Creationists Are Insane, Now With Video!

[jesus_h_biscuit]

"Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger."
-Abbie Hoffman

Kirk Cameron defending God to atheists on ORLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQHCVaYNr9c

Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare
DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNNN!
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Comments

[erin]

Oh, Kirk. The pre-teen in me still loves him. Even if he's gone a bit nuts.

[jesus_h_biscuit]

I know - I have Season 1 of Growing Pains on DVD, I watch it and wish Mike Seaver would come and kick Kirk's ass. No worries, I'm sure he'll have his Ted Haggard scandal eventually.

[pagerbear]

The banana video was durty!

[jesus_h_biscuit]

It was indeed fraught with homoeroticism!

[grimmlok]

I think the real commentary here is how God created that mans throat to be so accepting of long, semi-curved things like bananas.

[jesus_h_biscuit]

Again, I fucking love you.

[egyptian_spider]

You win the internets for today.

[die7fox]

I hate to break it to 'em, but bananas don't curve like that naturally. Most banana species are selectively grown for that particular trait. They didn't curve until we started monkeying around with them.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a jar of JIF that needs to be electrocuted.

[grimmlok]

Don't forget to jizz in it first.

[kyra]

Do you know why that particular trait was selected for in banana breeding?

[die7fox]

I believe it was because it made them easier to both handle and store.

Peanut Butter?

[kevynjacobs]

Makes me wonder if Chuck Missler works for the Peanut Grower's Association of America.

*shakes head in disbelief*