Well, I have finally started thinking about some things, fancy that, you say, Jonah does not have only the brain capacity of Sponge. I know, you were thinking that it was more like a worm, or perhaps a clam. Which brings up another important question that I have always wondered about... How do clams get their groove on? But that is beyond the point ( Read more... )

This weekend, the song "Who are you" was running through my head. This raised two important questions in my mind. One) Would this be a cool song for the band to play? Two) Who am I.... Who Who, Who Who? I mean seriously, what makes me...ME? It seems that all the other guys have their little things that differentiate them from one another, but how ( Read more... )

Today, I hung out with Kristen. After WYSO, I waited at my house for my mom to get back with the car. During which time, I completed the Frozen Throne Campaigns. Well, not the Orcish one, but that is beyond the point. So, back to the point. While at Kristen's, we hung out at her house and walked around a bit. Then we waited around until it was time ( Read more... )

I see a gush of red explode from my neighbor's eye. Oh God, they are throwing grapes, I think to myself. Helpless civilians cringe when they see someone (Jordan) wind up to throw the most feared of all weapons, the carrot. I see another man go down as the feared orange vegetable of death nails him straight in the temple. The screams of fear are ( Read more... )

Well, what can I say, my life has been good. I have been getting on well in the dating world, if only Kristen and I were not so busy, with school and all. The band had its first gig at the Pancake Supper, which was very cool, and we need to practice again. Other than the fact that I am now an official member of the church, and that my WYSO audition ( Read more... )

WHAT DID I SAY, DONT DRINK THE WATER!!! According to National Center For Infectious Diseases, food and waterborne diseases are the number one cause of "messed up shits" to travelers. As you see in this direct quote from the site. (Note, this is not plagiarism, I asked them very nicely, even with sugar on top ( Read more... )

Well, I suppose I could reconsider destroying the BLOG. There may be some new and exciting things happening in my life. Mainly due to the fact that I Jonah Hacker, now have a new girlfriend.... guess who? Well, unless you are really slow, you will know that it is none other than Kristen Brenner. We have yet to go on real date, unless you count the ( Read more... )

it is official, this blog is being abandoned, cause I can never think of anything to write about. You want to read something? Read a book. Cause this is ungodly boring. Later, for the very last time...

Finally, a break! There was an awesome party at chez moi, I assume everyone had a good time. We all demolished a 24 pack of RC, much to my dismay. But it was not a boring normal party, where the party usually consists of playing Super Smash Bros. in someone's basement. We had a campfire, and it was good to see everyone before they left. That was ( Read more... )

I realize that I have not been updating much very recently. I also do not intend to. I may become struck with a stroke of genius, and be forced to write, but other than that, dont expect anything. I will not come on the computer just to ramble about a bunch of crap, so get used to it. Note: Jonah, Lucas , Lars and Walker are now officially ballers ( Read more... )