facebook status-updates are chronicling my life

[jim_stencil]

theres a shitty deep churning in my gut that wont go away. last night of birthday was: Wii, i literally jumped into the next generation. i accidentally insulted a deaf girl's speech impediment. i ate pinto beans out of a cup. got propositioned to sexually in a weird way, and proceded to make the best pun EVER out of it (dread block). considered

Comments

[baby_chin]

wow i cant beleive it was only a year ago you made out with someone wearing blue lipstick

[_photosynthesis]

ahhahahahahhaaaaaaaahahahhahaahahahyuiopirew i totally forgot

[jim_stencil]

it was actually green but whatever

proposition

[anonymous]

"got propositioned to sexually in a weird way" who and what?

Re: proposition

[jim_stencil]

why is an anonymous person always commenting on my gernal is the better question