*Hissss*

Apr 09, 2010 22:51

I swear when I find out which of my idiot neighbors it was who thought it was a good idea to tromp all over my garden and destroy half of my plants when there is a perfectly good fucking walkway and set of stairs right beside it, I am going to wring their bloody neck and use them for plant fertilizer!

ranty mcrant, plants

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keaalu April 10 2010, 15:39:34 UTC
Noo, not the plantbabies! :( Are they "rescue"-able?

*hugs?* Take casts of the shoeprints and go CSI on 'em.

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jill_dragon April 11 2010, 04:43:18 UTC
Yeah as it turns out a lot of them are okay, but the soil got really compacted and when they walked up the dirt slope by the stairs (using the stairs would have been way less effort, BTW) they disturbed the slope stability and brought down a ton of dirt. >:(

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sister_dear April 10 2010, 16:57:55 UTC
That really, really sucks. If you find them, I can help you hold them down.

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jill_dragon April 11 2010, 04:43:36 UTC
Cheers! >:)

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stormbringer986 April 11 2010, 05:42:28 UTC
I'm sure the plants would appreciate some new food, even if it only comes in "Stupid neighbor" flavor. It's too bad they're not the size of my aloe plant though...That thing would probably grab and eat someone on its own. I'm kind of scared to see how big it's going to get this year now that it's finally back to plant-friendly weather here.

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jill_dragon April 22 2010, 06:12:07 UTC
You guys must be able to grow aloe veras outside all year round down south. Mine are relegated to potted house-plant status.

I'm still giggling over the mental image of a toothy, blood-thirsty aloe vera nomming on people. XD

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