The Spritas 8.6
Yep, just continuing on from where I left off yesterday ;)
Here is a dog.
The dog's name is Alabama.
So umm... I made Claudia greet it. Duh.
BUT Alabama doesn't like Claudia.
Then Claudia fed him a treat.
And then he liked her.
And even let her pat him.
OH MY GOD LOGAN, CONSIDER YOURSELF INSTANTLY DISQUALIFIED FROM HEIR. No I'm sorry, it's too late to go back on this. Never mind that you were already basically disqualified as a clone...
Logan: Oh hey, dad! I know you! You're the one who's always losing fights around here!!
Me: Why yes, yes he is.
Kevin slept through work the next day. To be fair, he did have a big night out. I think we can all agree on that.
OH GOD, JAKE. You are sooooo falsely optimistic. And a terrible Family Sim.
Oh yeah, when Kevin finally woke up I got him to apologise to Bellatrix through the well-known medium of a rose. Clearly it worked.
...and also the medium of sex. Clearly that worked too.
And then Luna and Jake fought AGAIN who cares OH RIGHT NOT ME BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS A BILLION FUCKING TIMES *cough*
And OF COURSE Luna wins because she ALWAYS WINS. She is simply a WINNER. Except in the field of her romantic life.
Uhhh I will say Bellatrix is... satiated.
This is when I decided to help Luna become a slightly less sorry figure (and do something to help her lingering "Make Out With 3 Sims" and "WooHoo With 3 Sims" wants!) and at least TRY to sedue ONE Sim that isn't her great-uncle.
Oh by the way? Epic non-heir of all time, Logan? PLAYS COMPUTER GAMES. NEARLY. TWENTY-FOUR. SEVEN. Godddddd.
Claudia: *swooning*
Seveurs: *stubbornly ignoring*
Bellatrix: This cookbook reminds me of kissing! :D
Me: Yeah... uh... okay. I'm very happy for you.
WHAT THE FUCK
Kevin: There are some things man was never meant to see... and that... is one of them.
SERIOUSLY
Creepy Naked Mostly-Headless Man: helloooooooooo
Claudia: omfg *flinch*
Creepy Naked Mostly-Headless Man: coooooooooome with me.
Claudia: his hand... is... squashed.
Nah you guys, it's time to stop kidding around. This is a serious moment. CLAUDIA IS DYING ;___________________________;
Oh fuck. Poor Turin :(
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALBUS, NOT THE TIME, AND ALSO NO ONE LIKES YOU
Goodbye, Claudia :( You were a batshit crazy old woman and the worst Popularity Sim ever... and to be honest I have no recollection of you before you became a batshit crazy old woman... but you will be missed all the same :[
And I'm sorry you and Severus were never going to work out.
Bellatrix clearly thinks screaming a love ballad at the top of her lungs will cheer Turin up... and actually it kinda seems to.
I realise the Spritas recycle love interests like crazy but SHUT THE FUCK UP how many townies do you think I have and also it's not like Luna's grown up in the kind of environment that discourages that kind of thing.
Anyway this is Flick Spicoli. Yes again.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
Fuckkkk this is exactly what my kitty did to us, actually. Or rather, two of the kitties I've had in my lifetime. Appeared on our doorstep and made us take them in :') This kitty (her name is Sake, btw) warms my heart in a way you wouldn't believe ♥
Since these two were clearly busy Classic Dancing...
...I sent Veronica out there to pat it.
dhuytdhnuytdnhetdyhwbydhwukyt *brain asplode*
But then Sake went home :( PLEASE COME BACK SAKE I LOVE YOU
Luna: So I'm kinda cheating on great-uncle to be with you... you know that right.
Flick: o________________O wtf
He still had sex with her though. :|
My game insistently dragged the camera here... WHY DID YOU DO THIS, GAME, EXACTLY NOTHING OF NOTE IS TAKING PLACE HERE AT ALL!!!
So... Turin has slightly lost it.
VERONICA'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... she changed hair AND EYE colour. what.
So here she is, fixed up :p She rolled Family/Romance (lololol A+ combo) with the LTW to be Education Minister.
