Random thought...

[jilesa]

There's a sign that's been hanging alongside the road near my parents' house for as long as I can remember. It says, "Jesus is coming

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[janetmiles]

One of the local churches has "He is risen" on their signboard this week. I will admit that my first thought was, "Yeast or Viagra?".

[claire]

There was a similar sign in the neighbourhood I grew up in. After a few years of seeing it, somebody (and, OK, it might have been me) added "Swim for your life!" underneath).

[dafydd]

Random reactions:

1) How does Mary Magdelene feel about that?

2) Wow! How does he prevent dehydration?

3) No wonder oceans are salty! (Ewwww!)

[steam]

I almost got suspended from school in my misspend youth. It was snowing out and everyone was looking out the windows, wondering if we were going to get out early. Then rumors started spreading between classes about early dismissal.

Our teacher: "when official word comes, I'll tell you. You folks would believe anything. I could start a rumor that the Russians are coming, and you'd totally buy it."

I mumbled under my breath, "I'm not cleaning it up."

oh - was that my sorta-outloud voice? ooops!

[librarian50]

Analog:

Question: Have you found Jesus?
Answer: We try not to lose him.

Happy Easter.