The Spritas 8.10
Hai guys :D Super bumper update this time, because I was determined to finish off college haha ;) Enjoy!
Mac met this dude. I don't remember his name so we're going to call him Rudolph.
Rudolph was pretty amenable to Mac's advances.
We could probably say VERY amenable.
Aurora was SOOOOOO grateful that I acceeded to her demands to make her major Psychology that she DOES NOT STUDY OR SKILL OR DO ANYTHING USEFUL WHATSOEVER BUT INSTEAD SITS ON HER ASS AND LOUNGES AROUND ALL DAY.
THANK YOU COOK, MOST HELPFUL
Fuck you, it's your own damn fault if you didn't get any sleep.
Oh and I guess your name wasn't Rudolph... Rudolph. Yeah guess what I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME REALLY IS (Y)
WTG Aurora, only Sim NOT to get an A+. I'm still impressed you got a B- though, seeing as you were borderline failing.
This is when I went "FUCK YOU" and changed her major to Philosophy. You know, that thing I wanted her to study all along.
Meanwhile, Mac's busy maxing out her grades meter with a little call to her professor!
and a few subtle hints. After all, who knows what the future might bring.
ABSENTEE NO-NAME DORMIE IS BACK!!! And I know his name now, too! It is DESMOND.
Mac tries to coax him...
But he's still all NO DON'T TOUCH ME so fuck him.
Mac invited her frostbitten professor over and they fell in love, YAY
Uh and then Aurora got to him.
So, WHAT KIND OF LAME-ASS PROFESSOR HATES VIOLIN?!? Don't tell me you're some right-wing economics professor?
Aurora: Oh welllllll, never mind that then. Let's fuck :D
Cheerleader: Yeaaaaah!! SCHMOOZE THE TEACHER SCHMOOZE THE TEACHER SCHMOOZE THE TEACHER SCHMOOZE HIM!!!
Aurora: FUCK THE WORLD. I only care about myself and my video games D:<
Meanwhile, Mac went to greet Mr Green Shirt. Although since it's winter he's not wearing a green shirt any more so... well if I remembered his name I'd say "let's call him that"... but I don't so let's keep calling him Mr Green Shirt and just see that green shirt ~in our minds~.
Professor: WHAT
Mr Green Shirt: *instantly fails his degree*
OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS, PROF. FUCKFACE
Luckily Mac's picked up a trick or two from her granddaddy ;D
Only, uh, it didn't really work D:
SO SHE MOVED ON TO ANOTHER PROFESSOR. This one shall be known as Professor Art because he like, actually teaches Art, which ~coincidentally~ is Mac's major so I guess her grades are just going to have to be boosted, whoop whoop
lol. yay :D
Mac: I am such a bad Romance Sim :((
Me: stfu you cannot possibly say that while SUCCESFULLY seducing your professor in exchange for good grades. YOU JUST CAN'T.
STOP CHEERING LLAMA YOU ARE IN THE WAY
Aurora got this random phone call from her professor...
...I think said professor is trying to explain the ways and means by which Aurora can obtain extra credit. Since, you know, SHE NEEDS IT.
Uh then Mac met the Cheerleader.
Oh sure Sim State U, just schedule her exam for 3am, sounds like a great idea to me A+
NO MAC HAS NOT GIVEN UP ON DESMOND, WHY WOULD SHE HAVE
Danielle: Babyyyyy...
Veronica: uh wtf?
Veronica: EXACTLY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
Nathan: I really like the way you made a move on my fiancée. It was hot.
Danielle: Well... thank you :}
lol omfg. By the way this went on a while.
Meanwhile Mac's professor came over.
Mr Green Shirt: See that girl there, professor? She's the girl who took my virginity :')
Professor: WOW! Good work, indeed!
Mac: *gets better grades*
As you can see this got her better grades too.
It turned out Aurora and HER professor had no chemistry whatsoever, but they chatted about death for a while and Aurora's grade still went up, so you know, a valuable effort.
STILL NOT GIVING UP ON DESMOND
Oh my God. You don't like making your wants hard to achieve now, do you.
WAIT IS THIS WHAT IT THINK IT IS?????!!
