I should probably alert the neighbours.

[jillzilla]

I roasted a chicken today. After it rested, I sawed off a couple of pieces and ate them in the other room, letting the rest to cool so I could strip it and turn it into chicken salad for later this week. After a while I heard a loud noise, and when I went into the kitchen the chicken was gone. There was a smear on the floor and a lone chicken bone

Comments

[samuelvwood]

ZOMBIE CHICKEN! AHHHHHHH!

[jillzilla]

I cannot even TELL you how locked my doors are right now.