A conversation I had

[jesumonkey]

Friend: Why did God make the dinosaurs?
Me: It's not really important is it? In the scheme of things?
Friend: It is!
Me: Well, dinosaurs don't do anything except turn into oil reserves... so... God created the dinosaurs so we can drive cars.

Comments

[bobus8869]

...so we could drive cars, and turn ourselves all into dinsaurs! yay!

[tin_foil_hat]

They were a warning, like a dead dog on your doorstep.

[jesumonkey]

For God so loved the dinosaurs, he gave unto them his only begotten meteor.