Let me introduce you to Mr Jake Fuck-You-Everybody-Get-Out-Of-The-Kitchen-While-I-Give-Myself-A-Sponge-Bath.
... this is a bit creepy, Kevin.
Arghhhh FUCK YOU JAKE
Eight human-minutes later, Luna wins. Fuckkkkkk what a waste of time, really.
By the way, this pulled Turin out of his depression pretty fucking fast. I think his attachment to Claudia was kinda shallow, tbh.
ALABAMA CAME BACK JUST TO GROWL AT LUNA. Oi, Alabama, knock it off. Poor girl's fucked up enough already without needing to be alienated BY A DOG.
On the other hand, Alabama, what the fuck. You can't just growl randomly at people and get all upset when they tell you off.
Yeaaaaaaaah. Making slow progress towards that "Max 7 Skills" LTW!
Veronica is a bit vain.
LOL WHAT SEVERUS IS A DANCE INSTRUCTOR ???!!!
Einstein reallyyyyyyyyy wanted to play with the dog.
Undeserved promotions, yay!!!
NO ALABAMA, STOP!!!
Anyway... Luna is also doing her fair share of trying to perk Turin up. Er... perhaps literally. At least a certain part of his anatomy, literally.
Thennnn he went clubbing. See, Turin's had a long-time want to screw 20 sims, and he already had 10 under his belt (lol), and I figured if Kevin can get four in one night... yeah. You get it.
So here's #1. Technically they've already had sex but not PUBLICLY so THERE'S THE KEY DIFFERENCE RIGHT THERE.
Then there was her (Themistoclea Arden... not that you can see much more of her than the back of her head (and aren't you glad you have this picture to tell you whyyyy instead of trying to work it out from the context of my captions lololol))
Then after some failures with women who went home before... well anyway, then there's her. I have no recollection of who she is though oops. Also the fact you can again only see the back of her head doesn't help.
Then Turin tried to chat up Marcella Bellagio and she foisted him off on someone else LOL. But still we obviously said yes.
Uh I forgot her name but she was an NPC.
One I am... not sure I was supposed to be interacting with the way Turin clearly wanted. I mean, she didn't even *show up* in the list of NPCs to be given an ACR token, the way the bartenders and the DJ did :\
Anywayyyyy they were flirting and then Rebecca Leeman threw a tantrum and it's like FUCK YOU TURIN'S LTW DOESN'T INVOLVE 20 SIMULTANEOUS LOVERS ANYWAY SO JUST FUCK OFF
Anyway, the magic of boolprop. I made her selectable and then I made her unselectable and then all the normal interactions (not the ACR ones but oh well) had appeared!
EVEN THIS. HAPPENED WITH NO ACR. FUCK YEAH
...then he did Marianne Antikva. Just, you know, randomly. (I'm pretty sure he's having an even better night out than Kevin did, omg.)
THEN he went home and made out with Bellatrix and Jake told him he was hot and MY GOD TURIN'S LIFE HAS SO LITTLE DEPTH. LIKE EVEN LESS THAN A SIM'S USUALLY DOES, HOLY FUCK.
Jake: Hai doggy :)
Wolf ("Lucky"): *minus*
Veronica is basically the ONLY Sim who STILL autonomously plays with Pluto. Everyone else got over him :(
Then there was a fight in the bathroom
which Luna won
and another one in the kitchen
which Luna won after like EIGHT MOTHERFUCKING SIM HOURS OMG DO YOU YET SEE WHY I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT
SERIOUSLY ONE OF YOU TWO JUST MURDER THE OTHER AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!! There's no jail in Sims anyway, JUST FUCKING DO IT!
Technically there's no murder in Sims either but I'M SURE AT LEAST ONE OF YOU TWO IS CREATIVE, SO GET CREATIVE
And with that happy command, we end!
Credits for Sims~~~
katu_sims for Einstein Dork and Themistoclea Arden
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
sukkamielli for Flick Spicoli
sea_serpent for Mew Scallywag
amaryssobellus for Marcella Bellagio
rainbowflyer for Rebecca Leeman
Here is a dog.
