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Yes, this is a download-a-sim post, put it is so much more than a download-a-sim post! It is an informational, graphical extravaganza! Roll up, roll up for sims' stats, generation recaps, and so much more... like the actual sim downloads! And, well, there isn't much more than that. But doesn't that sound like fun?! ;)
Each Sim is represented by an informative image, under the heading for their generation (listed by number and naming theme). Click an image, and you'll be able to download the Sim depicted in it (rarred up to save space, so you'll need an unrarrer). Currently, all main-line (i.e. not cousins) Spritas from generations two to seven are up. There will be more updates as I upload more Sims. Sims are packaged with only the CC written on the informative image (providing it is accurate, and while it's not like I try to make them WRONG, I can't make guarantees). Please use Clean Installer if you want to be selective in what you install.
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Generation Two (Doctor Who)
Generation two was an idyllic time in the life of the Sprita family, as matriarch and patriarch Sarah and Cedric worked their asses off for promotion after promotion, and the children dealt with the insufferable ineptitude of a nanny with a fondness for giving away hard-earned food. Little Zoe Sprita liked to be the centre of attention, constantly demanding stories and attention, and for blocks to be a little easier to play with. As a teenager, however, she soon embraced a caring, and thoughtful side... oh and SCIENCE, which she embraced with religious zeal. Jamie refused to do his homework... or catch the bus... and unsurprisingly did "terribly" at school. Donna, the generation's eventual heir, spent her teenage years in and out of therapy after her woodworking teacher took offence at her birdhouse, where she met Zeke Rose.
Generation Three (Les Misérables)
As children, Eponine, Cosette and Marius really took a backseat to the idiocy of their father, whose complete and total inability to feed himself provided hilarity and entertainment for many an update until he died... no, not of starvation, but of electrocution. However, before he died, he fathered one last child... Fantine! Unfortunately for Fantine, she had no chance of becoming heir, because pretty much simultaneously with her birth, was the birth of her niece Marie.
Generation Four (French Revolution... sort of)
The generation four children were named after figures in the French Revolution, in honour of the French Revolution textbooks piled high on my desk. This soon proved to be a bad idea after the generation spawned three girls and only one boy (who is not available for download because he was a mere clone of Marie -- I named him Louis). Marie and Antoinette are both named after Marie-Antoinette, and Therese is named after some random I found in my textbook's glossary, named Thérèse something. These children's upbringing was largely unremarkable, which is probably why the generation was so short (only three updates!), punctuated only by Marie sulking about having a clone, Therese whining, and the occasional death (not of the children). Oh, and epic battles over whether the snowen in the backyard should be good or evil.
Generation Five (Ancient Rome)
Having finally got the recessive-colour hair I wanted (with Therese) I made the unfortunate mistake of double-heiring her with Marie. Marie whose husband, Geordi Dork, wanted six kids. SIGH. Eight kids later, I split the household into two. In the "Spritas A" - Marie's family - children were often neglected and, in a state of emotional distress, Narcissa triggered an everlasting emnity with that Sim who would become her nemesis: Julia. Narcissa probably realised her mistake but it was too late because Julia's wrath had been well and truly incurred, baby! In the "Spritas B", Claudia and Antonia were boringly functional and even did their homework, so unsurprisingly I chose to continue the line through Julia.
Generation Six (world leaders)
Julia died, so I changed my mind and continued the line through Antonia, because she'd already given birth to Kevin, which saved me time. In generation six the Spritas moved into a nice new house with all the family ghosts in the front yard, which meant that for the first time, the Spritas had to really deal with being haunted. Unfortunately for them, they didn't. Claudia's son Vladimir was attacked by ghosts so many times that the social worker abducted him and his half-brother Jintao, and then my game depressed me with pop-ups accusing me of not keeping in touch with toddlers. Also, Kevin was killed... twice but then Antonia saved his life (twice). I'm not sure if you could call it natural selection - how about ~supernatural selection~ - but by the end of the generation only one Sprita child was left, so he inevitably became the generation six heir.
Generation Seven (Harry Potter)
The generation seven children had interesting upbringings, with most adults in the house (their mother, father, grandmother, and grandfather) being determinedly unfaithful to their spouses. Domestic abuse abounded. Even Claudia, one of the two adults not to get embroiled in this sordid immorality, was not a pinnacle of virtue as she decided to become the kind of cop who beats people into signing confessions... and later the kind of Captain Hero who, uh, also presumably beats people into signing confessions. She also fell head-over-heels in love with her great-nephew Severus, and could constantly be found heartfarting over him. As for the actual generation seven children, Severus found love with (no not Claudia) Jake Payton, Draco found love with HIS VIDEO GAMES, and Luna found a love with her great-uncle Turin Grunt-Summerdream so passionate that it resulted in a child, DESPITE the safe sex ACR ostensibly made them practise. Albus didn't find love at all, which was pretty sad, I guess.
Generation Eight (Veronica Mars)
The generation eight Spritas were born into an already drama-filled family, but made sure to do their part to maintain adequate drama levels. Mac, a Romance Sim seeking 20 lovers just like her grandfather, took to university two of her teenage lovers; Veronica, torn between her Family Sim inclinations and those of her secondary Romance aspiration, maintained a sickly sweet romance with Nathan Leeman and some sneaky liaisons on the side until Nathan decided he didn't like that. Violence ensued.
