The Spritas 8.11
Warnings: violence, profanity, minimal-but-still-present nudity (mostly the Grim Reaper...).
It was actually kinda hard moving all the Sims back!! :( I could move Mac in, but I had to teleport in these three. Anyway, yes, in case you hadn't guessed -- double heirs! (Watch me regret this epically.)
So these two were adorable
and these two were adorable
and everything seemed fine.
Ha.
Luna: YO JAKE, YOU SO UGLY
Jake: WHAT
Jake: *FIGHT*
Einstein: Holy crap, my great-granddaughter is fiiiiiiiine!
Uh-oh.
Veronica: My great-great uncle is hot! *swoon*
Double uh-oh.
Meanwhile errrr I think Mac and Danielle are grateful I didn't split them up.
MORE VIOLENCE YAY
(a) Aurora got a job.
(b) HOLY CRAP HOW MANY FAMILY FRIENDS DO THE SPRITAS HAVE??
Aurora: My girlfriend's auntie is so hot! *swoon*
Okay now THIS IS SERIOUSLY SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL.
Einstein: Fuckkkkk, my other great-granddaugher is hot, too!
Danielle: WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah, I'm with you :\
HOLY FUCKING CRAP YOU LOT, WHAT IS THIS
These two got engaged ?
Let's just hope it works out better than Veronica's last engagement :\
Danielle: Am I pregnant or do I just hate Severus???
Me: Former.
For God's sake, Einstein. HONESTLY.
Pop!
I WAS LITERALLY DISTRACTED FOR FIVE SECONDS BY THE POP AND SUDDENLY SHIT STARTS GOING DOWN BETWEEN KEVIN AND BELLATRIX. Again.
For once, this fight is NOT between Luna and Jake! It's between Bellatrix and Kevin's illicit lover.
But Bellatrix got her ass cohesively kicked :(
Yay rose of apology!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD, KEVIN.
Uh... why... are you... discussing sex with your (gay) nemesis??
Mac met Eirik Antikva.
And in no lengthy period of time fucked him in the hot tub, ha :|
LOLWAT????????
TURIN YOU UTTER SLEAZE
It's times like these I fear there are a few too many Spritas...
Veronica: Call me, Turin! Call me!
Me: ...
Turin: Girl knows how to turn me on ;)
For fuck's sake.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANY UNTOWARD SHIT GOES DOWN BETWEEN YOU TWO (father and daughter), THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY
Uh Einstein THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
... :\ Well I could hardly stop them...
Danielle was displeased.
and it's like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A ROMANCE GOING ON WITH MAC OR ANYTHING NOW IS IT
Danielle: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD CHEAT ON ME!!!
Veronica: BITCH THIS IS ~*~THE SPRITA WAY~*~
Danielle: I don't love her any more. D:<
Veronica: Nooooooo this is the second engagement of mine to fail ;____________;
Uh but Veronica fast rolled this want so... like... idgi
HONESTLY EINSTEIN COULD YOU GIVE IT A REST IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S DEAD OR ANYTHING... OH WAIT SHE IS D:<
Eirik: Phwoarrrrrr Bellatrix is fine ;D
Severus: And Turin too, daaaaaayum ;D
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY. HOW MUCH OF THIS DO YOU THINK I CAN TAKE.
Eirik: Heyyyyyy, that Aurora's a looker too!
Me: WHAT IS THIS. EIRIK YOU CANNOT JUST SLEEP WITH EVERYONE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE OK, EVEN THOUGH THAT IS WHAT EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE DOES
Turin *watching Aurora go down on that sandwich*: Hrmmmmmm another fine specimen
Me: *brain imploding on itself*
Aurora: Am I pregnant???
Me: Yes.
Aurora: *pop*
Aurora: Awwwwww no... I don't want to be pregnant :(
Aurora: *dry heave*
Mac: Let's kiss ;)
Aurora: No fuck you. I know who got me into this pregnant mess >:|
Uh I sent Einstein out to greet Alabama the dog and HOLY FUCK WHAT
Alabama randomly hates Danielle... PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE'S SUCH A COLOSSAL HYPOCRITE
What the fucking hell, Alabama?? ROLLING AROUND IN EINSTEIN'S PEE?????
THEN DRINKING IT????????????