Let this be a lesson to you, children: persistence pays.
Oh yeah apparently this happened too, hahahaha.
EXCUSE ME?! Little Miss Eternally, Determinedly Faithful now wants to sleep with two other people who aren't her fiancé?? Oh I see.
WELL YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN START WITH THAT.
Danielle: hay let's fuck now
Veronica: um no... sorry
Veronica, that is no way to achieve your want.
Danielle: *ASS-GRAB*
Nathan: :D
Veronica: FUCK OFF BITCH, I WILL NEVER BE WITH YOU
Nathan: :D
.... we got there eventually.
And where is Nathan??? BLISSFULLY IGNORANT muahaha
Veronica had had this "Public WooHoo" want for a million billion years so the next day she and Nathan took a little trip down to campus centre.
They had fun ;) Also it counted as Veronica's third sim for the "WooHoo 3 Sims" want, lol.
FFS, VERONICA. I love how when you're at home you're all "Talk About Hobby" "Play Computer Games" "Play Video Games" "Play Chess" "Blog About Games" "Gain Skill Point" but when you're out, your slutty side really comes out.
On the other hand, Nathan is adorably devoted. Awww.
Sorry it's classic dancing and you know I always have to get a picture of classic dancing ?
MAC HAS CONQUERED DESMOND!!!
Then the next day, Mac and Aurora took a trip to the "lounge"...
...where Mac decided to have Public WooHoo with Rudolph. Also known as Lawson. I think my name is better; I mean, what the fuck kind of name is "Lawson"...
Umm and Aurora... watched.
Which I guess... omg I'm sure you can connect the dots here without me.
So hours later, back at the dorm, I saw Danielle's queue and was like "holy fuck what..."
Veronica: BITCH!!!! I KNOW I AM TOO ~DEVOTED~ TO MY FIANCÉ TO ADMIT ANY AFFECTION FOR YOU PUBLICLY, BUT I EXPECTED LOYALTY FROM YOU, DAMMIT
Danielle: ...she's so hot when she's pushing me around *swoon*
Then Mac seduced the Cheerleader.
You mean the Cheerleader and four different professors? Sure...
lolwat?! I gotta say, I love the Philosophy subject names. A lot.
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE A BAD REPUTATION??! He does nothing all day except play cards and ride on his exercise bike!
Mac mackin' on Aurora's professor~~~
~~~
These two are sickeningly adorable, you guys.
Danielle: let's hold hands~! :D
Veronica: 'kay that seems inoccuous e--
Nathan: EXCUSE ME
Nathan: YOU CHEATING BITCH *slap*
Veronica: why yes I am :D
Danielle: omfg soooooo hot *swoon* *swoon* *swoon*
...Guys I think Danielle is longing to participate in some BDSM, somehow :|
Veronica: Wait... does this mean you're mad at me now? :(
Yes, Veronica. Yes it does.
That night there was a storm and a tree caught fire and I made Logan try to extinguish it because I figured he was expendable but ANYWAY THAT STORY IS BORING LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON THIS PICTURE IS HERE IS TO PROVE THAT AN ENTIRE DAY PASSED BEFORE...
...this.
Nathan: Hi, baby! :D
Veronica: I don't love you any more.
It's like you can see all Veronica's dreams vanishing into the sunset :(
Nathan cares very deeply about Veronica's inner despair, which is why he's itching to unleash more violence on her.
Seriously SHE IS STREWN THERE GOING CRAZY AS HE WATCHES AND ALL HE WANTS IS TO BEAT HER. What a fuck.
This is basically the time I began to hate Nathan.
Nathan: Craaaaaazy bitch.
Me: yeah NO THANKS TO YOU, FUCKER
Veronica's Aspiration Level: *ROMANCE SIM PLUS PLUS*
Veronica's thoughts: But I'm a family sim...
Oh well... at least there's always Danielle waiting in the wings.
Except Veronica was kinda still pissed at Danielle from that whole thing with Mac so she decided to take all her anger out on Mac instead.
For some reason I only took pictures of Veronica rejecting Mac's efforts but I swear they made up eventually.
omfg seriously Nathan. Seriously you want to bash her again. Just go fuck yourself.
