Why didn't anyone tell me James Joyce wrote the dirtiest "love" letters, complete with scat, fart, and bondage fantasies? I have hit a goldmine. Look.

"My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now ( Read more... )

If Rudy Giuliani becomes president, I'll actually leave the country.

HE MARRIED HIS COUSIN.
HE'S ALSO CRAZY BY ALL ACCOUNTS.
HE MARRIED HIS COUSIN.
HE WAS AWARE SHE WAS HIS COUSIN.
BUT HE MARRIED HER ANYWAY.

this is why i was scandanavian in a past life. i love her.

Stop using Livejournal to fish for compilments. And stop doing it in general.

U NO WHO U R.

Sooo I was in the emergency room for 10 hours last night 'cause I had a SEIZURE. I was at Juan's Flying Burrito and eating when all of a sudden I felt really full and my stomach began hurting. Everything faded away and apparently I started convulsing for 10 seconds. I woke up and threw up all over myself. Went to the hospital, waited for like four ( Read more... )

things that have to happen while i'm home
-snowballs (obvs)
-picnics
-danceparties
-sushi at hana's
-camellia grill outings
-neutral ground open mic
-trip to the BEACH
-drugs
-alcohol

also realized during finals: i can never be a hipster (or blipster). DESPITE WHAT CHU SAY ( Read more... )

the lease for my summer housing doesn't start until june 1st.
whooo wants to let me live with them for a week?!

home so very soon. picnics, snowballs, and MORE PICNICS. i fully intend to continue the picnic tradition here in medford as well.

lol, i won't be a junior till the end of the summer.

ugh ( Read more... )