The Spritas 8.7
Soooo as you can see, Veronica is a good niece and rolls the want to tell dirty jokes to her uncle-who-is-almost-the-same-age-as-her.
However, whatever she told him made him retch.
And it's like, SERIOUSLY??? You live in THE SPRITA HOUSEHOLD. What POSSIBLE perversity could she have told you about??? oh my god seriously man.
Ummmmmm... wtf? The bartender? Is a medical person (a paramedic, it turned out)? HOW??
Someone's become obsessed with snowmen. And I don't know who. But someone.
Luna invited this Clive person over and immediately told him how it was.
annnnnd it looks like Clive has more of a white-collar fantasy than Luna did.
but she seems receptive to it.
BELLATRIX U R DOIN IT WRONG.
It makes me so gleeful to see Luna successful in a romance that isn't with her great-uncle. Like she's not such a failure at life after all. ♥
Yay!!
btw. THIS. :DDD I'm still going to work at getting him his 20 Simultaneous Lovers though ;D
Oh Clive, with an attitude like that, you could fit in with the Spritas for sure.
Then again, on second thoughts, are you sure you weren't separated from this family at birth? Is this what happens when Vladimir Sprita grows up?
Then on third thoughts, keeping Luna and Turin in mind, even if you were separated from the family at birth... it's probably all good.
YAY LET'S ALL WHINE ABOUT OUR MISSING BEDS IN TANDEM!!! WHOOOOOO!!!
Luna and Clive: eeeeeewww Jake is gross
Luna and Clive: *crush*
Clive: I just slept with your daughter! :D
Kevin: REALLY??! Oh, GOOD! I'm glad to see she can get guys who aren't her great-uncle now and again! :DDD
WHAT?????????????? I... just... WHAT, VERONICA????????
Sorry Veronica I THINK YOU HAVE COMPETITION. From your... great-grandfather :|
Not to mention Pluto the dog. I swear, Debbie was totally oblivious to Veronica and Einstein AND their desires.
Okay I realise the Law field has treated Kevin well, granting him undeserved promotion after undeserved promotion and all. BUT I had visions of Kevin pursuing the impressionable teenage girls in his classes, and like... sure it's WRONG (probably)... but it seemed very Kevin. SO I SAID YES.
Jake: I'm stinky...?
He's also hungry. and tired. and generally incapable of taking care of himself.
Jake: THIS IS ALL LUNA'S FAULT!!!
Me: No Jake. No it's not.
See, what the fuck do you expect to get better just from you sitting on a chair? Especially as your ARCH-NEMESIS approaches the table WITH ACTUAL FOOD for HERSELF. YOU ARE AN IDIOT, DEAR SIR
I figured Kevin was in this job for the girls anyway (not girls as young as this chance card suggests though... I FUCKING HOPE TO GOD), not the responsible teaching, so I chose candy. DUH.
:[ On the bright side, this gives him the free time to romance women while Bellatrix is at work. Since with his new job, their hours coincided.
Kevin: And I didn't get even one teenage girl :(
Luna: OI JAKE, YOU ARE REVOLTING *baaaaaaaaaaaaaarf*
Me: ...mature.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE LOSERS WHO ARE OUT ALL DAY LONG. Are you trying to tell me you have jobs??!
Jake: omg no, it's my arch-nemesis Luna!!
Probably the only time this reaction has been warranted.
Jake: FUCK YOU BITCH
Me: Seriously you guys, this is getting boring.
Meanwhile... Kevin is making good use of the time before Bellatrix gets home from work. Good use indeed.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???! The Spritas are what they are and THEY DON'T LET YOU WATCH R-RATED FILMS, MAC??? lololol I find this extremely fucking hard to believe.
yayayayayay!! This is his fourteenth simultaneous lover which puts him at like... almost three-quarters of the way to twenty!! Yippeeeeeeee!!!
omg though. Clearly intelligence isn't really one of his turn-ons because Little Miss Airhead here decided to go outside in her swimwear and be all, "Oh look, it's snowing :D I like kissing :D"
FUCK YEAH, PEOPLE. TURIN IS THE FUCKING MAYOR!
Junebug: I would like to kiss you :D
Severus: Oh... uh... I'm flattered but...
Albus' birthday!!!
RUDELY RUINED BY OWEN PIPER. GTFO, OWEN!!!
Adult Albus~~~
Luna met this random walkby named Oliver.
I saw Bellatrix being all *RAGEBUBBLE* of Junebug and I was like WHAT?!? and then I saw this D:< LOOKS LIKE A CERTAIN AIRHEAD COULD NOT KEEP HER HANDS TO HERSELF. (Thattttt or it was Kevin. I mean let's face it, Bellatrix forgives him everything every time he gives her a rose, so he's not all that inclined to be cautious.)
