The Spritas 8.4
Remember when I said the last update started the same way as this one? It actually doesn't. I fail at spoiling things.
Anywayyyy... in this update, ample WooHoo, violence, profanity, swooning, I don't know really. That sorta describes all of them anyway.
Remember that new baby? Well Severus puts it immediately on the floor.
You know why? Because BED-MAKING IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT.
Oh Claudia. You're not even Sloppy.
WHY DO YOU EVEN STOCK THE ALBUM IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO BUY IT??! I think this music store owner has a secret love of bad music... and is trying to hoard it.
Luna: *sigh*
Me: *sigh*
So we hired a maid. But tragically for Kevin's dreams, the maid is male.
FUCK YEAH
Turin, I think your senator's salary is enough to pay your bills. You don't need to try to get them run over...
Can't help but think he won't be a senator much longer though, if this is the way he carries on so indiscreetly with his great-niece!
OR THIS. :|
This, on the other hand, within the secure confines of the Spritas' back yard, is much more favourable to Turin's career prospects.
LOL CLAUDIA.
Yeah I'm not sure how much worse it could get?
oh okay.
bahaha HOW UNEXPECTED. But unlike Bellatrix, Kevin doesn't care about his spouse's infidelity because apparently he isn't a hypocrite :p
UM REALLY?!
~so romantic~*
* The first two times I tried to type this I got "ramontic" which was funny because my Spanish lecturer is named Ramón. Well I thought it was funny, anyway...
What's that you say? Since when did Turin have grey hair? Well...
...SINCE IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY JUST THEN. THAT'S WHEN.
It was also Mac's birthday, yey
except Severus refused to help her grow up because he's mean.
Well and also she pooped herself. But mostly he's mean.
Severus: Ewwwwwwww stinky
A Townie Named Clive: Heyyyyy hot stuff ;D
TOWNIE, NOT THE TIME
I just thought Claudia looked beautiful at this angle, in this picture :)
...less beautiful when poking random visitors, of course :\
BIRTHDAY TAKE TWO
UGH STUPID CHANCE CARD I WANT BIRTHDAY
WHY IS SHE A BLONDE??????!!!!!!!
NO WORRIES, SHE IS ACTUALLY NOT. SHE IS ACTUALLY A VERY ADORABLE BROWN-HAIRED CHILD. Not that I am biased at all as a fellow brunette :')
Another picture ♥
Claudia and Flick still aren't getting along :(
But apparently he would like to be! Ahaha. Try harder man, try harder.
Townie Named Clive: Hey man I am sooooo good~~
Severus: Ugh goddamnit why am I cornered
Clive: I'm a great kisser ;)
Severus: Really? *+*
Severus: Oh look, a way out! *leaves*
Clive: *++*
Oh really?! :D
Luna: I just luuuuuuuurve builders, and their smexy uniforms. Are you a builder? ;)
Flick: Ummmmm well... I came home with your mother who works in the Medicine field... and I'm wearing my paramedic uniform... but I can see how you would make that mistake.
Considering Luna's fucking her great-uncle the SENATOR I don't even know where this builder fetish came from >:\
Clive, who for the record is also not a builder, seemed to react positively to Luna's randomness.
However... THEIR CONVERSATION STALLED when he angrily told her he didn't like soccer. (However I'm also not sure since when Luna's liked soccer??? MAYBE I JUST DON'T PAY ATTENTION.)
But he got much happier when she started (I assume) telling him about some kind of jailhouse fantasy...
So much so that APPARENTLY it gave her a good reputation. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW JAILHOUSE FANTASY = GOOD REPUTATION but I guess this is the wonderful nonjudgemental land of Sims so w/e.
Oi Kevin, thta's not the way to guarantee yourself a good inheritance!
:|
There's nothing more to say to this picture, really.
I know I make Claudia out to be a batshit argumentative old lady BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY IS, but she actually does have her soft spots. Playing peek-a-boo with her great-great-nephews and -nieces is one of them.
Bahaha Jake is cute ♥
So are him and Severus together! omg if I were a shipping person I would totally ship these two :') Best would be that I have the ultimate power to keep these two together, because it's my game.