Antonia is sad to be dead :(
Ugh apologies time :( I wish Veronica had the power of Smooth Talk, goddamnit
Turin literally stood in the bathroom to watch Veronica shower. Seriously, SO SLEAZY :[
Turin, actually what is this. Random liquid + pointing at throat???
I approve of this want.
Pop #2 :D
Veronica: We should totally play chess!! :D
Danielle: *+500*
Danielle: Fuck. No.
Me: :|
Danielle: Don't you get it, bitch? Fuck. You. I may be carrying your child, but I'm sure as hell not going to PLAY CHESS with you D:<
Veronica: omg are you still mad about the whole sleeping-with-Turin thing? I'm sorryyyyyy :(
These two are so infatuated with each other that they autonomously relax together... WITHOUT ACR. Of course they then can't WooHoo unless I tell them to myself, but I know what they're trying to say :P
Uh Jake. You are an entry-level criminal... I really doubt that's your carpool.
Einstein: Mmmmm, my great-granddaughter and her girlfriend together... now that'd have to be hot.
Me: PLEASE STOP. D:
HEADLESS NAKED GRIM REAPER IS BACK!!! -______________-;
Grim: Hi!
Einstein: wtf??! Since when does the Grim Reaper look like you...
I love how everyone here's all "oh no death" while Luna's like "I HATE JAKE D:<"
Anyway, goodbye Einstein. You were incredibly boring for almost your entire time in this legacy, and there have even been updates where you didn't appear at all. And tbh your creepy attraction to your great-granddaughters disturbed me because like... at least Turin's not a BLOOD relation to them... UNLIKE YOU :|
But anyway you're dead now so I guess that's ~all in the past~ lol
Julia: Whyyyyyy did I have to dieeeeee?? I was taken so young... so young I didn't even have a bed to call my own, and have to scream about my couch every time I haunt :'(
Me: I do sympathise, Julia, I promise...
Julia: And then the legacy would've continued through ME and I'd be WAY better than this miserable bunch!
Severus REALLY didn't take the death well :| HE WAS CRYING EVERYWHERE
Kevin: Congrats on winning that fight, honey :)
Bellatrix: Fuck you... when have I EVER won a fight >:(
I'd say these two'll be next on the trip to Infidelityville :|
I mean... excluding the fact that Veronica is already there, MULTIPLE TIMES OVER.
Aurora: I'll play chess with you WHENEVER YOU WANT.
Veronica: Really?! :D
Veronica: Wait... you'd better not just be trying to get me into EVEN MORE trouble with Danielle D:<
~hand holding~ awwww how sweet :3
Veronica: Damn it! I'm crushing on you... >:(
HE HAS LITERALLY BEEN WORKING THE SAME JOB FOR HALF HIS ADULT LIFT NOW, AND FINALLY JAKE GETS A PROMOTION. lolzzzzz Jake I'm so proud of you :'D
~pop~
Despite everything they've done together, Veronica still gets random flickers of a conscience (if you can call it that...) and rejects Turin's advances :\ Just once in a while.
Luna: you so ugly *whistle whistle* OH I WONDER WHO SAID THAT AHEM
Jake: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Luna: I wonder who I hate more... you, or Owen Piper. *RAGE*
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! Jake ain't taking that shit!!!
Danielle: ahahahahaha giving birth in a few hours... to the child of the woman who betrayed me... ahahahaha
Luna won again, duh :P
Severus: So, you're enemies with my husband... good job, Luna, really :\
Luna: Uhhhh... errrrr... thank you? :\
Aurora: No baby of mine's ever getting smart milk! What d'you need smarts for, anyway?! :)
GENERATION FUCKING NINE YOU GUYS!!!
The naming theme this time? The Hunger Games ;D Soooo, meet Katniss! S2, black hair, alien eyes :]
And that's the end for now :] Credits for Sims:
katu_sims for Einstein Dork
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
In other, tragic news, my laptop's fan decided to break down, so I can't play Sims any more (for the time being). :( I can't imagine a BROKEN FAN being the kind of unfixable, hard-drive-destroying issue that'd wipe out the Spritas (or the Antikvas!) for good, but YOU NEVER KNOW, maybe the laptop fix-it people will wipe it for no reason :\ Anyway I have my contingency plan all worked out, but it means that I'm working with a finite supply of backlogged updates now :P It is true that this finite supply is five Spritas updates and two Antikvas ones though, so... that should last us a while ;P
It was actually kinda hard moving all the Sims back!! :( I could move Mac in, but I had to teleport in these three. Anyway, yes, in case you hadn't guessed -- double heirs! (Watch me regret this epically.)
