The Spritas 8.9
I sent Veronica and Mac out to a new club that's been ~coincidentally~ built in Acorn City. Logan doesn't get to come because I don't like him.
And soon enough, Veronica spies... Nathan Leeman.
Well, you could also say that he spies her.
Meanwhile, Mac meets this sim, named Danielle!
But then, Mac met Aurora Scallywag! And clearly decided that she was a better choice, for some reason.
Cuuuuuute :]
And meanwhile, Veronica gets her first kiss with Nathan! YAY.
Then I guess Aurora went home or something because Mac went right back to Danielle. Haha.
Times New Roman: BOOOOOO YOU FUGLY
Well thanks for your input, man...
Then Nathan left too so they went home.
OI DAYSTAR. Why you looking so hostile? Don't you like kissing?
Daystar: No, I like kissing.
Daystar: I just think that making out is BETTER!
Luna: OMG NO WAI!!! So do I!!!
OH NO. It turns out that Claudia's ghost knows how to get inside too! Of course... it might help that she lived in this house for decades.
lol Luna. YOU CANNOT LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AFTER FUCKING FIVE SEPARATE GUYS. It doesn't work that way.
wtf, Therese's ghost worked out the secret too. I swear she never used to do that before.
Oh well, at least good old Zeke Rose can be relied upon not to know the way inside! :D
Whooooo I think that brings Luna up to 6/20.
Logan doesn't like the ghosts :\
Remember how last update Einstein got all pissed with Antonia randomly for her infidelity?? WELL. I was trying to get them to make amends, when SUDDENLY Antonia went unselectable and Einstein started pulling this DDDDDD: face.
LOOK. Headless Naked Grim Reaper is back!!!
Einstein: Oh no!!!! AND I NEVER FORGAVE HER FOR CHEATING ON ME FOR PRETTY MUCH OUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP!!!!
Wow, she's not even dead yet and I think she's been getting stuck into the afterlife grog.
Goodbye, Antonia. In all honesty I can't remember you doing anything interesting any more, but your Pleasure platinum grave helps complete this collection ?
This random stranger (i.e. Daystar) even started joining in on the bawling :[
But... make-out sessions make everything better!! :D
THEN ALL THE TEENAGERS including Aurora, Danielle and Nathan WENT TO UNI!!! Oh yes. Ohoho.
These three made a dash for the bubble blower even before I could change their dumbass outfits >:\
(well not Logan's outfit. To his credit, he transitioned into something good, unless you think that men can't wear pink in which case fuck you. But MAC AND NATHAN, WTF????)
FIRST KISS!!! Mac and Danielle ?
Aurora: I've been here a whole five minutes, and I still haven't decided what my major is yet! Have you?
Danielle: No!
A+ conversation guys, really
Meanwhile, Veronica and Nathan are being a soppy, sentimental couple. Just so you're warned in advance, being a soppy, sentimental couple is ALL THEY DO.
And Logan has decided to become a loser no-hoper and take up gambling.
LOOK ANOTHER FIRST KISS!!! This time it's Aurora's first kiss... with Mac obviously
Annnnd it takes them no time at all to christen their bed. Well actually that's just Aurora's bed. But you know.
Meeeeeanwhile Logan is intent on gambling away this household's entire funds THANK YOU LOGAN
Logan: jessiewings thinks I'm a loser no-hoper who's going to become a problem gambler... but I think I'm going to run the White House one day. What do you think?
Dormie Erin: ...
Then they went to class.
HOLY FUCK IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY
Dormie Something I Don't Remember Because He Disappeared Soon After: hai I haven't decided my major yet~~~
Veronica: Your words remind me that I hate myself D:<
lololol can I just say IT IS SO FUCKING TRUE TO LIFE THAT THIS IS FIRST-SEMESTER PSYCHOLOGY :') I'm pretty sure we spent like the first several weeks of VCE Psych looking at exactly that.
PS if you want to know all their majors: Veronica and Danielle both declared as Psych majors because they want to be the Minister for Education (yeah BOTH of them... good luck with that guys; Nathan declared a Psych major to ~be with Veronica~; Logan declared a Drama major because he was ~born to be a dancer~, Aurora didn't declare a major because Philosophy fits the Culinary track (her LTW) better anyway; Mac declared an Art major because Art is cool.
omfg I wish it was this quick and easy to find previously undiscovered stars in real life and get $500 for it >:|
awwww romantic moment in the hot tub
Dormie Erin: Just make sure you get no lube in the water ;)
Me: FUCK YOU, MOMENT-RUINER
STFU LLAMA LOGAN NEEDS NO ENCOURAGEMENT TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES OKAY
FFS DORMIE UNKNOWN-NAME DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF ~PRIVACY~
I ignored this want because Philosophy is a way better fit for cooking than Psychology (somehow...).
WHY ARE THE PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSORS ZOMBIES?????????????????
I MEAN I REALISE THAT PSYCHOLOGY IS, AMONG OTHER THINGS, THE STUDY OF THE HUMAN BRAIN BUT SERIOUSLY
btw Danielle lost her virginity also... and also to Mac.
