The Spritas 9.4
Last update before I really truly am out of Spritas updates :( But there's still two Antikva ones to go, so...
Anyway, I've been telling myself that I'll hand in my laptop to be prepared somewhere between the last assignment before mid-semester break was due (...last Tuesday) and the end of mid-semester break (May 1). Which kind of makes it, now. So maybe I'll go do that and can finally finish this legacy off once semester's over! (Well, I mean, assuming I stop at generation ten... now that's a scary thought.)
So. Update.
Warnings: the usual - profanity, violence, nudity. Including Naked Headless Grim Reaper, but no worries, after I'd played this section someone told me how to fix it so this is the last time! :D
Remember how Veronica had issues with Turin seducing this townie... so does Bellatrix.
Bellatrix: I BET KATNISS PUT HIM UP TO THIS
Me: I bet she didn't.
Bellatrix: Eeeeeeeeew that man is HIDEOUS.
Me: Which explains why you've spent the past few decades having sex with him... RIGHT??
Anyways Turin and Luna both wanted ~Public WooHoo~ so to the club they go :P Where Luna for some reason thought that there was a risk of giving birth. Okay.
btw Turin's "WooHoo 20 Sims" want is STILL KICKING AROUND, so he introduces himself to Cimorene Ouroboros :P
Pretty sure this sequence of pictures speaks for itself.
Thennnnn Turin went to join Luna in the hot tub. Also PLEASE NOTICE THAT SHE CHOSE NOT TO WEAR ANY CLOTHES (OR SWIMWEAR) IN THIS HOT TUB. Oh Luna.
So they were GOING to WooHoo in there.
And then Turin randomly errored out...
Sooooo... NAKED MAKING OUT. OUTSIDE. IN DAYLIGHT. IN PUBLIC.
you guys are crazyyyyyyyyyyy
Also I can't help but notice that Luna is the only naked one which seems a little dubious to me :S
Obviously though she put her bikini on to WooHoo in the hot tub. I mean that makes sense. Making out in public = naked. Having sex in a hot tub = clothed. WHY WOULD THIS NOT MAKE SENSE.
Seriously though the other women in this club were FUCKING QUEUING UP TO GREET TURIN and it's like OMFG YOU WOMEN, YOU HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL. Mainly it was like that because I was listening to Interpol but I think the point still stands.
Themistoclea Arden: Why can't we all join in???
Me: idk maybe because this is the Sims and THERE ARE NO THREESOMES, FOURSOMES OR FIVESOMES
Besides I'm not sure why you'd want a threesome/foursome/fivesome anyway when you can all fuck Turin individually :|
Excepttttt they didn't actually do it because this annoying teen decided to intrude.
So I went OKAY THAT'S JUST TOO BAD ESABELLA DALE, YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE
Clearly Turin is one forgiving dude though, because after WooHooing Themistoclea he gave Esabella a second chance :p
AND TURIN FINALLY FULFILLED HIS "WOOHOO 20 SIMS" WANT! YAY!!!
BUT OBVIOUSLY he can't go home yet because those women were still queuing up to uh... sample him :\ Seriouslyyyyyy what is this you stupid game, how is Turin that attractive???
Apparently he is though so w/e -_____________-;
tbh, I'm running out of ways to caption this stuff. Seriously.
I guess it's worth mentioning that this latest, uh, conquest is iceraptoress's Kadi?
Unsavoury Charlatan: My dear, you are beautiful!
Penny Rose: Gee thanks, random ominous-looking man! :D
... :( I'm not really comfortable with this.
ACTUALLY WHAT IS THIS. Turin is so attractive that he's all you randoms can talk about? REALLY???
Anyway finally their motives were getting too low to spend any more time at that club, so I sent them home. Probably a lot of women were disappointed but I don't care tbh. They should find new obsessions.
Pretty much the worst thing about moving house is HAVING TO RE-TEACH EVERY SINGLE SIM AT ONCE WHERE THEIR BED IS. omfg.
Of course as soon as I'd woken Danielle up I realised there was a VERY GOOD REASON why she couldn't sleep in her own actual bed. Oh Veronica :\
Uhmmmm... totally not my fault. Not in the slightest.
Ugh Mac CAN YOU PLEASE NOT FEAR THINGS THAT ARE INEVITABLY GOING TO HAPPEN. It's annoying.
For fuck's sake!!! WHY WILL NONE OF YOU TREES GET BETTER?!?!?
Baby tiiiiiiiiiiime.
Yeah well fuck you Mac
Sooooo, it's another girl, named Effie!
Then Turin decided to retire from his job as the mayor to... well, presumably to pursue womanising full-time or something. Haha.
Danielle got out of bed and I was like YAY LAST BABY!!! but actually she was having a nervous breakdown >:( fine fine w/e.
THEN BABY!!
So this is a baby girl... named Cinna.
I know the Cinna in The Hunger Games was a guy but HE WAS ALSO MY FAVOURITE and I NEEDED a Sim named after him so therefore it's just too bad for Cinna if she's a girl. :P
You can't really see this properly, but this is Turin giving Danielle yet another thumbs-down over how ugly he thinks she is.
On the other hand, he thinks Aurora is MUCH more attractive! :P
Turin: I don't believe in art.
Aurora: *falls out of crush*
Turin: No. Law and order politics is much better. Lock the bastards up in handcuffs and throw away the key!
Aurora: *minus*
Turin: Of course... I could always lock you up in handcuffs, my dear... ;)
For some reason she took that much better.
Then she started a fire but AS YOU CAN SEE TURIN WAS ON THE CASE WITH AN EXTINGUISHER.
Aurora: Mmmm, Turin is so masculine, I want him to fertilise my eggs!
Well this house has SEVEN KIDS NOW so therefore NO FERTILISATION IS GOING TO HAPPEN OKAY... but making out is fine.
Janine (generation three cousin of the Spritas) came home with one of the kids but somehow got herself stuck here -____________-; idgi.
Janine: omg that woman!! O_____O
Why is she so shocked?!
Because (ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE), Luna is in the hot tub, naked. Again.
Why Janine is not so shocked that she can detect this FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE is another matter.
Then there was some random dog fight on the front lawn... :\
Pretty much everyone ever hates Aurora singing to them, but Turin apparently enjoys singing to her. Okay. (Also note Severus and Jake. D'awwwwww :'))
BABY BIRTHDAY I THINK EFFIE'S!!
Yepppp here's Effie :]
As you can see, Danielle remains deeply content with her life.
Then it was Cinna's birthday, but Turin got a little distracted by Luna's hotness...
...and just put Cinna on the floor. :'(
TURIN NOT EVEN YOU CAN WOOHOO TWO WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME... IN THE SIMS THERE ARE NO THREESOMES
Unsurprisingly that shit lead to an error. See Turin, this is the game's way of telling you YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
Cinna's birthday, attempt #2!
And HERE is toddler-Cinna, finally :D
And to think only two updates ago, I'd never have dreamed I could one day see this.
Seriously.
HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN, BELLATRIX. HOW MANY.
lololol see even your great-grandchild is disgusted by your hypocrisy!!
btw Effie is SERIOUSLY FUCKING WHINY about this potty-training thing. She will not do it.
You can see the contrast between her and Cinna too. Cinna's all "ho-hum just makin' music~~~~" and Effie's like "GRRRRR FUCK YOU BLOCKS"
Effie: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?! THIS IS A TRIANGLE BLOCK, THAT'S A TRIANGLE HOLE, IT SHOULD FUCKING FIT OMFG
Chewin' it into shape~~~
It still didn't fit. Apparently. idk I don't think Effie is trying.
Cinna: :DDDDDDDD
Effie: >:((((((((((((
SEE WHAT I MEAN. WHINY.
I mean look at Cinna here, SHE'S capable of being a good little girl and FUCKING POTTY-TRAINING WHEN SHE NEEDS TO GO :|
.........You'll go to the potty when it's KEVIN training you, Effie? Really?? I'd be careful of that... in Simsland great-grandfather = not related... and he's your great-grandfather :\
EFFIE THIS IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS WITH MR RABBIT HEAD. PLEASE STOP BASHING HIM UP OMG
omfg I can't keep track of all these emnities utydhrktdnukrknqr *whimper*
ALABAMA WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING OUT SO FAST FOR
...to befriend the mailman? ok...
Oh and also his identical cousin, Max :')
We got to harvest some oranges from our goddamn whiny trees but since they are ALL WHINY, the oranges are all "bland". FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
NOOOOO CINNA, YOU WERE THE GOOD CHILD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Uh...?
Oh okay. So I'm going to guess that the reason Aurora's pissed at you is that you caught her with Mac and decided she was "cheating". hukytheyrne really Veronica do you have to get so upset EVERY TIME?
Effie enjoys playing with the toilet ;_____________;
DO YOU SEE THIS MESS holy fuck Effie really
Turin autonomously trying to patch things up with Veronica :]
Turin: Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful? :]
Veronica: Fuck yeah. I know, I'm amazing.
NO. NONONO WHAT IS THIS
Naked Headless Grim Reaper: Turin... it's time.
Turin: But I like living :[
Me: ;______________________________________;
Grim: Do you see those Hula Zombies over there?...
Grim: If you just come with me... you can do all the Hula Zombies you want ;)
Turin: OMG REALLY!!!
Adieu, Turin :'(
Aurora's reaction is pretty much my exact reaction too.
And Luna lost approximately five billion aspiration points. You just can't see the last ",000,000".
But Veronica?!?!? VERONICA'S MEMORY OF TURIN DYING IS A GOOD MEMORY. Fuck you you cold heartless bitch
So farewell, Turin :'( I have to admit, it's a bit hard to believe that your primary aspiration was NOT Romance, because you were a Romance Sim par excellence. And unlike Bellatrix, who's also a Knowledge/Romance Sim, I can't remember you getting upset about any of your lovers "cheating" on you. Basically you were amazing and entertaining and slightly creepy/skeevy/unnerving but all is forgiven, my friend. All is forgiven. Enjoy your death :'(
And that seems like a perfect place to end.
Credits for Sims~~~
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
nentarisims for Anabela
bondchick_nett for Cimorene Ouroboros
katu_sims for Themistoclea Arden
abbycat900 for Esabella Dale
iceraptoress for Kadi
EDIT: Amazing bonus! A family tree including generation nine, for all your keeping-it-straight-whose-child-is-whose pleasure :p
Anyway, I've been telling myself that I'll hand in my laptop to be prepared somewhere between the last assignment before mid-semester break was due (...last Tuesday) and the end of mid-semester break (May 1). Which kind of makes it, now. So maybe I'll go do that and can finally finish this legacy off once semester's over! (Well, I mean, assuming I stop at generation ten... now that's a scary thought.)
So. Update.
Warnings: the usual - profanity, violence, nudity. Including Naked Headless Grim Reaper, but no worries, after I'd played this section someone told me how to fix it so this is the last time! :D
Remember how Veronica had issues with Turin seducing this townie... so does Bellatrix.
Bellatrix: I BET KATNISS PUT HIM UP TO THIS
Me: I bet she didn't.
Bellatrix: Eeeeeeeeew that man is HIDEOUS.
Me: Which explains why you've spent the past few decades having sex with him... RIGHT??
Anyways Turin and Luna both wanted ~Public WooHoo~ so to the club they go :P Where Luna for some reason thought that there was a risk of giving birth. Okay.
btw Turin's "WooHoo 20 Sims" want is STILL KICKING AROUND, so he introduces himself to Cimorene Ouroboros :P
Pretty sure this sequence of pictures speaks for itself.
Thennnnn Turin went to join Luna in the hot tub. Also PLEASE NOTICE THAT SHE CHOSE NOT TO WEAR ANY CLOTHES (OR SWIMWEAR) IN THIS HOT TUB. Oh Luna.
So they were GOING to WooHoo in there.
And then Turin randomly errored out...
Sooooo... NAKED MAKING OUT. OUTSIDE. IN DAYLIGHT. IN PUBLIC.
you guys are crazyyyyyyyyyyy
Also I can't help but notice that Luna is the only naked one which seems a little dubious to me :S
Obviously though she put her bikini on to WooHoo in the hot tub. I mean that makes sense. Making out in public = naked. Having sex in a hot tub = clothed. WHY WOULD THIS NOT MAKE SENSE.
