Just signed up for a Sourceforge account in the hope that I might get some of the software projects I've been thinking about for the last six months off the ground. Very cool, very funky, but it'd be better if they were more than vapourware. Hmm. Just thought of another one. Bugger

Don't you just love magic numbers? Doesn't 0xCAFEBABE get you going? Isn't it swell when an entire application runs only when you hard-code 42 somewhere in the depths of its logic?

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