On the other hand I'm not sure how I feel about these two. Clearly I don't hate them enough to break them up, but it's a bit... uh yeah... and also it amuses me that THEY CAN NEVER FUCK IN ANY BED THEY ACTUALLY OWN, LIKE TURIN'S. Case in point: this is Antonia and Einstein's bed... :\
birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Et voilà, Logan. Still a clone of Veronica.
DEAR EINSTEIN: GET OVER IT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "IT" IS IN YOUR CASE BUT PLEASE TO BE GETTING OVER IT IMMEDIATELY.
huyeuyenhuychnykbhw-bykhufqykunire *brain asplode*
You should know by now what a sucker I am for classic dancing.
I am pretty sure this is the ONLY romantic thing Einstein's done in Sim-years. It made me proud :') Even if he scowls at Kevin and Bellatrix for no reason.
By the way, you know all the times I make fun of Claudia for crushing so hard on her great-nephew Severus? For the record, it is NOT like she swooned over him ONCE and I never got over it. She swoons over him ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
For some reason Severus became suddenly obsessed with buying curtains... :\
lololololol this late in life?? Einstein's sure been keeping a low profile.
TODDLER DANCING!!!!! ILU Mac ♥
Veronica: READ, grandfather? READ??! ARE YOU SERIOUS? What kind of loser READS??
Apparently Jake and Einstein are hating on each other now. Don't ask me.
Luna: *SLAP*
Luna hates on Jake too, though. Lest we forget.
And this is when I decided that loading the game while slightly drunk was a good idea. So I wrote the Spritas this bio, but luckily, I got distracted by something and didn't really let the game PLAY until I'd got a bit less drunk...
When I did play it, Jake and Luna were still being violent towards each other and then this happened. YAY.
hruetunhetnreiukh what
OH NO HE GENUINELY IS STARVING, SORRY PLUTO :((
Pluto: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yeah well I TOLD Einstein to feed you... I realise he didn't but I tried!
Yep, Luna won the fight again. How surprising.
Jake: >:[
Luna: >:D
The enddddd finally, yay! Credits for Sims:
katu_sims for Einstein Dork
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
sukkamielli for Flick Spicoli
rhiannon_alexis for Clive
Anywayyyy... in this update, ample WooHoo, violence, profanity, swooning, I don't know really. That sorta describes all of them anyway.
Remember that new baby? Well Severus puts it immediately on the floor.
You know why? Because BED-MAKING IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT.
Oh Claudia. You're not even Sloppy.
WHY DO YOU EVEN STOCK THE ALBUM IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO BUY IT??! I think this music store owner has a secret love of bad music... and is trying to hoard it.
Luna: *sigh*
Me: *sigh*
So we hired a maid. But tragically for Kevin's dreams, the maid is male.
FUCK YEAH
Turin, I think your senator's salary is enough to pay your bills. You don't need to try to get them run over...
Can't help but think he won't be a senator much longer though, if this is the way he carries on so indiscreetly with his great-niece!
OR THIS. :|
This, on the other hand, within the secure confines of the Spritas' back yard, is much more favourable to Turin's career prospects.
LOL CLAUDIA.
Yeah I'm not sure how much worse it could get?
oh okay.
bahaha HOW UNEXPECTED. But unlike Bellatrix, Kevin doesn't care about his spouse's infidelity because apparently he isn't a hypocrite :p
UM REALLY?!
~so romantic~*
* The first two times I tried to type this I got "ramontic" which was funny because my Spanish lecturer is named Ramón. Well I thought it was funny, anyway...
What's that you say? Since when did Turin have grey hair? Well...
...SINCE IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY JUST THEN. THAT'S WHEN.
It was also Mac's birthday, yey
except Severus refused to help her grow up because he's mean.
Well and also she pooped herself. But mostly he's mean.
Severus: Ewwwwwwww stinky
A Townie Named Clive: Heyyyyy hot stuff ;D
TOWNIE, NOT THE TIME
I just thought Claudia looked beautiful at this angle, in this picture :)
...less beautiful when poking random visitors, of course :\
BIRTHDAY TAKE TWO
UGH STUPID CHANCE CARD I WANT BIRTHDAY
WHY IS SHE A BLONDE??????!!!!!!!
