The Spritas 8.8
YAY WEREWOLF.
See ever since I installed Pets, Einstein has been obsessed with werewolves. And animals generally. But ESPECIALLY werewolves. And dogs. BUT LET'S NOT FORGET WEREWOLVES.
NO, WEREWOLF!!!!!
Why can't I scold you??! Ugh that is so annoying.
Remember that time Kevin met this sim? Well he called her over, and now I know her name! Anabela :D
Whoooo~~~
Then they did it again.
And again.
WELL I AM GLAD THAT YOU LOVE HIM. BUT I NEED HIM TO LOVE YOU TOO!!
So um they went back for a fourth round.
Then love! YAY!!!! That puts Kevin at 17 out of 20, finally :D
FUCK YOU, STOP BEING AT WORK, MARCELLA. YOU ARE ALWAYS AT WORK AND IT SUCKS.
So I think Kevin invited Fred Ouroboros over at that point and then Bellatrix came home from work annnnnd she wasn't happy.
BUT THEN A WAVING PARTY CANCELLED OUT ALL THE VIOLENCE!!!! Yay :D
Bellatrix: Hello, cheating scumbag! :D
Kevin: Hi, hypocritical wife! :D
Bellatrix: OH FUCK I FORGOT TO GET VIOLENT DDDDDD:<
Since Bellatrix is already pissed at him, I didn't see any reason to hold Kevin back...
I moved the camera under their blankets, and apparently Kevin and Fred have vanished to a place they call ecstasy (haha that's a reference to song lyrics btw...) but LOOK WHAT I FOUND! Kevin remembering his eighteenth simultaneous love! :D
WAIT WHY ARE YOU FURIOUS WITH TURIN NOW???
Bellatrix: All my lovers keep cheating on meeeeeeeee D':
Me: AHEM!!
Turin and Antonia pissed you off??! Like ugh, seriously Bellatrix? I SUPPOSE YOU MUST HAVE MISSED THE NINETY THOUSAND TIMES THEY HAVE HAD SEX THEN, ALONG WITH THE NINETY THOUSAND TIMES HE HAD SEX WITH LUNA, AND THE NINETY THOUSAND TIMES HE HAD WITH CLAUDIA. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
Whatever it is... not enough to stop her letting him kiss her arm :\
BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA IMMINENT!!!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MARCELLA BELLAGIO WAS NOT AT WORK FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MOMENT
Bellatrix: *not impressed* >:(
NINETEEN SIMULTANEOUS LOVERS!!! :D
omg Luna seriously. Is that necessary.
I love how all the other ghosts bitch about losing their beds, and Julia bitches about losing her couch :') This is what happens when you die in a poverty challenge.
Turin apologised... but I bet he wishes he could do Kevin's trick with the rose!
CLAUDIA!!!!
Also, isn't this a gorgeous picture?
Bellatrix: omg Turin is naked!!!!
Me: Yes I'm SURE you haven't seen that fifty billion times before.
YOU FELL OUT OF LOVE WITH TURIN???!
MAC'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Smokin', right? :D She rolled Romance/Fortune, her LTW 20 Simultaneous Lovers (I wonder why that sounds so familiar, ahem)
BIRTHDAY RUINER
I decided that finally it was Rose of Apology time. Yay.
And these two fell back in love :DDD
Rather than risk any more of Bellatrix's wrath, I got Kevin to ask Beth OUT on a date, where Bellatrix WON'T SEE THEM.
They went to the park but then it started snowing and I thought Beth might get cold so I moved them on to the nightclub... NO IT ISN'T NIGHT but Acorn City only has two community lots, what am I meant to do
YAAAAAAAY TWENTY SIMULTANEOUS LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT THE FUCK, KEVIN.
I thought perhaps he'd fallen out of love with Bellatrix and I couldn't see because of the whole ~marriage~ thing, so I decided to get him a twenty-first lover JUST IN CASE. Consequently, meet Sunshine.