Seriously though the other women in this club were FUCKING QUEUING UP TO GREET TURIN and it's like OMFG YOU WOMEN, YOU HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL. Mainly it was like that because I was listening to Interpol but I think the point still stands.
Themistoclea Arden: Why can't we all join in???
Me: idk maybe because this is the Sims and THERE ARE NO THREESOMES, FOURSOMES OR FIVESOMES
Besides I'm not sure why you'd want a threesome/foursome/fivesome anyway when you can all fuck Turin individually :|
Excepttttt they didn't actually do it because this annoying teen decided to intrude.
So I went OKAY THAT'S JUST TOO BAD ESABELLA DALE, YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE
Clearly Turin is one forgiving dude though, because after WooHooing Themistoclea he gave Esabella a second chance :p
AND TURIN FINALLY FULFILLED HIS "WOOHOO 20 SIMS" WANT! YAY!!!
BUT OBVIOUSLY he can't go home yet because those women were still queuing up to uh... sample him :\ Seriouslyyyyyy what is this you stupid game, how is Turin that attractive???
Apparently he is though so w/e -_____________-;
tbh, I'm running out of ways to caption this stuff. Seriously.
I guess it's worth mentioning that this latest, uh, conquest is iceraptoress's Kadi?
Unsavoury Charlatan: My dear, you are beautiful!
Penny Rose: Gee thanks, random ominous-looking man! :D
... :( I'm not really comfortable with this.
ACTUALLY WHAT IS THIS. Turin is so attractive that he's all you randoms can talk about? REALLY???
Anyway finally their motives were getting too low to spend any more time at that club, so I sent them home. Probably a lot of women were disappointed but I don't care tbh. They should find new obsessions.
Pretty much the worst thing about moving house is HAVING TO RE-TEACH EVERY SINGLE SIM AT ONCE WHERE THEIR BED IS. omfg.
Of course as soon as I'd woken Danielle up I realised there was a VERY GOOD REASON why she couldn't sleep in her own actual bed. Oh Veronica :\
Uhmmmm... totally not my fault. Not in the slightest.
Ugh Mac CAN YOU PLEASE NOT FEAR THINGS THAT ARE INEVITABLY GOING TO HAPPEN. It's annoying.
For fuck's sake!!! WHY WILL NONE OF YOU TREES GET BETTER?!?!?
Baby tiiiiiiiiiiime.
Yeah well fuck you Mac
Sooooo, it's another girl, named Effie!
Then Turin decided to retire from his job as the mayor to... well, presumably to pursue womanising full-time or something. Haha.
Danielle got out of bed and I was like YAY LAST BABY!!! but actually she was having a nervous breakdown >:( fine fine w/e.
THEN BABY!!
So this is a baby girl... named Cinna.
I know the Cinna in The Hunger Games was a guy but HE WAS ALSO MY FAVOURITE and I NEEDED a Sim named after him so therefore it's just too bad for Cinna if she's a girl. :P
You can't really see this properly, but this is Turin giving Danielle yet another thumbs-down over how ugly he thinks she is.
On the other hand, he thinks Aurora is MUCH more attractive! :P
Turin: I don't believe in art.
Aurora: *falls out of crush*
Turin: No. Law and order politics is much better. Lock the bastards up in handcuffs and throw away the key!
Aurora: *minus*
Turin: Of course... I could always lock you up in handcuffs, my dear... ;)
For some reason she took that much better.
Then she started a fire but AS YOU CAN SEE TURIN WAS ON THE CASE WITH AN EXTINGUISHER.
Aurora: Mmmm, Turin is so masculine, I want him to fertilise my eggs!
Well this house has SEVEN KIDS NOW so therefore NO FERTILISATION IS GOING TO HAPPEN OKAY... but making out is fine.
Janine (generation three cousin of the Spritas) came home with one of the kids but somehow got herself stuck here -____________-; idgi.
Janine: omg that woman!! O_____O
Why is she so shocked?!
Because (ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE), Luna is in the hot tub, naked. Again.
Why Janine is not so shocked that she can detect this FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE is another matter.
Then there was some random dog fight on the front lawn... :\
Pretty much everyone ever hates Aurora singing to them, but Turin apparently enjoys singing to her. Okay. (Also note Severus and Jake. D'awwwwww :'))
BABY BIRTHDAY I THINK EFFIE'S!!