Generation Nine (The Hunger Games)
The generation nine Spritas, too, were born into a house full of drama and chaos; their parents tended to cheat on each other (with each other), get angry and beat each other up with alarming frequency. Young Katniss Sprita also had the (mis?)fortune to be seduced by her auntie's defacto, Aurora Scallywag, before finally falling in love with her first cousin once removed, Lily Sprita. At the end of college, it was Katniss and Lily who returned to the Sprita household with a view to producing generation ten…
Each Sim is represented by an informative image, under the heading for their generation (listed by number and naming theme). Click an image, and you'll be able to download the Sim depicted in it (rarred up to save space, so you'll need an unrarrer). Currently, all main-line (i.e. not cousins) Spritas from generations two to seven are up. There will be more updates as I upload more Sims. Sims are packaged with only the CC written on the informative image (providing it is accurate, and while it's not like I try to make them WRONG, I can't make guarantees). Please use Clean Installer if you want to be selective in what you install.
Skip to? Generation Two • Generation Three • Generation Four • Generation Five • Generation Six • Generation Seven • Generation Eight • Generation Nine
Generation Two (Doctor Who)
Generation two was an idyllic time in the life of the Sprita family, as matriarch and patriarch Sarah and Cedric worked their asses off for promotion after promotion, and the children dealt with the insufferable ineptitude of a nanny with a fondness for giving away hard-earned food. Little Zoe Sprita liked to be the centre of attention, constantly demanding stories and attention, and for blocks to be a little easier to play with. As a teenager, however, she soon embraced a caring, and thoughtful side... oh and SCIENCE, which she embraced with religious zeal. Jamie refused to do his homework... or catch the bus... and unsurprisingly did "terribly" at school. Donna, the generation's eventual heir, spent her teenage years in and out of therapy after her woodworking teacher took offence at her birdhouse, where she met Zeke Rose.
Generation Three (Les Misérables)
As children, Eponine, Cosette and Marius really took a backseat to the idiocy of their father, whose complete and total inability to feed himself provided hilarity and entertainment for many an update until he died... no, not of starvation, but of electrocution. However, before he died, he fathered one last child... Fantine! Unfortunately for Fantine, she had no chance of becoming heir, because pretty much simultaneously with her birth, was the birth of her niece Marie.
Generation Four (French Revolution... sort of)
The generation four children were named after figures in the French Revolution, in honour of the French Revolution textbooks piled high on my desk. This soon proved to be a bad idea after the generation spawned three girls and only one boy (who is not available for download because he was a mere clone of Marie -- I named him Louis). Marie and Antoinette are both named after Marie-Antoinette, and Therese is named after some random I found in my textbook's glossary, named Thérèse something. These children's upbringing was largely unremarkable, which is probably why the generation was so short (only three updates!), punctuated only by Marie sulking about having a clone, Therese whining, and the occasional death (not of the children). Oh, and epic battles over whether the snowen in the backyard should be good or evil.
Generation Five (Ancient Rome)
Having finally got the recessive-colour hair I wanted (with Therese) I made the unfortunate mistake of double-heiring her with Marie. Marie whose husband, Geordi Dork, wanted six kids. SIGH. Eight kids later, I split the household into two. In the "Spritas A" - Marie's family - children were often neglected and, in a state of emotional distress, Narcissa triggered an everlasting emnity with that Sim who would become her nemesis: Julia. Narcissa probably realised her mistake but it was too late because Julia's wrath had been well and truly incurred, baby! In the "Spritas B", Claudia and Antonia were boringly functional and even did their homework, so unsurprisingly I chose to continue the line through Julia.
Generation Six (world leaders)
Julia died, so I changed my mind and continued the line through Antonia, because she'd already given birth to Kevin, which saved me time. In generation six the Spritas moved into a nice new house with all the family ghosts in the front yard, which meant that for the first time, the Spritas had to really deal with being haunted. Unfortunately for them, they didn't. Claudia's son Vladimir was attacked by ghosts so many times that the social worker abducted him and his half-brother Jintao, and then my game depressed me with pop-ups accusing me of not keeping in touch with toddlers. Also, Kevin was killed... twice but then Antonia saved his life (twice). I'm not sure if you could call it natural selection - how about ~supernatural selection~ - but by the end of the generation only one Sprita child was left, so he inevitably became the generation six heir.
Generation Seven (Harry Potter)
The generation seven children had interesting upbringings, with most adults in the house (their mother, father, grandmother, and grandfather) being determinedly unfaithful to their spouses. Domestic abuse abounded. Even Claudia, one of the two adults not to get embroiled in this sordid immorality, was not a pinnacle of virtue as she decided to become the kind of cop who beats people into signing confessions... and later the kind of Captain Hero who, uh, also presumably beats people into signing confessions. She also fell head-over-heels in love with her great-nephew Severus, and could constantly be found heartfarting over him. As for the actual generation seven children, Severus found love with (no not Claudia) Jake Payton, Draco found love with HIS VIDEO GAMES, and Luna found a love with her great-uncle Turin Grunt-Summerdream so passionate that it resulted in a child, DESPITE the safe sex ACR ostensibly made them practise. Albus didn't find love at all, which was pretty sad, I guess.
Generation Eight (Veronica Mars)
The generation eight Spritas were born into an already drama-filled family, but made sure to do their part to maintain adequate drama levels. Mac, a Romance Sim seeking 20 lovers just like her grandfather, took to university two of her teenage lovers; Veronica, torn between her Family Sim inclinations and those of her secondary Romance aspiration, maintained a sickly sweet romance with Nathan Leeman and some sneaky liaisons on the side until Nathan decided he didn't like that. Violence ensued.
Generation Nine (The Hunger Games)
The generation nine Spritas, too, were born into a house full of drama and chaos; their parents tended to cheat on each other (with each other), get angry and beat each other up with alarming frequency. Young Katniss Sprita also had the (mis?)fortune to be seduced by her auntie's defacto, Aurora Scallywag, before finally falling in love with her first cousin once removed, Lily Sprita. At the end of college, it was Katniss and Lily who returned to the Sprita household with a view to producing generation ten…