Because Kevin has had some problems with women running away mid-being-seduced before, I got him to ask Sunshine on a date.
ONLY KEVIN FAILS AT DATE-APPROPRIATE WANTS.
Annnnd Marius Sprita decided to be an epic nuisance and get in the way of ALL THE PHOTOS.
Kevin: Shoo D:<
WHY ARE YOU BACK
Marius: Hai my name is Marius~~
Kevin: Hey baby why aren't you getting in the... oh.
NO. WRONG.
Marius: hey bb I reckon you should ditch loverboy and come with me instead ;)
Me: NO.
Whoooo victory!
MARIUS STOP TALKING TO HER GO AWAY
Marius: *lurks*
Kevin: GO. THE. FUCK. AWAY.
Kevin: bb you lookin fiiiiiiiiine
Marius: HEY GUYS I'M BACK!!!!
Despite Marius' best efforts they still fell in love!!
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BUT NO LIFETIME WANT.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK.
LET'S COUNT THE NUMBER OF LOVERS!!!! Ten!
Plus nine!
Plus two!!!!
WHERE IS THE LIFETIME WANT, FUCKER
In desperation Kevin greeted Daphne Senrega EVEN THOUGH they have little-to-no chemistry.
Kevin: bb I'll give you a pearl necklace
Daphne: YAY!!
Kevin: Although a little of it may get on your face...
Nice one, Kevface. Smooth.
Then we moved on to Jinnee!!
idk she refused to WooHoo him in the photobooth this is just what happens
Then Jinnee left so so did Kevin because by this time he'd been out 24 hours lmfao.
BUT STILL HIS LIFETIME WANT IS UNSATISFIED. I mean seriously, what is this bullshit?? Who the fuck spends their entire life womanising and seducing woman after woman, aiming for that magical 20 only to FINALLY DECIDE that naaaaah, 20 isn't good enough and NO LIFETIME SATISFACTION WILL YOU FEEL. I mean ffs Kevin, I put a lot of work into this LTW of yours!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Then Kevin actually gets home and guess what, nothing has changed. Luna and Jake still hate each other.
I think Antonia knows she's coming to the end of her life... just chilling with the gravestones.
So then I got a billion errors in a row. I mean A LOT. I tried cancel, I tried reset, but in the end, nothing was working, and though it killed me inside...
...well, to put a long story short, Pluto is no more. :[
RIP, Pluto. You were adorable and by far the best, if the only, dog the Spritas have ever owned. I'm sorry the game didn't consider you a real dog, and I'm sorry that you met your end at the hands of a delete button rather than fetching a stick into the sunset. I will miss you.
No one except me cares about Pluto at all. FUCK YOU GUYS.
Anyway, life goes on... and it's Kevin's birthday!
It has to be admitted, he isn't as good-looking as an elder, imo :P Butttt oh well, that's how life goes.
What, Einstein?!
ARE YOU SERIOUS. YOU HAVE LITERALLY NEVER CARED ABOUT THIS BEFORE!!! But noooooo, apparently now it's a problem. Well, fuck you Einstein.
Bellatrix's birthday too~~~
Unsurprisingly, she looked better as an adult too :P AH WELL.
...annnnnd that's the end for this update, even though I feel like it was a little abrupt o___O Anyway. NEXT TIME THERE ACTUALLY WILL BE COLLEGE I totally miscounted when I said it'd be next at the end of the last update but THIS TIME I HAVE NOT MISCOUNTED AND THERE WILL BE COLLEGE. Promise.
Oh, and of course, credits for Sims:
katu_sims for Einstein Dork
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
nentarisims for Anabela
bondchick_nett for Fred Ouroboros
engram_au for Sunshine
chitina_sims for Jinnee
And lastly lastly, I put together some helpful diagrams and imagey shit that might help you sort out the Spritas and their relationships in your head, because I'm sure it's confusing!! So:
My attempt at diagramming all their romantic relations.
Family trees, generations 1-5 and also generations 5-8.