NO WORRIES, SHE IS ACTUALLY NOT. SHE IS ACTUALLY A VERY ADORABLE BROWN-HAIRED CHILD. Not that I am biased at all as a fellow brunette :')
Another picture ♥
Claudia and Flick still aren't getting along :(
But apparently he would like to be! Ahaha. Try harder man, try harder.
Townie Named Clive: Hey man I am sooooo good~~
Severus: Ugh goddamnit why am I cornered
Clive: I'm a great kisser ;)
Severus: Really? *+*
Severus: Oh look, a way out! *leaves*
Clive: *++*
Oh really?! :D
Luna: I just luuuuuuuurve builders, and their smexy uniforms. Are you a builder? ;)
Flick: Ummmmm well... I came home with your mother who works in the Medicine field... and I'm wearing my paramedic uniform... but I can see how you would make that mistake.
Considering Luna's fucking her great-uncle the SENATOR I don't even know where this builder fetish came from >:\
Clive, who for the record is also not a builder, seemed to react positively to Luna's randomness.
However... THEIR CONVERSATION STALLED when he angrily told her he didn't like soccer. (However I'm also not sure since when Luna's liked soccer??? MAYBE I JUST DON'T PAY ATTENTION.)
But he got much happier when she started (I assume) telling him about some kind of jailhouse fantasy...
So much so that APPARENTLY it gave her a good reputation. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW JAILHOUSE FANTASY = GOOD REPUTATION but I guess this is the wonderful nonjudgemental land of Sims so w/e.
Oi Kevin, thta's not the way to guarantee yourself a good inheritance!
:|
There's nothing more to say to this picture, really.
I know I make Claudia out to be a batshit argumentative old lady BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY IS, but she actually does have her soft spots. Playing peek-a-boo with her great-great-nephews and -nieces is one of them.
Bahaha Jake is cute ♥
So are him and Severus together! omg if I were a shipping person I would totally ship these two :') Best would be that I have the ultimate power to keep these two together, because it's my game.
On the other hand I'm not sure how I feel about these two. Clearly I don't hate them enough to break them up, but it's a bit... uh yeah... and also it amuses me that THEY CAN NEVER FUCK IN ANY BED THEY ACTUALLY OWN, LIKE TURIN'S. Case in point: this is Antonia and Einstein's bed... :\
birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Et voilà, Logan. Still a clone of Veronica.
DEAR EINSTEIN: GET OVER IT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "IT" IS IN YOUR CASE BUT PLEASE TO BE GETTING OVER IT IMMEDIATELY.
huyeuyenhuychnykbhw-bykhufqykunire *brain asplode*
You should know by now what a sucker I am for classic dancing.
I am pretty sure this is the ONLY romantic thing Einstein's done in Sim-years. It made me proud :') Even if he scowls at Kevin and Bellatrix for no reason.
By the way, you know all the times I make fun of Claudia for crushing so hard on her great-nephew Severus? For the record, it is NOT like she swooned over him ONCE and I never got over it. She swoons over him ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
For some reason Severus became suddenly obsessed with buying curtains... :\
lololololol this late in life?? Einstein's sure been keeping a low profile.
TODDLER DANCING!!!!! ILU Mac ♥
Veronica: READ, grandfather? READ??! ARE YOU SERIOUS? What kind of loser READS??
Apparently Jake and Einstein are hating on each other now. Don't ask me.
Luna: *SLAP*
Luna hates on Jake too, though. Lest we forget.
And this is when I decided that loading the game while slightly drunk was a good idea. So I wrote the Spritas this bio, but luckily, I got distracted by something and didn't really let the game PLAY until I'd got a bit less drunk...
When I did play it, Jake and Luna were still being violent towards each other and then this happened. YAY.
hruetunhetnreiukh what
OH NO HE GENUINELY IS STARVING, SORRY PLUTO :((
Pluto: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yeah well I TOLD Einstein to feed you... I realise he didn't but I tried!
Yep, Luna won the fight again. How surprising.
Jake: >:[
Luna: >:D
The enddddd finally, yay! Credits for Sims:
katu_sims for Einstein Dork
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
sukkamielli for Flick Spicoli
rhiannon_alexis for Clive