So these two were adorable
and these two were adorable
and everything seemed fine.
Ha.
Luna: YO JAKE, YOU SO UGLY
Jake: WHAT
Jake: *FIGHT*
Einstein: Holy crap, my great-granddaughter is fiiiiiiiine!
Uh-oh.
Veronica: My great-great uncle is hot! *swoon*
Double uh-oh.
Meanwhile errrr I think Mac and Danielle are grateful I didn't split them up.
MORE VIOLENCE YAY
(a) Aurora got a job.
(b) HOLY CRAP HOW MANY FAMILY FRIENDS DO THE SPRITAS HAVE??
Aurora: My girlfriend's auntie is so hot! *swoon*
Okay now THIS IS SERIOUSLY SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL.
Einstein: Fuckkkkk, my other great-granddaugher is hot, too!
Danielle: WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah, I'm with you :\
HOLY FUCKING CRAP YOU LOT, WHAT IS THIS
These two got engaged ?
Let's just hope it works out better than Veronica's last engagement :\
Danielle: Am I pregnant or do I just hate Severus???
Me: Former.
For God's sake, Einstein. HONESTLY.
Pop!
I WAS LITERALLY DISTRACTED FOR FIVE SECONDS BY THE POP AND SUDDENLY SHIT STARTS GOING DOWN BETWEEN KEVIN AND BELLATRIX. Again.
For once, this fight is NOT between Luna and Jake! It's between Bellatrix and Kevin's illicit lover.
But Bellatrix got her ass cohesively kicked :(
Yay rose of apology!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD, KEVIN.
Uh... why... are you... discussing sex with your (gay) nemesis??
Mac met Eirik Antikva.
And in no lengthy period of time fucked him in the hot tub, ha :|
LOLWAT????????
TURIN YOU UTTER SLEAZE
It's times like these I fear there are a few too many Spritas...
Veronica: Call me, Turin! Call me!
Me: ...
Turin: Girl knows how to turn me on ;)
For fuck's sake.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANY UNTOWARD SHIT GOES DOWN BETWEEN YOU TWO (father and daughter), THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY
Uh Einstein THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
... :\ Well I could hardly stop them...
Danielle was displeased.
and it's like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A ROMANCE GOING ON WITH MAC OR ANYTHING NOW IS IT
Danielle: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD CHEAT ON ME!!!
Veronica: BITCH THIS IS ~*~THE SPRITA WAY~*~
Danielle: I don't love her any more. D:<
Veronica: Nooooooo this is the second engagement of mine to fail ;____________;
Uh but Veronica fast rolled this want so... like... idgi
HONESTLY EINSTEIN COULD YOU GIVE IT A REST IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S DEAD OR ANYTHING... OH WAIT SHE IS D:<
Eirik: Phwoarrrrrr Bellatrix is fine ;D
Severus: And Turin too, daaaaaayum ;D
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY. HOW MUCH OF THIS DO YOU THINK I CAN TAKE.
Eirik: Heyyyyyy, that Aurora's a looker too!
Me: WHAT IS THIS. EIRIK YOU CANNOT JUST SLEEP WITH EVERYONE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE OK, EVEN THOUGH THAT IS WHAT EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE DOES
Turin *watching Aurora go down on that sandwich*: Hrmmmmmm another fine specimen
Me: *brain imploding on itself*
Aurora: Am I pregnant???
Me: Yes.
Aurora: *pop*
Aurora: Awwwwww no... I don't want to be pregnant :(
Aurora: *dry heave*
Mac: Let's kiss ;)
Aurora: No fuck you. I know who got me into this pregnant mess >:|
Uh I sent Einstein out to greet Alabama the dog and HOLY FUCK WHAT
Alabama randomly hates Danielle... PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE'S SUCH A COLOSSAL HYPOCRITE
What the fucking hell, Alabama?? ROLLING AROUND IN EINSTEIN'S PEE?????
THEN DRINKING IT????????????