The dog's name is Alabama.
So umm... I made Claudia greet it. Duh.
BUT Alabama doesn't like Claudia.
Then Claudia fed him a treat.
And then he liked her.
And even let her pat him.
OH MY GOD LOGAN, CONSIDER YOURSELF INSTANTLY DISQUALIFIED FROM HEIR. No I'm sorry, it's too late to go back on this. Never mind that you were already basically disqualified as a clone...
Logan: Oh hey, dad! I know you! You're the one who's always losing fights around here!!
Me: Why yes, yes he is.
Kevin slept through work the next day. To be fair, he did have a big night out. I think we can all agree on that.
OH GOD, JAKE. You are sooooo falsely optimistic. And a terrible Family Sim.
Oh yeah, when Kevin finally woke up I got him to apologise to Bellatrix through the well-known medium of a rose. Clearly it worked.
...and also the medium of sex. Clearly that worked too.
And then Luna and Jake fought AGAIN who cares OH RIGHT NOT ME BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS A BILLION FUCKING TIMES *cough*
And OF COURSE Luna wins because she ALWAYS WINS. She is simply a WINNER. Except in the field of her romantic life.
Uhhh I will say Bellatrix is... satiated.
This is when I decided to help Luna become a slightly less sorry figure (and do something to help her lingering "Make Out With 3 Sims" and "WooHoo With 3 Sims" wants!) and at least TRY to sedue ONE Sim that isn't her great-uncle.
Oh by the way? Epic non-heir of all time, Logan? PLAYS COMPUTER GAMES. NEARLY. TWENTY-FOUR. SEVEN. Godddddd.
Claudia: *swooning*
Seveurs: *stubbornly ignoring*
Bellatrix: This cookbook reminds me of kissing! :D
Me: Yeah... uh... okay. I'm very happy for you.
WHAT THE FUCK
Kevin: There are some things man was never meant to see... and that... is one of them.
SERIOUSLY
Creepy Naked Mostly-Headless Man: helloooooooooo
Claudia: omfg *flinch*
Creepy Naked Mostly-Headless Man: coooooooooome with me.
Claudia: his hand... is... squashed.
Nah you guys, it's time to stop kidding around. This is a serious moment. CLAUDIA IS DYING ;___________________________;
Oh fuck. Poor Turin :(
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALBUS, NOT THE TIME, AND ALSO NO ONE LIKES YOU
Goodbye, Claudia :( You were a batshit crazy old woman and the worst Popularity Sim ever... and to be honest I have no recollection of you before you became a batshit crazy old woman... but you will be missed all the same :[
And I'm sorry you and Severus were never going to work out.
Bellatrix clearly thinks screaming a love ballad at the top of her lungs will cheer Turin up... and actually it kinda seems to.
I realise the Spritas recycle love interests like crazy but SHUT THE FUCK UP how many townies do you think I have and also it's not like Luna's grown up in the kind of environment that discourages that kind of thing.
Anyway this is Flick Spicoli. Yes again.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
Fuckkkk this is exactly what my kitty did to us, actually. Or rather, two of the kitties I've had in my lifetime. Appeared on our doorstep and made us take them in :') This kitty (her name is Sake, btw) warms my heart in a way you wouldn't believe ♥
Since these two were clearly busy Classic Dancing...
...I sent Veronica out there to pat it.
dhuytdhnuytdnhetdyhwbydhwukyt *brain asplode*
But then Sake went home :( PLEASE COME BACK SAKE I LOVE YOU
Luna: So I'm kinda cheating on great-uncle to be with you... you know that right.
Flick: o________________O wtf
He still had sex with her though. :|
My game insistently dragged the camera here... WHY DID YOU DO THIS, GAME, EXACTLY NOTHING OF NOTE IS TAKING PLACE HERE AT ALL!!!
So... Turin has slightly lost it.
VERONICA'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... she changed hair AND EYE colour. what.
So here she is, fixed up :p She rolled Family/Romance (lololol A+ combo) with the LTW to be Education Minister.
