Ten random things: May 3

[jheaton]

Ten crimes alleged to have been committed during the Mifflin Street Block Party this weekend:

1. Battery to a police officer
2. Fourth-degree sexual assault
3. Possession of cocaine
4. Theft
5. Possession with intent to deliver a schedule II narcotic

Comments

[amyjtoo]

"Seriously, they have beer tents at church picnics around here."

Wait, you're telling me there are parts of the world where that's not the case? Next you'll try to tell me it's not normal for every grocery store to have a liquor aisle? :-)