Aurora: Nooooo I still haven't declared a major yet... I really want to declare as a Psych major but jessiewings says no >:|
Danielle *dreaming*: Mmmmmm my love's great-great-uncle the mayor is pretty damn fine also.
Me: Hey.
VERONICA IS A CHESS CHEAT
Logan: So sir... this is how it is... I've found it's very difficult for me to pull myself away from my gambling and my computer games long enough to do my assignments so... if I kiss you... will you boost my grade?
Me: lol Logan. If you'd paid more attention in class, perhaps you'd have realised that that's NOT YOUR PROFESSOR. That is Aurora's professor. So there is actually no need to kiss him.
FUCK OFF YOU COW
...
It seriously made my day to say that :D
blah blah blah everyone came home from final exams with A+es ONLY SEVEN MORE SEMESTERS TO GO!!! (yes I'm already counting down)
Please as if Mac needs an excuse to see naked people. She's a Sprita.
Veronica rolled the want to make friends with her professor... :\ Also it turns out she didn't even have to sleep with him to get the gigantic grades boost, how interesting is THAT
The next morning Mac took a walk to the Sim State University Coffee House to, uh, sample the students (...?)
She met Dormie No-Name, of course.
He looks happy but this is actually the exact same time as when he ran away from home never to be seen again so you know, take that grin with a grain of salt.
Okay I have a confession to make... I don't remember any of these dormies' names. So we're going to call this guy Mr Green Shirt. Mac made out with him.
Bitch you are in a COFFEE SHOP there are NO FUCKING BEDS HERE.
Fuck this guy man, they have ONE WHOLE BOLT OF CHEMISTRY and yet he's all *reject* *reject* *reject* *disappear off the face of the earth* I MEAN REALLY WHAT IS THAT.
Mr Green Shirt: See that hot girl in the corner... she made out with me!!!
Not a Dormie But A Playable I Think: 8D
Dormie No-Name: Hey, you know who's hot? Your sister. Can I call you her name? :D
Mac: Well I'm really not supposed to but YES, you can call me anything you want :) NO FUCK YOU
(If you know the Arctic Monkeys' song "Cornerstone"... if they'd let me at the lyrics I'd have savaged it. By which I mean changed it in roughly the same way as I changed Mac's dialogue.)
Then Mac met Castor Nova.
And this dude WHOSE NAME I ACTUALLY DO REMEMBER!!!! It is Ashley :D
Then Mac fucking LEFT FOR CLASS LEAVING ME ALL ALONE AT THE COMMUNITY LOT WITH NO SIMS TO CONTROL. Thanks for fucking nothing, Mac you bitch D:<
She eventually came back and we went home again. And then went to class again because that's what happens when going home sends you back six hours into the past.
Some Coach: PIANOOOOO??! WHO THE FUCK PLAYS PIANO? GIVE ME TWENTY, GIRL!!
Mac: Is this good enough for you? Do you like it? D:
Coach: NO. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, GIRL, YOU CAN'T EVEN GO DOWN ON THE GROUND AND UP AGAIN PROPERLY??? TRY SOME STARJUMPS!!
Mac: I bet you're enjoying this... watching my breasts jiggle all over the place >:|
Coach: Hey. Knock it off. You're not allowed to be onto my secret.
Mac: lolz
RUN DANIELLE RUN!!!!!
MR GREEN SHIRT IS BACK :D
omfg Danielle I didn't mean RUN ON THE SPOT. I meant RUN AWAY.
~just woohooing Mr Green Shirt~
who is more like Mr Shirtless at the moment but let's ignore that
Then the next day... Ashley came over too!
And Mac woohoo'd him too
Then there was some dumb-as-fuck fight on the footpath between the Cow and the Cheerleader WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS ABOUT, I DON'T
Uh-huhhhhhh yeah just schedule her exam for eleven o'clock at night that sounds like a good idea
Then she, uh, introduced herself to Aurora's professor
LLAMA NO ONE NEEDS TO BE CHEERED WHILE THEY SLEEP
Blah blah blah then everyone aced their exams and celebrated with a good old SCHOOL CHEER!!
Aurora was seriously not giving up on this Psychology major thing so I was like FINE, FUCK YOU, YOU WIN, MAJOR IN PSYCHOLOGY.
These two never do anything interesting because all they do is fawn over each other sickeningly like a pair of lovebirds... but anyway THE ACTUAL POINT IS, they got engaged :D
Annnnd Mac seduced Castor Nova ;)
Then she tried to seduce that professor dude but FUCKFACE ERIN WAS ON THE CASE
HONESTLY FUCK OFF, ERIN
SERIOUSLY!!!!!
Oh well ultimately at least it wasn't too much of a put-off for him...
And... at that slightly random juncture we end. Next time, HOPEFULLY the last 2.75 years of their university experience :\
Credits for Sims~~~
katu_sims for Einstein and Times New Roman Dork
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
rainbowflyer for Nathan Leeman
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag