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I broke my little toe tonight.
I also smoked watermelon flavored tobacco out of Katie's new hookah! It was awesome.

Jordan Shiffer's creature-nemesis:

The Dreaded TREEFROG


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I've given in.
I now have a myspace.
myspace.com/hot_jordan

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random ( Read more... )

While I was away seeing Brokeback Mountain (which sucked, btw), One Eyed Joe cleaned my room O_O. Although i don't know how he did it, cuz he can't see depth. That could explain why theres a bag of chips and a t-shirt on top of my television.

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Things are happening too fast.
I need to slow down.
Stop accelerating.

It is a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people think brick is too soggy. I assure you, it IS a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This bring up the disturbing question ( Read more... )