Yepppp here's Effie :]
As you can see, Danielle remains deeply content with her life.
Then it was Cinna's birthday, but Turin got a little distracted by Luna's hotness...
...and just put Cinna on the floor. :'(
TURIN NOT EVEN YOU CAN WOOHOO TWO WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME... IN THE SIMS THERE ARE NO THREESOMES
Unsurprisingly that shit lead to an error. See Turin, this is the game's way of telling you YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
Cinna's birthday, attempt #2!
And HERE is toddler-Cinna, finally :D
And to think only two updates ago, I'd never have dreamed I could one day see this.
Seriously.
HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN, BELLATRIX. HOW MANY.
lololol see even your great-grandchild is disgusted by your hypocrisy!!
btw Effie is SERIOUSLY FUCKING WHINY about this potty-training thing. She will not do it.
You can see the contrast between her and Cinna too. Cinna's all "ho-hum just makin' music~~~~" and Effie's like "GRRRRR FUCK YOU BLOCKS"
Effie: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?! THIS IS A TRIANGLE BLOCK, THAT'S A TRIANGLE HOLE, IT SHOULD FUCKING FIT OMFG
Chewin' it into shape~~~
It still didn't fit. Apparently. idk I don't think Effie is trying.
Cinna: :DDDDDDDD
Effie: >:((((((((((((
SEE WHAT I MEAN. WHINY.
I mean look at Cinna here, SHE'S capable of being a good little girl and FUCKING POTTY-TRAINING WHEN SHE NEEDS TO GO :|
.........You'll go to the potty when it's KEVIN training you, Effie? Really?? I'd be careful of that... in Simsland great-grandfather = not related... and he's your great-grandfather :\
EFFIE THIS IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS WITH MR RABBIT HEAD. PLEASE STOP BASHING HIM UP OMG
omfg I can't keep track of all these emnities utydhrktdnukrknqr *whimper*
ALABAMA WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING OUT SO FAST FOR
...to befriend the mailman? ok...
Oh and also his identical cousin, Max :')
We got to harvest some oranges from our goddamn whiny trees but since they are ALL WHINY, the oranges are all "bland". FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
NOOOOO CINNA, YOU WERE THE GOOD CHILD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Uh...?
Oh okay. So I'm going to guess that the reason Aurora's pissed at you is that you caught her with Mac and decided she was "cheating". hukytheyrne really Veronica do you have to get so upset EVERY TIME?
Effie enjoys playing with the toilet ;_____________;
DO YOU SEE THIS MESS holy fuck Effie really
Turin autonomously trying to patch things up with Veronica :]
Turin: Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful? :]
Veronica: Fuck yeah. I know, I'm amazing.
NO. NONONO WHAT IS THIS
Naked Headless Grim Reaper: Turin... it's time.
Turin: But I like living :[
Me: ;______________________________________;
Grim: Do you see those Hula Zombies over there?...
Grim: If you just come with me... you can do all the Hula Zombies you want ;)
Turin: OMG REALLY!!!
Adieu, Turin :'(
Aurora's reaction is pretty much my exact reaction too.
And Luna lost approximately five billion aspiration points. You just can't see the last ",000,000".
But Veronica?!?!? VERONICA'S MEMORY OF TURIN DYING IS A GOOD MEMORY. Fuck you you cold heartless bitch
So farewell, Turin :'( I have to admit, it's a bit hard to believe that your primary aspiration was NOT Romance, because you were a Romance Sim par excellence. And unlike Bellatrix, who's also a Knowledge/Romance Sim, I can't remember you getting upset about any of your lovers "cheating" on you. Basically you were amazing and entertaining and slightly creepy/skeevy/unnerving but all is forgiven, my friend. All is forgiven. Enjoy your death :'(
And that seems like a perfect place to end.
Credits for Sims~~~
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
nentarisims for Anabela
bondchick_nett for Cimorene Ouroboros
katu_sims for Themistoclea Arden
abbycat900 for Esabella Dale
iceraptoress for Kadi
EDIT: Amazing bonus! A family tree including generation nine, for all your keeping-it-straight-whose-child-is-whose pleasure :p
