Have Yourself a Slashy Little Christmas

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If you don’t know what slash is, then this might not be the holiday carol for you…

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Have Yourself a Slashy Little Christmas
by Jim C. Hines

Have yourself a slashy little Christmas.
Let your fandoms play.
Give She-Ra
And Xena one romantic day.

Have yourself a slashy little Christmas.
Throw canon aside.
Give Harry
And Draco one last “broomstick ride.”

Pair Magneto with Wolverine,
Xavier and Mister Clean.
Friends and foes who are so much more,
Time to let them all explore.

Kirk and Spock,
Or Optimus and Starscream.
Make your pairings hot.
Give old Smaug some sexytimes with Tiamat.
And have yourself some slashy little Christmas plots.

Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.