Read (Well Without The Dash)

Mar 19, 2010 14:48

Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig [Austen] up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone. --S. Clemens (Mark Twain)

omf books!!11

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starsandtildes March 19 2010, 18:58:51 UTC
hmn?

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jheti March 19 2010, 20:17:25 UTC
I'm more or less just thrilled to be in good company.

Her. Her and Dickens. There are no such things as second chances, or thirds, but I keep handing them out, and EVERY TIME, murderous rage.

But this was also my opinion of The Time Traveler's Wife, The Kite Runner, and That Other Chuck Pahlahakjdfsjkddkjnik (sp) Book That Isn't Fight Club, Which Was Sorta Kinda Okay.

So. I frequently feel very, very alone.

I have such an Austen allergy I can't actually open my copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I've tried. I can't make myself do it. It sits there mocking me.

Why yes, yes that is a herd of teal deer.

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taraljc March 19 2010, 19:02:42 UTC
What I love is the implication that he continues to re-read P&P, regardless.

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jheti March 19 2010, 20:21:48 UTC
*Hee!* Now I have this mental image of him curled up in bed, guiltily sneaking looks at it after having hidden it in a different dust-jacket. ^_^

She's better than Bronte! I've got to give her that.

Also: ICON. *sporfle.*

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nyohah March 19 2010, 23:26:55 UTC
Mark Twain! Your awesomeness will never die!

(I must admit I can stand Pride & Prejudice. But my only other foray into Austen was a nightmare. She has nothing on Mark Twain!)

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jheti March 20 2010, 13:19:33 UTC
TWAIN LIVES.

Twain and Bradbury PROVE that we're not poor scions of our native tongue.

She is yet another Very British Author whose work has no discernible point and makes me want to hit things. Also? Not romantic.

Or maybe there is love buried somewhere in the descriptions of how very plebian everyone but the plain but good-hearted and acerbic lead lady is. Maybe there is love. And I just can't find it. But I'm inclined to doubt.

When movies are an improvement, and are a vast improvement, chiefly because they are shorter? The source material is not good. Period.

(See: Dune. Longer is not better. If Dino De Laurentiis has that figured out before you do, you're screwed. Or Jane Austen.)

If the television versions are better than the movies? It is a work by Anne Rice.

It's a literary theory I am working on. That shall make me famous. (Right.)

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nyohah March 25 2010, 01:32:54 UTC
Mark Twain: Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

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