The sad thing is that Veronica is totally trying to make amends and Nathan is not having it :(
Veronica: So um... how was that snowstorm we had that one time?
Nathan: *IGNORE*
And on the other hand she and Danielle are so adorable together, but EVERY TIME ACR makes them WooHoo while I'm not looking Veronica turns her down because she's still holding out for Nathan ;_______;
...that's Nathan who wants to crush her into a bloody pulp. D:
What with it being second semester, senior year and all, Mac thought it was a good time to seduce her OTHER professor, Adele.
Nathan: Bitch is so hot.
Nathan: THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO HURT HER
SERIOUSLY MAN JUST FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF
Look now Veronica's even trying to win him back by gossiping about all the times Kevin and Bellatrix ~stopped being best friends~ after he cheated on her. "If they can make up, why can't we?"
Nathan seems unconvinced.
Veronica: I'm serious man, my granddad had TWENTY-TWO LOVERS or some shit and my grandma forgave him for all of them. And it really makes you think, doesn't it? Because ALL YOU KNOW DANIELLE AND I DID WAS HOLD HANDS
This made me briefly hopeful. And according to ACR, Veronica would totally have consented to make-up sex with Nathan. But according to Nathan, no.
Okay you guys, seriously. Can you please decide whether you're going to make up or fall apart?
FINALLY, VERONICA CHOOSES FALL APART!!
Aurora: Oh nooooooo, Mac! :(
Aurora, it's okay... Mac isn't IN this fight...
Yes, Nathan thrashed her.
So she called off their engagement right then.
Veronica: I REFUSE to be with anyone who can beat me in a fight!!!
Nathan: OMFG WHAT :'(
epic lols. No Veronica, you are not going to stay best friends forever. I promise you.
Nathan: Waaaaaaah my love left meeeeeeee
Veronica: I feel good :D
Nathan: For fuck's sake, how dare she? HOW DARE SHE??
But then he screwed Dormie Erin on the rebound, so you know, I guess he had his own lover waiting in the wings all along...
Mac's partying because it's GRADUATION TIME!!!
Danielle: oh my god... you know what we'll have to do when we get out of uni... we'll have to work... ahahahahah
Mac: hahahahahahaha oh my god yeah that is hilarious hahahahahahahaha
Nathan: Before that bitch graduates and eludes my grip forever I'm going to strangle her RIGHT HERE AND NOW
It doesn't take a genius to see who's moved on in life, and who hasn't.
Anyway, I moved Nathan back to the main 'hood before Veronica could come to harm. GOODBYE FUCKER, THANKS FOR NOTHING FOR BREAKING VERONICA'S HEART AND TURNING INTO THAT PSYCHO EX FROM HER NIGHTMARES
Then Logan. I'm sorry, you may have been able to graduate, but you actually DID amount to nothing in the end because all you did was game and bike. ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Nonetheless, I'm sorry you amounted to nothing.
This is about when Danielle and Mac realised they'd be split up, as Mac would be partnered with Aurora and Danielle with Veronica and welll...
...and well they broke my heart.
Next, Veronica! You are beautiful, and I'm sorry that the "golden couple" romance you sustained with Nathan throughout almost your entire degree went so sour. However, I'm convinced you and Danielle will lead a fulfilling life together ? ...well as fulfilling as any Sprita's is.
And Danielle. I have a feeling we'll be seeing you both very soon.
Mac and Aurora wanted a final fuck in the hot tub before leaving the dorm, so I couldn't really not oblige them...
So then, Aurora. You were a bit of an airhead but you were a Pleasure Sim so that's to be expected I suppose. I am very proud of you for graduating with a GPA of 3.7 ?
Oh, and thanks to your Senior Project, I FINALLY get the connection between philosophy and your desired culinary career.
And finally, Mac! Your combination of screwing the professors and going to community lots so you can go to class twice and occasionally doing some homework definitely means you deserve your 4.0. Of course, there's little point in farewells when I feel very strongly that we'll see you again soon, as well...
