I Motivate because I care... about proper English.
In honor of last night's re-airing of Parasite and the Meet Market's outbreak of Grammar Wars '07, I present this handy series of Motivators to help you remember... just because a lot of people are saying it, it doesn't mean it's a word. (I would have put this in the Motivator thread, but I don't want to anger anyone.. plus, it's kind of long and completely random.)
And as an added bonus, I had Ma look over it before I posted, to see if anyone that was not me would find it funny... and to test to see if she was paying attention during Forced Heroes Viewing Night, I kept pausing and going "You know what happens next, right?" And she was right on all counts. So she may just have been paying attention after all. Semi-Victory!?