The Spritas 9.2
The regular warnings apply: nudity, violence, swearing. Also, an extremely confusing household. Enjoy :)
Most ghosts think about death, or their beds... Antonia thinks about kissing.
Things are still a little tense in the Sprita household.
Anddddd I don't see how Danielle's going to keep this reputation for long at this rate :|
I approve of this! Aurora's like, the only nice Sim *in* this house xD
Oh noooooo, Antonia also knows the way inside :(
Veronica: *pre-emptive aspiration loss*
Thankssssss, Antonia -________-;
Veronica ~disapproves~ of Mac/Turin. Yeah well you're one to judge, Veronica, honestly :\
And thennnnnn they WooHoo'd. Despite Veronica's ~disapproval~.
But thanks to ACR, so did these two! :O
~making out~
Luna: WTF???!!! Turin and I practise safe sex ;________________;
Hey Alabama. Knock it off.
Somehow he got inside ALL BY HIMSELF to growl :| But Luna didn't care.
Alabama: You're supposed to care, dammit. *minus minus*
YES. Let's scold for this.
Then they spent hours making friends :D
Katniss still hates her mother. ~just like her namesake~
Danielle: I hate cheating :D
Me: Uh yeah sure, that explains why you do it all the time AMIRITE
Righteo, Kevin.
Actually, don't know if I mentioned this before or it was obvious or whatever, but Aurora just so happens to be that same teen Kevin almost convinced to sleep with him that one time. What a coincidence.
Given Kevin's already attained ~lifetime satisfaction~, I guess it's not really necessary for him to pursue women the way he used to do. However, THE FACT THAT HE HAS TWENTY-ONE SIMULTANEOUS LOVERS AND STILL HASN'T ACHIEVED HIS LTW IS REALLY INFURIATING. So we invited Jinnee over, and she was a little creepy, but that's ok.
Kevin: DID YOU JUST TRY TO HUG ME?!?
Jinnee: Uh... yes?
Kevin: BAD GIRL! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Me: wtf... since when were you such a failboat of a lover?
Anywayyyy, despite that turmoil he did achieve his twenty-second simultaneous lover...
But no LTW, of course :| I give up, honestly.
YAY ALABAMA CAME BACK!!! Oh and also, Luna's hair changed to cornrows. wtf is with this pregnant-hair-changing, I really don't like it.
~Mac popped~ yey
More Luna and Alabama cuteness :3
Bellatrix: Hello there! I'm not sure why you're in my house, but hi!
...that was when I got Kevin to send her home.
Mac autonomously apologised to Kevin. I had no idea what for, other than the general thing that almost all the Spritas hate almost all the other Spritas... but basically I think he was angry with her for being the "other woman" when Danielle cheated on Veronica.
...
Yes, KEVIN was angry about this. KEVIN "TWENTY-TWO SIMULTANEOUS LOVERS" SPRITA. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.
You know when I said I sent Jinnee home. I lied. Apparently first she made another move on Kevin which he REJECTED THE FUCK OUT OF because ~apparently~ in his old age he's come to believe in the virtues of fidelity and loyalty to one's spouse (seriously WTF HAPPENED TO HIM, IS THIS EVEN THE KEVIN I KNOW) and whatnot. Anyway. Then I sent her home.
Oh and uh... this (that is, Turin/Aurora) happened.
Turin: Good job on being such a stunner, young lady ;)
Remember that time Aurora tried to regale Turin with a ~school cheer~ and he was like "ARRRRRRRGH NO NOT MY POOR SENSITIVE EARS"...? Yeah well this time, he initiated it.
IT'S KATNISS'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
Meanwhile, Prim is toddler!dancing. ?
Veronica: YOU LOOK LIKE A PEACE-LOVING HIPPIE. GOD I HATE THEM HIPPIES
Townie: lololol bitch please.
Anyways, this is Katniss. Super adorable! :D
I kinda forget why I took this picture... and included it in the update.
Buttttttttt yes Aurora just fell in love with Veronica.