Perhaps obviously, that's the end. HOPEFULLY next time, generation nine! Credits for Sims~~~
rainbowflyer for Nathan Leeman
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
Mac met this dude. I don't remember his name so we're going to call him Rudolph.
Rudolph was pretty amenable to Mac's advances.
We could probably say VERY amenable.
Aurora was SOOOOOO grateful that I acceeded to her demands to make her major Psychology that she DOES NOT STUDY OR SKILL OR DO ANYTHING USEFUL WHATSOEVER BUT INSTEAD SITS ON HER ASS AND LOUNGES AROUND ALL DAY.
THANK YOU COOK, MOST HELPFUL
Fuck you, it's your own damn fault if you didn't get any sleep.
Oh and I guess your name wasn't Rudolph... Rudolph. Yeah guess what I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME REALLY IS (Y)
WTG Aurora, only Sim NOT to get an A+. I'm still impressed you got a B- though, seeing as you were borderline failing.
This is when I went "FUCK YOU" and changed her major to Philosophy. You know, that thing I wanted her to study all along.
Meanwhile, Mac's busy maxing out her grades meter with a little call to her professor!
and a few subtle hints. After all, who knows what the future might bring.
ABSENTEE NO-NAME DORMIE IS BACK!!! And I know his name now, too! It is DESMOND.
Mac tries to coax him...
But he's still all NO DON'T TOUCH ME so fuck him.
Mac invited her frostbitten professor over and they fell in love, YAY
Uh and then Aurora got to him.
So, WHAT KIND OF LAME-ASS PROFESSOR HATES VIOLIN?!? Don't tell me you're some right-wing economics professor?
Aurora: Oh welllllll, never mind that then. Let's fuck :D
Cheerleader: Yeaaaaah!! SCHMOOZE THE TEACHER SCHMOOZE THE TEACHER SCHMOOZE THE TEACHER SCHMOOZE HIM!!!
Aurora: FUCK THE WORLD. I only care about myself and my video games D:<
Meanwhile, Mac went to greet Mr Green Shirt. Although since it's winter he's not wearing a green shirt any more so... well if I remembered his name I'd say "let's call him that"... but I don't so let's keep calling him Mr Green Shirt and just see that green shirt ~in our minds~.
Professor: WHAT
Mr Green Shirt: *instantly fails his degree*
OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS, PROF. FUCKFACE
Luckily Mac's picked up a trick or two from her granddaddy ;D
Only, uh, it didn't really work D:
SO SHE MOVED ON TO ANOTHER PROFESSOR. This one shall be known as Professor Art because he like, actually teaches Art, which ~coincidentally~ is Mac's major so I guess her grades are just going to have to be boosted, whoop whoop
lol. yay :D
Mac: I am such a bad Romance Sim :((
Me: stfu you cannot possibly say that while SUCCESFULLY seducing your professor in exchange for good grades. YOU JUST CAN'T.
STOP CHEERING LLAMA YOU ARE IN THE WAY
Aurora got this random phone call from her professor...
...I think said professor is trying to explain the ways and means by which Aurora can obtain extra credit. Since, you know, SHE NEEDS IT.
Uh then Mac met the Cheerleader.
Oh sure Sim State U, just schedule her exam for 3am, sounds like a great idea to me A+
NO MAC HAS NOT GIVEN UP ON DESMOND, WHY WOULD SHE HAVE
Danielle: Babyyyyy...
Veronica: uh wtf?
Veronica: EXACTLY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
Nathan: I really like the way you made a move on my fiancée. It was hot.
Danielle: Well... thank you :}
lol omfg. By the way this went on a while.
Meanwhile Mac's professor came over.
Mr Green Shirt: See that girl there, professor? She's the girl who took my virginity :')
Professor: WOW! Good work, indeed!
Mac: *gets better grades*
As you can see this got her better grades too.
It turned out Aurora and HER professor had no chemistry whatsoever, but they chatted about death for a while and Aurora's grade still went up, so you know, a valuable effort.
STILL NOT GIVING UP ON DESMOND
Oh my God. You don't like making your wants hard to achieve now, do you.
WAIT IS THIS WHAT IT THINK IT IS?????!!
Let this be a lesson to you, children: persistence pays.
