MORE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!! JIHAD ON CHRISTMAS!! FATWA ON CHRISTMAS!! AIEEE!!

[jesus_h_biscuit]

I ♥ Sam Seder too!

Watch the whole thing, seriously. Commit it to memory.

SEDER: "Listen, as far as the war on Christmas goes, I feel like we should be waging a war on Christmas. I mean, I believe that Christmas, it's almost proven that Christmas has nuclear weapons, can be an imminent threat to this country, that they have operative ties with

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[grimmlok]

I just say happy holidays because I live in an incredibly diverse city and I'm not sure who celebrates what. Hell, 3 major religions have celebrations quite near each other in the same bloody month, 'happy holidays' is just "hey, have a nice time whatever you believe."

There's no 'war on christmas', christian assholes are just miffed that their exclusive holiday ivory tower now has to make room for other people who believe differently than they.

To whining christians:

Boo fucking hoo, get over yourselves. There are other people in the world that aren't white, flabby, and republican and I know it scares the shit out of you. Deal with it.

[jesus_h_biscuit]

The thing I get the most irked about with the people I know is that they NEVER - but NEVER give even a sideways glance towards anything except the pageantry of Christmas and the shopping & gifts.

[rzrxtion]

"you have intel? and where exactly does your intel come from?"

"well, we have tortured an elf"

*falls out of chair*
BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

[jesus_h_biscuit]

I snorted on that one!

[jesus_h_biscuit]

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[daisy_down]

If we buy Christmas presents, the terrorists win!

[jesus_h_biscuit]

They already won... 11/7/06... NEVER FORGET...

[lovemefearme]

Is it so wrong of me to want to smack Mister Bob Knight?