Bad Poetry Day.

[jillthepill]

OMG yes, this is awesome. Apparently it's Bad Poetry Day*.

Let's all play along! Write something awful! Don't be shy! Make your former English and Creative Writing teachers cringe! ^_^

I love writing bad Haiku (especially intentionally), so I'll start:

I did have the flu

Comments

[taer_silveroak]

*runs*

[jillthepill]

Hey, now that's not even poetry! LOL. Although...

I do have the runs
Shit's running down my poor legs
Anyone have TUMS

[taer_silveroak]

... I still wonder why I read LJ and comments whilst I eat.

[jillthepill]

Because you know you like it! LOL...I've read/seen worse after eating! Avoid Discovery Health Channel or TLC after eating! Wait at least one hour before watching! It's more serious than waiting before swimming (unless you want to swim in vomit, LOL).

Oh, and clicking links on LJ that say "NSFW". ^_^

Oops, sorry. X_X

[ashjulall]

*Makes note to talk to Homer about revoking Jill's internet access from work.* at least until we get her meds stabalized!

[jillthepill]

You know how to write, why not offer up some bad poetry? LOL...I'll draw the pictures! ;@ )