Let me introduce you to Mr Jake Fuck-You-Everybody-Get-Out-Of-The-Kitchen-While-I-Give-Myself-A-Sponge-Bath.
... this is a bit creepy, Kevin.
Arghhhh FUCK YOU JAKE
Eight human-minutes later, Luna wins. Fuckkkkkk what a waste of time, really.
By the way, this pulled Turin out of his depression pretty fucking fast. I think his attachment to Claudia was kinda shallow, tbh.
ALABAMA CAME BACK JUST TO GROWL AT LUNA. Oi, Alabama, knock it off. Poor girl's fucked up enough already without needing to be alienated BY A DOG.
On the other hand, Alabama, what the fuck. You can't just growl randomly at people and get all upset when they tell you off.
Yeaaaaaaaah. Making slow progress towards that "Max 7 Skills" LTW!
Veronica is a bit vain.
LOL WHAT SEVERUS IS A DANCE INSTRUCTOR ???!!!
Einstein reallyyyyyyyyy wanted to play with the dog.
Undeserved promotions, yay!!!
NO ALABAMA, STOP!!!
Anyway... Luna is also doing her fair share of trying to perk Turin up. Er... perhaps literally. At least a certain part of his anatomy, literally.
Thennnn he went clubbing. See, Turin's had a long-time want to screw 20 sims, and he already had 10 under his belt (lol), and I figured if Kevin can get four in one night... yeah. You get it.
So here's #1. Technically they've already had sex but not PUBLICLY so THERE'S THE KEY DIFFERENCE RIGHT THERE.
Then there was her (Themistoclea Arden... not that you can see much more of her than the back of her head (and aren't you glad you have this picture to tell you whyyyy instead of trying to work it out from the context of my captions lololol))
Then after some failures with women who went home before... well anyway, then there's her. I have no recollection of who she is though oops. Also the fact you can again only see the back of her head doesn't help.
Then Turin tried to chat up Marcella Bellagio and she foisted him off on someone else LOL. But still we obviously said yes.
Uh I forgot her name but she was an NPC.
One I am... not sure I was supposed to be interacting with the way Turin clearly wanted. I mean, she didn't even *show up* in the list of NPCs to be given an ACR token, the way the bartenders and the DJ did :\
Anywayyyyy they were flirting and then Rebecca Leeman threw a tantrum and it's like FUCK YOU TURIN'S LTW DOESN'T INVOLVE 20 SIMULTANEOUS LOVERS ANYWAY SO JUST FUCK OFF
Anyway, the magic of boolprop. I made her selectable and then I made her unselectable and then all the normal interactions (not the ACR ones but oh well) had appeared!
EVEN THIS. HAPPENED WITH NO ACR. FUCK YEAH
...then he did Marianne Antikva. Just, you know, randomly. (I'm pretty sure he's having an even better night out than Kevin did, omg.)
THEN he went home and made out with Bellatrix and Jake told him he was hot and MY GOD TURIN'S LIFE HAS SO LITTLE DEPTH. LIKE EVEN LESS THAN A SIM'S USUALLY DOES, HOLY FUCK.
Jake: Hai doggy :)
Wolf ("Lucky"): *minus*
Veronica is basically the ONLY Sim who STILL autonomously plays with Pluto. Everyone else got over him :(
Then there was a fight in the bathroom
which Luna won
and another one in the kitchen
which Luna won after like EIGHT MOTHERFUCKING SIM HOURS OMG DO YOU YET SEE WHY I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT
SERIOUSLY ONE OF YOU TWO JUST MURDER THE OTHER AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!! There's no jail in Sims anyway, JUST FUCKING DO IT!
Technically there's no murder in Sims either but I'M SURE AT LEAST ONE OF YOU TWO IS CREATIVE, SO GET CREATIVE
And with that happy command, we end!
Credits for Sims~~~
katu_sims for Einstein Dork and Themistoclea Arden
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
sukkamielli for Flick Spicoli
sea_serpent for Mew Scallywag
amaryssobellus for Marcella Bellagio
rainbowflyer for Rebecca Leeman