I thought this was kinda cute :p Don't judge.
WHAT????
Uh Turin made a move on her of course. Just like he does with EVERYONE EVER.
~pop~
I'm sorry but there are seriously like three pregnancies happening at once all the time in this house... it's INTENSE!
Kevin, stop hating yourself.
Kevin: But I spent all those years sleeping with all those women who weren't my wife... :'(
Oyyyyyyyyyy. Danielle, she's straight!
...and hates you.
No joke, Turin and Kevin both quite enjoy contemplating how ugly Danielle is :| It's like, these two guys will fuck pretty much anything that moves... but not Danielle. I think perhaps they're just bitter that she's a lesbian and won't have them :\ What dickheads.
Yeah Turin fell in love with Veronica, whoop whoop~
Then they celebrated by WooHooing in the hot tub :P
Veronica: AM I PREGNANT???
Me: I'm gonna say yes.
Aurora is pretty adorable :] Playing Peek-a-Boo with Prim~~~
Danielle: Oi, dickwad! STOP COMMENTING ON HOW UGLY I AM ALL THE TIME, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
Yay Danielle! :D
Whoa. Katniss seems a bit mean.
Oh okay...
So basically, out of the generation nine heiresses and spouses, everyone is with everyone else except the sisters, Mac and Veronica :p That makes it easy.
Then Aurora rolled this want.
Danielle: CLASSIC DANCING?! What do you think I am >:|
Me: ...
Aurora: BABY I'M YOURS, AND I'LL BE YOURS UNTIL THE SUN NO LONGER SHINES~~~
Danielle: NO STOP IT YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY SING
Aurora: All my dreams crushed :(
Mac: Good job cheating, darling! :D
I'm glad these two have made their peace about theirs being an open relationship. It makes a nice change from everyone else's hating on each other.
SERIOUSLY BELLATRIX ACTUALLY WHAT IS THIS FOR
Kevin: Oh, I'm going to teach that granddaughter of mine a lesson! >:D
Me: ...please don't.
This is when Mac decided she simply HAD to give birth in a cramped, puny bathroom.
Which she did! So you know, that's good.
Anyway... meet Gale. Son of Mac and Aurora (idk just in case you forgot, which you probably did, this is next to impossible to keep track of), brown hair, brown eyes, intermediate skin between S1 and S2...
He was born at 4.30pm so it was basically his birthday right away, lmfao
SO. HERE IS TODDLER-GALE. He is a cutie!
It was also Prim's birthday.
So, here is child!Prim!
Oh hey Veronica, I guess you were indeed pregnant.
In VERY EXCITING NEWS... these two had a mutually positive relationship for the first time in like a billion years! Therefore APOLOGIES TO IMPROVE IT FURTHER :D
...and meanwhile Luna is giving birth.
As Luna's baby this child technically belongs to the last generation, so I used the last naming theme to name her (Veronica Mars). Therefore her name is Lily. I didn't really know how to spell it so I went with that version, and if I'm wrong, I don't particularly care~~~ :D
wtf Bellatrix, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OVER WHATEVER YOU ARE MAD ABOUT
FINALLY THESE TWO GOT ALONG WELL ENOUGH FOR MAKE-UP WOOHOO!!!!
...but Veronica still had to sleep on the couch. :|
Luna is determined to be a good mum. Perhaps she remembers that both Turin's other kids got confiscated by the social worker, and she doesn't want that fate to befall Lily as well :P
Luna: Heyyyyyyy mum ~I hate you~
Katniss: ~I hate myself~
Danielle: Am I pregnant?
Me: WHY IS THIS ALWAYS A QUESTION. THE ANSWER IS NEVER "NO".
Alabama's back!!! :D
omfg YES. Success!
He seriously went on a sniff-everything binge as soon as he was taken in, idgi...
Lily's birthday!!
interrupted by OMG HOW AWESOME IS ALABAMA
and back to your regularly scheduled programming... LILY!! Yay.
The end.