Okayyyyy Junebug may be an airhead but she's endearing herself to me :] Apologising to Bellatrix, how cute!
...buttttt Bellatrix doesn't seem too impressed.
Kevin: here bb, have a rose~
Junebug: *scowl*
Oh damn. Cedric, the only ghost to ever have worked out how to get inside from the Spritas' graveyard.
I'd say he got Antonia.
Meanwhile, Luna is getting it on with Oliver!
4/20. Because... if you remember... that is her LTW.
Oh and then Bellatrix screwed him too. Because she's a HYPOCRITE.
And where is Kevin?! ASLEEP. NOT MINDING. BECAUSE HE IS NOT A HYPOCRITE, BELLATRIX
My game froze and then when it finally unfroze, Turin and Antonia had frostbite. What better way to warm a man than have him make out with one of his many lovers? :')
Antonia, on the other hand, thought that the secret to warming up was staying outside and trying to mop up a puddle of FROZEN WATER IN THE SNOW. A+
ok then I made her go inside and she said goodbye to Albus. Because he's unceremoniously moving out which means I'M DOWN TO ELEVEN SIMS IN THIS HOUSE, WHOOOOOOO~~~
YAY ALABAMA IS BACK!!!
No joke, he stood at the front door howling until Einstein came out to greet him. I love Alabama ♥
With Bellatrix at work the next day, Kevin called up Mackenzie Payton :D
Meanwhile Luna and Jake SPENT THEIR ENTIRE GODDAMN DAY FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND I GOT SO FED UP WITH IT THAT I ONLY TOOK ONE PICTURE DESPITE THEIR MULTIPLE FIGHTS, FUCK YOU GUYS
Fifteen lovers :D
Sixteen :D
This filled Kevin's "WooHoo 20 Lovers" want!!! TOO BAD THAT WASN'T HIS LTW but ahhh well I think I like the greater challenge involved in courting lovers. With ACR, "WooHoo 20 Sims" could probably be achieved in one outing :P
No one else remotely close to "lover" status was at home to pick up their phones (~apparently~) but Beth Cameron was invited over for some relationship-building anyways.
btw remember that time I named Logan "Logan" and then remembered the Spritas already had a Logan and was like "ah well..."? Okay it turns out Mac made friends with the other Logan. Yayyyyyy.
TURIN, YOUR WIFE DIED THIS WEEK. YOU FAIL AT LIFE.
Kevin sent Beth home juuuuuuust before Bellatrix came home from work and then he was all "Muahaha, I win >:D"
UM EXCUSE ME BUT ASTRID IS IMPRISONED AT HOME WITH LARYNGITIS???!!!
I love how Luna can actually not be a failure at life when she puts her mind to it. By which I mean when I do. Ahem.
I don't remember this Sim's name but I remember she was a Scallywag. Anyway, clearly Kevin dashed out to introduce himself.
And uhhh she was receptive to his advances but then I realised she was a teen. GOOD THING THAT WHAT ALL TEENS NEED IS MONEY, RIGHT??
...not this one. At least not for what Kevin would've wanted her to do.
PS I apologise for the previous two captions. As a teenager (technically...) myself I realise it was something of a gross generalisation. Now university students, on the other hand...
PPS I apologise for that one too.
Awww, Astrid fretting over Ms Scallywag's safety. Or... or else her own mental health. Seeing as she's presently locked up in a cell in her own house and all.
At first I was like FLU BUT HOW COULD BELLATRIX CATCH FLU????? Then I remembered Astrid >:|
SO I SENT ASTRID HOME. And Bellatrix to bed until she got better, which she managed without infecting anyone else.
Oh and these two WooHoo'd. Yay. That puts Luna at 5/20.
Eventually it seems Kevin talked Ms Scallywag into sleeping with him too but ACR doesn't give me that option :'( STOOPID ACR.
Logan's birthdayyyyy.
Teen Logan, he rolled Fortune/Knowledge I think which isn't very interesting so yeah. He also rolled some of the worst turn-ons and -offs ever (on: cleaning skills and charisma, off: swimwear. WHY???)
WAIT WHY ARE YOU MAD AT YOUR GRANDFATHER??? WHAT DID HE DO?????
Veronica: I hate myself :D
Me: NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION but also please answer a new one: WHYYYYY??
Ahhh the magic of Romance/Grilled Cheese. She loved him so much, she wanted to cook him grilled cheese :')
That is one lolful outfit, Logan. Real lolful.
Betterrrrrr.
And that's the end :] Next time, the gen. 8 Spritas go to college! ~~~exciting~~~
Credits for Sims:
katu_sims for Einstein Dork
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake and Mackenzie Payton
rhiannon_alexis for Clive, Junebug and Finn (aka the guy Luna made out with/WooHoo'd)
dothesmustle for Owen Piper
beachwee for Oliver
sea_serpent for "Ms Scallywag"