[Koyama/Ryo/Shige] [PG-13] not a day passes by
Recipient: soucieux
Title: not a day passes by
Group/Pairing(s): News [Koyama/Ryo/Shige]
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Shige is wearing his layers again.
Warnings/Notes: None
Word Count: 1,051
“Ryo said I should just spare all the sexual tension and fuck you already,” Shige declared while clutching the door from the edge and shyly peering at a bewildered Koyama inside.
First thing in the morning Koyama had to listen to utter crap. What was the world coming to? Koyama wanted to hear about how Uchi was successfully trying hard to be sober, about how Kusano thinks twice about looking at a bottle of alcohol and at random boys’ crotch, about how finally Yamapi bought a bra against all will only to lose his ample cleavage. Yes Koyama wanted to hear those sorts of things. He didn’t want to hear Shige whining again about something Ryo said to please himself, failing to hide the jealousy at how Shige and Koyama were so close.
So Koyama had to register his mind to the surrounding first. Check for known escape routes, the humidity in the room with a tip of his finger before talking at all.
“I was really fat as a baby?”
“Huh?”
“I mean why don’t you already?” Koyama licked his lips in anticipation and counted the seconds for Shige to explode in front of his eyes.
“Don’t you get it? Ryo is out to get me!”
Koyama blinked and Shige’s hand tightened on the silver doorknob.
“And there is a Queen of England,” Koyama’s eyes shined as he said those words. It was fascinating, Koyama thought, Ryo is being obvious and Shige is so oblivious.
Shige only huffed out in annoyance and left Koyama alone to ponder in his weird imaginations.
Koyama crossed his legs and picked up a magazine from the table.
“I want a horny bunny,” Koyama muttered to a vacant room.
*-*-*
“You are out to get me!” Shige shouted when he neared a thoughtful Ryo, making him jolt in his seat at the proclamation.
“What?” Ryo voiced, clearing his throat a little.
“You make my life miserable! Stop it!” Shige demanded.
There is no peace in this dressing room. Ryo massaged his temple and glanced slowly at a fuming Shige.
“The very meaning of my existence,” Ryo realized Shige looked agitated with the answer and he shrugged his shoulders. “Can’t help it. Now if you will excuse me,” Ryo politely requested and went down to his previous sudoku business.
Shige frantically waved his arms up and down but Ryo bluntly ignored all Shige’s antics. Ryo’s mind was filled with numbers, rows, and columns. It wasn’t filled with Shige’s outfit for what he wore on Wednesday, and what he was wearing today. Despite all the layers, Shige still looked hot as in hot HOT, and temperature wise hot.
“You look hot. Let me help you,” Ryo offered and he raised his head to look at an empty space.
“Was worth a shot,” Ryo sighed and placed a number 5 in the first row.
*-*-*
Koyama lightly banged his head when Madonna’s voice sang the melody of ‘True blue’ in his ear, and idly flipped through the Potato magazine. The issue contained KAT-TUN on every page and here Koyama thought he had seen enough of them.
Throwing the magazine back, he leaned against the comfy sofa. Humming satisfaction, he closed his eyes for a nap.
‘True love oh baby, true love oh baby, true love oh baby~’
Opening his eyes, Koyama saw Shige hovering over his face. Koyama wasn’t sure if it was odd to notice that Shige had taken off his blue shirt revealing a white one underneath. Koyama wasn’t sure if he should push him away, bitch-slap him, or tear out his hair when Shige pressed his soft lips on his. They broke apart rather quickly and Koyama grabbed Shige by the neck.
“I hope you have a random horny bunny to give.”
Shige choked, struggling against Koyama’s strong grip. “But- I thought all bunnies are horny,” He stuttered out.
‘I’m so excited cause you are my best friend~’
Huh. Koyama let go of Shige who stalked out a second later not even giving the chance for Koyama to talk.
“Interesting,” Koyama gazed back at the plain ceiling above.
*-*-*
“Almost done~” Ryo sang in happiness.
There was a bang at the entrance and Shige appeared again in front of him. His clothes were all dismayed from their places; his hair looked like it had been pulled on harshly. Shige was wearing a baby pink shirt this time. Pink. Ryo blinked.
Shige attentively came forward, kneeling on the carpet floor. Ryo saw only a glimpse of Shige licking his lips before they descended upon his. Ryo blinked again. Pink. It was hurting his eyes.
“Dear god take off the pink,” Ryo gasped out as Shige drew back. Ryo rolled the shirt over Shige’s head, only to see a red tank top. After a couple of minutes later, Shige was half-naked and Tegoshi was flamboyantly twirling in a corner.
“Any specific reason for all these layers?” Ryo palmed Shige’s smooth stomach, suckling on his collarbones.
Shige mischievously grinned, tracing out circles on Ryo’s back. “Mmm nope~”
Koyama moonwalked inside the room, poured cold water on Tegoshi and stood still when he reached the Nishikato pair.
“Can I join?”
Ryo stopped all his shagging Shige progress and stiffened in his place.
“No,” Ryo exclaimed strongly.
Shige placed an assuring hand on Ryo’s shoulder and turned to Koyama. “Instead, what if we provide with 2.3% horny bunnies and a clip of Queen of England flailing down the red carpet?”
“Agreed. With interest too.”
Shige smirked back. “Of course.”
Koyama nodded once and crossed the room over to an emo Tegoshi.
“Oh and~” Shige called out, “Thank you for helping me pick out these shirts.” Ryo wasn’t paying attention at that moment so he figured thanking Koyama right now wasn’t the best.
Koyama winked and laid a hand on Tegoshi’s head. “No problem.”
Shige had referred to Koyama about his Ryo problem and Koyama wasn’t going to wait for a black cat to cross his path so he had agreed almost automatically. While going over the plan in his head, Koyama only saw benefits for him. Plus he wasn’t going to miss out on Ryo being sulky, and retorting at everyone. Well it was still nice to see Ryo frustrated for once. Koyama did his evil laugh in his head. He wasn’t Shige’s best friend for nothing.