You are not Bruce Campbell.

Put down the chainsaw, fuck off and let me have my Monday morning sleep-in.

And really, I mean it about dropping trees onto our roof. Just don't do it.


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Today I bought some prickly pears. I bought them purely because I couldn't identify them at the fruit shop; this is all the logic I need when it comes to crazy fruit. A lady in the queue with me at Fruity Capers assisted in the identification, since the checkout chick didn't know either. Mystery Fruit! Totally the best thing in the world! I tend to ( Read more... )