Credits for Sims~~~
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
chitina_sims for Jinnee
Most ghosts think about death, or their beds... Antonia thinks about kissing.
Things are still a little tense in the Sprita household.
Anddddd I don't see how Danielle's going to keep this reputation for long at this rate :|
I approve of this! Aurora's like, the only nice Sim *in* this house xD
Oh noooooo, Antonia also knows the way inside :(
Veronica: *pre-emptive aspiration loss*
Thankssssss, Antonia -________-;
Veronica ~disapproves~ of Mac/Turin. Yeah well you're one to judge, Veronica, honestly :\
And thennnnnn they WooHoo'd. Despite Veronica's ~disapproval~.
But thanks to ACR, so did these two! :O
~making out~
Luna: WTF???!!! Turin and I practise safe sex ;________________;
Hey Alabama. Knock it off.
Somehow he got inside ALL BY HIMSELF to growl :| But Luna didn't care.
Alabama: You're supposed to care, dammit. *minus minus*
YES. Let's scold for this.
Then they spent hours making friends :D
Katniss still hates her mother. ~just like her namesake~
Danielle: I hate cheating :D
Me: Uh yeah sure, that explains why you do it all the time AMIRITE
Righteo, Kevin.
Actually, don't know if I mentioned this before or it was obvious or whatever, but Aurora just so happens to be that same teen Kevin almost convinced to sleep with him that one time. What a coincidence.
Given Kevin's already attained ~lifetime satisfaction~, I guess it's not really necessary for him to pursue women the way he used to do. However, THE FACT THAT HE HAS TWENTY-ONE SIMULTANEOUS LOVERS AND STILL HASN'T ACHIEVED HIS LTW IS REALLY INFURIATING. So we invited Jinnee over, and she was a little creepy, but that's ok.
Kevin: DID YOU JUST TRY TO HUG ME?!?
Jinnee: Uh... yes?
Kevin: BAD GIRL! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Me: wtf... since when were you such a failboat of a lover?
Anywayyyy, despite that turmoil he did achieve his twenty-second simultaneous lover...
But no LTW, of course :| I give up, honestly.
YAY ALABAMA CAME BACK!!! Oh and also, Luna's hair changed to cornrows. wtf is with this pregnant-hair-changing, I really don't like it.
~Mac popped~ yey
More Luna and Alabama cuteness :3
Bellatrix: Hello there! I'm not sure why you're in my house, but hi!
...that was when I got Kevin to send her home.
Mac autonomously apologised to Kevin. I had no idea what for, other than the general thing that almost all the Spritas hate almost all the other Spritas... but basically I think he was angry with her for being the "other woman" when Danielle cheated on Veronica.
...
Yes, KEVIN was angry about this. KEVIN "TWENTY-TWO SIMULTANEOUS LOVERS" SPRITA. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.
You know when I said I sent Jinnee home. I lied. Apparently first she made another move on Kevin which he REJECTED THE FUCK OUT OF because ~apparently~ in his old age he's come to believe in the virtues of fidelity and loyalty to one's spouse (seriously WTF HAPPENED TO HIM, IS THIS EVEN THE KEVIN I KNOW) and whatnot. Anyway. Then I sent her home.
Oh and uh... this (that is, Turin/Aurora) happened.
Turin: Good job on being such a stunner, young lady ;)
Remember that time Aurora tried to regale Turin with a ~school cheer~ and he was like "ARRRRRRRGH NO NOT MY POOR SENSITIVE EARS"...? Yeah well this time, he initiated it.
IT'S KATNISS'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
Meanwhile, Prim is toddler!dancing. ?
Veronica: YOU LOOK LIKE A PEACE-LOVING HIPPIE. GOD I HATE THEM HIPPIES
Townie: lololol bitch please.
Anyways, this is Katniss. Super adorable! :D
I kinda forget why I took this picture... and included it in the update.
Buttttttttt yes Aurora just fell in love with Veronica.
I thought this was kinda cute :p Don't judge.
