Police Officer: License and reg... hey, aren't you the guy who found out he's part black? Peter: Yes I am. Police Officer: [into walkie-talkie] Report of a possible stolen vehicle. Peter: But this is my car. Police Officer: Suspect becoming beligerent. Peter: Wha... Police Officer: Officer down. [Officer falls to ground, police cars surround Peter]
Girl on Love Connection: "If I were an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?"
Contestant 1: "I'd get a friend over and give you a double dip." Contestant 2: "I would lick the fudge off real slow and cover you with my special topping." Peter: "Well, I would eat you really fast before I go flacid."
I feel like I'm so stressed! I went to gaming group with thepoet77 and ___sundaydrive the other day but the campaign is being run totally wrong. That ruined my day
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