WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK?

[jesus_h_biscuit]

From the Department of DUMBFUCKERY....When I am Emperor, Florida will be no more. All of you who live there, get ready to evac when I come to power as it will be the first order of business once the Cabinet of Biscuity Goodness is appointed. Those who are not completely fucking stupid will be relocated and spared euthanasia. And by 'euthanasia

Comments

[die7fox]

WTF? Are they sure this didn't happen in Kansas?

please save Disneyworld

[fuzzface_63]

just make them christian free zones.

Re: please save Disneyworld

[fuzzface_63]

I was just trying to think of some witty "Soylent Green" remark but I hit reply and went blank.

Burn him!

[bghsmith]

There is a Hillbilly up on his land, reading this article while sitting in the outhouse who is saying "Damn! You all is making the South look bad!"

[stivalineri]

Florida should just get rid of everyone over 30, like Carrnival in Logan's Run.

[happyengineer]

That was actually "Carousel". Please, get your 1970's SF references correct. :-)

[stivalineri]

My Lifeclock went black years ago.....

[major7]

We escaped back to Georgia from FL last year. although I still have to go back regurlarly for our business down there.