WHAT????
Uh Turin made a move on her of course. Just like he does with EVERYONE EVER.
~pop~
I'm sorry but there are seriously like three pregnancies happening at once all the time in this house... it's INTENSE!
Kevin, stop hating yourself.
Kevin: But I spent all those years sleeping with all those women who weren't my wife... :'(
Oyyyyyyyyyy. Danielle, she's straight!
...and hates you.
No joke, Turin and Kevin both quite enjoy contemplating how ugly Danielle is :| It's like, these two guys will fuck pretty much anything that moves... but not Danielle. I think perhaps they're just bitter that she's a lesbian and won't have them :\ What dickheads.
Yeah Turin fell in love with Veronica, whoop whoop~
Then they celebrated by WooHooing in the hot tub :P
Veronica: AM I PREGNANT???
Me: I'm gonna say yes.
Aurora is pretty adorable :] Playing Peek-a-Boo with Prim~~~
Danielle: Oi, dickwad! STOP COMMENTING ON HOW UGLY I AM ALL THE TIME, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
Yay Danielle! :D
Whoa. Katniss seems a bit mean.
Oh okay...
So basically, out of the generation nine heiresses and spouses, everyone is with everyone else except the sisters, Mac and Veronica :p That makes it easy.
Then Aurora rolled this want.
Danielle: CLASSIC DANCING?! What do you think I am >:|
Me: ...
Aurora: BABY I'M YOURS, AND I'LL BE YOURS UNTIL THE SUN NO LONGER SHINES~~~
Danielle: NO STOP IT YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY SING
Aurora: All my dreams crushed :(
Mac: Good job cheating, darling! :D
I'm glad these two have made their peace about theirs being an open relationship. It makes a nice change from everyone else's hating on each other.
SERIOUSLY BELLATRIX ACTUALLY WHAT IS THIS FOR
Kevin: Oh, I'm going to teach that granddaughter of mine a lesson! >:D
Me: ...please don't.
This is when Mac decided she simply HAD to give birth in a cramped, puny bathroom.
Which she did! So you know, that's good.
Anyway... meet Gale. Son of Mac and Aurora (idk just in case you forgot, which you probably did, this is next to impossible to keep track of), brown hair, brown eyes, intermediate skin between S1 and S2...
He was born at 4.30pm so it was basically his birthday right away, lmfao
SO. HERE IS TODDLER-GALE. He is a cutie!
It was also Prim's birthday.
So, here is child!Prim!
Oh hey Veronica, I guess you were indeed pregnant.
In VERY EXCITING NEWS... these two had a mutually positive relationship for the first time in like a billion years! Therefore APOLOGIES TO IMPROVE IT FURTHER :D
...and meanwhile Luna is giving birth.
As Luna's baby this child technically belongs to the last generation, so I used the last naming theme to name her (Veronica Mars). Therefore her name is Lily. I didn't really know how to spell it so I went with that version, and if I'm wrong, I don't particularly care~~~ :D
wtf Bellatrix, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OVER WHATEVER YOU ARE MAD ABOUT
FINALLY THESE TWO GOT ALONG WELL ENOUGH FOR MAKE-UP WOOHOO!!!!
...but Veronica still had to sleep on the couch. :|
Luna is determined to be a good mum. Perhaps she remembers that both Turin's other kids got confiscated by the social worker, and she doesn't want that fate to befall Lily as well :P
Luna: Heyyyyyyy mum ~I hate you~
Katniss: ~I hate myself~
Danielle: Am I pregnant?
Me: WHY IS THIS ALWAYS A QUESTION. THE ANSWER IS NEVER "NO".
Alabama's back!!! :D
omfg YES. Success!
He seriously went on a sniff-everything binge as soon as he was taken in, idgi...
Lily's birthday!!
interrupted by OMG HOW AWESOME IS ALABAMA
and back to your regularly scheduled programming... LILY!! Yay.
The end.
Credits for Sims~~~
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
chitina_sims for Jinnee