Oh yeah apparently this happened too, hahahaha.
EXCUSE ME?! Little Miss Eternally, Determinedly Faithful now wants to sleep with two other people who aren't her fiancé?? Oh I see.
WELL YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN START WITH THAT.
Danielle: hay let's fuck now
Veronica: um no... sorry
Veronica, that is no way to achieve your want.
Danielle: *ASS-GRAB*
Nathan: :D
Veronica: FUCK OFF BITCH, I WILL NEVER BE WITH YOU
Nathan: :D
.... we got there eventually.
And where is Nathan??? BLISSFULLY IGNORANT muahaha
Veronica had had this "Public WooHoo" want for a million billion years so the next day she and Nathan took a little trip down to campus centre.
They had fun ;) Also it counted as Veronica's third sim for the "WooHoo 3 Sims" want, lol.
FFS, VERONICA. I love how when you're at home you're all "Talk About Hobby" "Play Computer Games" "Play Video Games" "Play Chess" "Blog About Games" "Gain Skill Point" but when you're out, your slutty side really comes out.
On the other hand, Nathan is adorably devoted. Awww.
Sorry it's classic dancing and you know I always have to get a picture of classic dancing ?
MAC HAS CONQUERED DESMOND!!!
Then the next day, Mac and Aurora took a trip to the "lounge"...
...where Mac decided to have Public WooHoo with Rudolph. Also known as Lawson. I think my name is better; I mean, what the fuck kind of name is "Lawson"...
Umm and Aurora... watched.
Which I guess... omg I'm sure you can connect the dots here without me.
So hours later, back at the dorm, I saw Danielle's queue and was like "holy fuck what..."
Veronica: BITCH!!!! I KNOW I AM TOO ~DEVOTED~ TO MY FIANCÉ TO ADMIT ANY AFFECTION FOR YOU PUBLICLY, BUT I EXPECTED LOYALTY FROM YOU, DAMMIT
Danielle: ...she's so hot when she's pushing me around *swoon*
Then Mac seduced the Cheerleader.
You mean the Cheerleader and four different professors? Sure...
lolwat?! I gotta say, I love the Philosophy subject names. A lot.
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE A BAD REPUTATION??! He does nothing all day except play cards and ride on his exercise bike!
Mac mackin' on Aurora's professor~~~
~~~
These two are sickeningly adorable, you guys.
Danielle: let's hold hands~! :D
Veronica: 'kay that seems inoccuous e--
Nathan: EXCUSE ME
Nathan: YOU CHEATING BITCH *slap*
Veronica: why yes I am :D
Danielle: omfg soooooo hot *swoon* *swoon* *swoon*
...Guys I think Danielle is longing to participate in some BDSM, somehow :|
Veronica: Wait... does this mean you're mad at me now? :(
Yes, Veronica. Yes it does.
That night there was a storm and a tree caught fire and I made Logan try to extinguish it because I figured he was expendable but ANYWAY THAT STORY IS BORING LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON THIS PICTURE IS HERE IS TO PROVE THAT AN ENTIRE DAY PASSED BEFORE...
...this.
Nathan: Hi, baby! :D
Veronica: I don't love you any more.
It's like you can see all Veronica's dreams vanishing into the sunset :(
Nathan cares very deeply about Veronica's inner despair, which is why he's itching to unleash more violence on her.
Seriously SHE IS STREWN THERE GOING CRAZY AS HE WATCHES AND ALL HE WANTS IS TO BEAT HER. What a fuck.
This is basically the time I began to hate Nathan.
Nathan: Craaaaaazy bitch.
Me: yeah NO THANKS TO YOU, FUCKER
Veronica's Aspiration Level: *ROMANCE SIM PLUS PLUS*
Veronica's thoughts: But I'm a family sim...
Oh well... at least there's always Danielle waiting in the wings.
Except Veronica was kinda still pissed at Danielle from that whole thing with Mac so she decided to take all her anger out on Mac instead.
For some reason I only took pictures of Veronica rejecting Mac's efforts but I swear they made up eventually.
omfg seriously Nathan. Seriously you want to bash her again. Just go fuck yourself.