Antonia is sad to be dead :(
Ugh apologies time :( I wish Veronica had the power of Smooth Talk, goddamnit
Turin literally stood in the bathroom to watch Veronica shower. Seriously, SO SLEAZY :[
Turin, actually what is this. Random liquid + pointing at throat???
I approve of this want.
Pop #2 :D
Veronica: We should totally play chess!! :D
Danielle: *+500*
Danielle: Fuck. No.
Me: :|
Danielle: Don't you get it, bitch? Fuck. You. I may be carrying your child, but I'm sure as hell not going to PLAY CHESS with you D:<
Veronica: omg are you still mad about the whole sleeping-with-Turin thing? I'm sorryyyyyy :(
These two are so infatuated with each other that they autonomously relax together... WITHOUT ACR. Of course they then can't WooHoo unless I tell them to myself, but I know what they're trying to say :P
Uh Jake. You are an entry-level criminal... I really doubt that's your carpool.
Einstein: Mmmmm, my great-granddaughter and her girlfriend together... now that'd have to be hot.
Me: PLEASE STOP. D:
HEADLESS NAKED GRIM REAPER IS BACK!!! -______________-;
Grim: Hi!
Einstein: wtf??! Since when does the Grim Reaper look like you...
I love how everyone here's all "oh no death" while Luna's like "I HATE JAKE D:<"
Anyway, goodbye Einstein. You were incredibly boring for almost your entire time in this legacy, and there have even been updates where you didn't appear at all. And tbh your creepy attraction to your great-granddaughters disturbed me because like... at least Turin's not a BLOOD relation to them... UNLIKE YOU :|
But anyway you're dead now so I guess that's ~all in the past~ lol
Julia: Whyyyyyy did I have to dieeeeee?? I was taken so young... so young I didn't even have a bed to call my own, and have to scream about my couch every time I haunt :'(
Me: I do sympathise, Julia, I promise...
Julia: And then the legacy would've continued through ME and I'd be WAY better than this miserable bunch!
Severus REALLY didn't take the death well :| HE WAS CRYING EVERYWHERE
Kevin: Congrats on winning that fight, honey :)
Bellatrix: Fuck you... when have I EVER won a fight >:(
I'd say these two'll be next on the trip to Infidelityville :|
I mean... excluding the fact that Veronica is already there, MULTIPLE TIMES OVER.
Aurora: I'll play chess with you WHENEVER YOU WANT.
Veronica: Really?! :D
Veronica: Wait... you'd better not just be trying to get me into EVEN MORE trouble with Danielle D:<
~hand holding~ awwww how sweet :3
Veronica: Damn it! I'm crushing on you... >:(
HE HAS LITERALLY BEEN WORKING THE SAME JOB FOR HALF HIS ADULT LIFT NOW, AND FINALLY JAKE GETS A PROMOTION. lolzzzzz Jake I'm so proud of you :'D
~pop~
Despite everything they've done together, Veronica still gets random flickers of a conscience (if you can call it that...) and rejects Turin's advances :\ Just once in a while.
Luna: you so ugly *whistle whistle* OH I WONDER WHO SAID THAT AHEM
Jake: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Luna: I wonder who I hate more... you, or Owen Piper. *RAGE*
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! Jake ain't taking that shit!!!
Danielle: ahahahahaha giving birth in a few hours... to the child of the woman who betrayed me... ahahahaha
Luna won again, duh :P
Severus: So, you're enemies with my husband... good job, Luna, really :\
Luna: Uhhhh... errrrr... thank you? :\
Aurora: No baby of mine's ever getting smart milk! What d'you need smarts for, anyway?! :)
GENERATION FUCKING NINE YOU GUYS!!!
The naming theme this time? The Hunger Games ;D Soooo, meet Katniss! S2, black hair, alien eyes :]
And that's the end for now :] Credits for Sims:
katu_sims for Einstein Dork
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
In other, tragic news, my laptop's fan decided to break down, so I can't play Sims any more (for the time being). :( I can't imagine a BROKEN FAN being the kind of unfixable, hard-drive-destroying issue that'd wipe out the Spritas (or the Antikvas!) for good, but YOU NEVER KNOW, maybe the laptop fix-it people will wipe it for no reason :\ Anyway I have my contingency plan all worked out, but it means that I'm working with a finite supply of backlogged updates now :P It is true that this finite supply is five Spritas updates and two Antikvas ones though, so... that should last us a while ;P