Thoughts From the Porn Store: Ta-da!

[jilder]

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[drjon]

...? Why the reeds? Is this some strange porn-shop affection for Wind Instruments I wasn't previous cognant of? Is there some strange sex toy which also doubles as a serenation device?

[jilder]

Surfboards, man. Surfboards. If things continue as is, I may post even more shiny board pictures.

[drjon]

Ah. Boards because you're board.

[jilder]

I'm subtle n shit.

[jagwire]

Where are you, O Neckbeard?

You rang?

My night wasn't as good as my brother's. I'm about to write a post about it.

[jilder]

Pfft, your seamy neckbeard is yet to reach the gargantuan proportion of Greasy McRankhair's. I would sit on you and shave you first. It's what friends do, man.

Read the post. I don't think anyone's night was that good.

[patchworkkid]

Are all the customers like that? Are you visited by no one who reaffirms your faith in humanity, or is just generally cool?

[jilder]

I get a few funky people. Lots of really nifty lesbian couples tend to visit me, and nothing perks me up like people who go crazy and buy stacks of whatever for their other half just because they can. But they're far and few between; mostly they need to be comforted or hosed. I had one woman through on late on Sunday who declared that she wanted me to show her the porn where the women weren't being forced, raped or coerced, and who could not be conviced that actually, most women in porn are shown as having their own desire be there, despite the fact she had never actually watched a pornographic film in her life.

[patchworkkid]

Wow. She just decided to go to a porn store and start a fight? Talking about giving losers a bad name.

[mammatash]

i promise that if i ever visit a porn store that it will be yours.
perhaps i should get homeinternets...