The sad thing is that Veronica is totally trying to make amends and Nathan is not having it :(
Veronica: So um... how was that snowstorm we had that one time?
Nathan: *IGNORE*
And on the other hand she and Danielle are so adorable together, but EVERY TIME ACR makes them WooHoo while I'm not looking Veronica turns her down because she's still holding out for Nathan ;_______;
...that's Nathan who wants to crush her into a bloody pulp. D:
What with it being second semester, senior year and all, Mac thought it was a good time to seduce her OTHER professor, Adele.
Nathan: Bitch is so hot.
Nathan: THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO HURT HER
SERIOUSLY MAN JUST FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF
Look now Veronica's even trying to win him back by gossiping about all the times Kevin and Bellatrix ~stopped being best friends~ after he cheated on her. "If they can make up, why can't we?"
Nathan seems unconvinced.
Veronica: I'm serious man, my granddad had TWENTY-TWO LOVERS or some shit and my grandma forgave him for all of them. And it really makes you think, doesn't it? Because ALL YOU KNOW DANIELLE AND I DID WAS HOLD HANDS
This made me briefly hopeful. And according to ACR, Veronica would totally have consented to make-up sex with Nathan. But according to Nathan, no.
Okay you guys, seriously. Can you please decide whether you're going to make up or fall apart?
FINALLY, VERONICA CHOOSES FALL APART!!
Aurora: Oh nooooooo, Mac! :(
Aurora, it's okay... Mac isn't IN this fight...
Yes, Nathan thrashed her.
So she called off their engagement right then.
Veronica: I REFUSE to be with anyone who can beat me in a fight!!!
Nathan: OMFG WHAT :'(
epic lols. No Veronica, you are not going to stay best friends forever. I promise you.
Nathan: Waaaaaaah my love left meeeeeeee
Veronica: I feel good :D
Nathan: For fuck's sake, how dare she? HOW DARE SHE??
But then he screwed Dormie Erin on the rebound, so you know, I guess he had his own lover waiting in the wings all along...
Mac's partying because it's GRADUATION TIME!!!
Danielle: oh my god... you know what we'll have to do when we get out of uni... we'll have to work... ahahahahah
Mac: hahahahahahaha oh my god yeah that is hilarious hahahahahahahaha
Nathan: Before that bitch graduates and eludes my grip forever I'm going to strangle her RIGHT HERE AND NOW
It doesn't take a genius to see who's moved on in life, and who hasn't.
Anyway, I moved Nathan back to the main 'hood before Veronica could come to harm. GOODBYE FUCKER, THANKS FOR NOTHING FOR BREAKING VERONICA'S HEART AND TURNING INTO THAT PSYCHO EX FROM HER NIGHTMARES
Then Logan. I'm sorry, you may have been able to graduate, but you actually DID amount to nothing in the end because all you did was game and bike. ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Nonetheless, I'm sorry you amounted to nothing.
This is about when Danielle and Mac realised they'd be split up, as Mac would be partnered with Aurora and Danielle with Veronica and welll...
...and well they broke my heart.
Next, Veronica! You are beautiful, and I'm sorry that the "golden couple" romance you sustained with Nathan throughout almost your entire degree went so sour. However, I'm convinced you and Danielle will lead a fulfilling life together ? ...well as fulfilling as any Sprita's is.
And Danielle. I have a feeling we'll be seeing you both very soon.
Mac and Aurora wanted a final fuck in the hot tub before leaving the dorm, so I couldn't really not oblige them...
So then, Aurora. You were a bit of an airhead but you were a Pleasure Sim so that's to be expected I suppose. I am very proud of you for graduating with a GPA of 3.7 ?
Oh, and thanks to your Senior Project, I FINALLY get the connection between philosophy and your desired culinary career.
And finally, Mac! Your combination of screwing the professors and going to community lots so you can go to class twice and occasionally doing some homework definitely means you deserve your 4.0. Of course, there's little point in farewells when I feel very strongly that we'll see you again soon, as well...
Perhaps obviously, that's the end. HOPEFULLY next time, generation nine! Credits for Sims~~~
rainbowflyer for Nathan Leeman
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag