The Spritas 7.1
Random announcements first: tomorrow marks the first anniversary of the posting of the first Spritas update!
Adric Sprita (alien child from generation two) mysteriously invited himself into the house. He still has that lovely sunstroke from all those Sim-decades ago.
He soon makes his intentions clear... ANTONIA! Because everyone loves Antonia.
So after a little flirting...
...they disappear off to bed. Although I'm sure it took longer than these pictures make out :\
And just as they finish, Antonia's partner Einstein returns from another fulfilling day in the military. Which did make me think, just how courageous does Adric have to be to pursue her? I mean, unless he knows Einstein's not the kind of guy who'd make use of military equipment to get back at him not least because you can't do that in Sims games
As a promiscuous Pleasure Sim, Antonia got a slightly more appropriate look. :P The prim and proper pink thing with bows hadn't actually been my idea; she aged into it and I was too lazy to change her. Well, now I stopped being lazy! Look!
Therese is the worst at looking after ickle Severus :@ She kept moving him from his baby blanket to the middle of the kitchen floor and dumping him there. Is she trying to tell me something?
It's ickle Severus' birthday! :P
With that bald head he's sure rocking the otherworldly look. But still very cute.
Adric: Antonia, I am so awesome
Adric: because once upon a time, I lived in a house!
Antonia: Hey, that IS pretty awesome
Adric: AND THEN IT GOT BURGLED
Ahem, worst picture of all time... but the point is, Bellatrix and Turin fell in crush! (and Bellatrix thinks she may be pregnant)
This means, of course, that she IS pregnant, since there are no such things as pregnancy scares in the Sims.
Oh would you look at that, Severus grew some hair.
Wow, it's clearly generation two nostalgia week here at the Spritas' place :\ Anyway, Kevin is heartfarting over his some-number-of-greats-aunt Zoe.
Flirtingggggg how exciting
But don't feel bad for Bellatrix for being cheated on, because AS YOU CAN SEE she is making out with Turin over here in the graveyard :|
Classic dancing!
Then, uh, bed.
Even though she was JUST snogging Turin, Bellatrix somehow feels betrayed
Kevin: EXCUSE ME! I was under the impression that this was an OPEN MARRIAGE?!
Zoe: :D
Zoe: I'm so sorryyyyy I didn't mean to sleep with him... I just... uh, fell on the bed... and then my pants fell off... and, uh... well you know how it is, right?!
Bellatrix: Oh, okay, consider yourself forgiven then.
Zoe *thinking*: ...uh, seriously?
Meanwhile:
Kevin: Boohoohoo, my wife hit me. Domestic abuse! *sobsob*
:\
You two really suck at the whole "keeping your illicit love a secret" thing.
Zoe: So Kevin, that WooHoo we just had was really something, know what I mean? ;)
Bellatrix: :(
MOAR shitty graphics, but I remembered the "Smooth Talk" aspiration thingy from FreeTime. Kevin and Bellatrix's relationship is saved! -_-;
...but apparently not Severus' relationship with his dad (or Zoe). Damn :|
Reconciliatory WooHoo! Hooray!
*POP*
Yeah, that's yesterday's conception. Not today's.
Bellatrix is taking her pregnancy really, really badly. And now, by passing out, her aspiration points have plummeted.
Bellatrix: What's that? How do we prevent ourselves from pissing our pants?
Bellatrix: I KNOW THE ANSWER, PROFESSOR VON BALL! Pick me, pick me!
Bellatrix: NOT GETTING PREGNANT!
Bellatrix: Aw, that's not the answer? :[
Since Kevin's LTW is 20 Simultaneous Lovers, we have to get a move on >:|
This is Mew Scallywag (sea_serpent).
Unfortunately they actually have negative chemistry, so this shot is really false hope.
But OF COURSE she has chemistry with Turin, because everyone in this entire goddamn neighbourhood has chemistry with Turin. IDGI.
Turin is better at Kevin's LTW than Kevin is :<
This made me sad. WTF am I supposed to do, steal him from the orphanage?
These two are firmly back on good terms :D
Severus' birthday!
Severus the child!
dheuykaiemkyurekmy ghosts that's not how you celebrate a birthday
Julia: THAT'S HOW I'LL CELEBRATE EVERY BIRTHDAY UNTIL I GET MY COUCH BACK
I like that Claudia got the mop out before Turin had even finished pissing himself. This is a household used to dealing with ghosts.
Bellatrix started rubbing her own belly immediately after pop #2 :3
More adorable classic dancing! :)
According to his reputation, Kevin is a "Sociable Celebrity". This means townies applaud him if he happens to be standing outside while they walk past his house.
He may be back on good terms with Bellatrix, but he's still a Romance Sim with a 20 Simultaneous Lovers LTW. Sooo, this is Chloe Beachwee (from beachwee funnily enough).
Kevin: Here, a rose!
Chloe: A ROSE! :D
Yusss. 2 lovers down, 18 to go~
But not before some sexytimes in the wardrobe ;)
Well... actually it was three successive rounds of sexytimes... but I figured I could spare you all the pictures.
She's very pretty, but sadly for her, she fell in love so fast that Kevin probably won't need to see her again :S I love how the BFF thing stops relationship decay almost entirely; it's a big help for this LTW.
Antonia came home from work and died. Good job.
Passing Townie: Daaaamn, that dead woman is hot. Someone want to tell me where she'll be buried? I'd dig her up any day ;D
Turin, Bellatrix - THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE FOR SWOONING. When the Grim Reaper is standing between you to take someone's life away is not it.
Claudia: Pow, pow! I can take this Grim Reaper on~
And she did, so yay, Antonia's not dead after all :P
Severus: How am I supposed to do my homework? There's a CHAIR in my way!
Turin grabs Bellatrix' arse and they fall in love. Meanwhile Kevin scowls. Happy loving families~
Dammit, I hate it when the ghosts work out how to get inside! GTFO, Cedric :(
Cedric: YAY YOU KEPT MY BED :D
Me: Uhhhh... no I didn't? That's a new bed!
Time to meet the new babby!
Therese: Curses! Not another one!
Me: Yes, another one :/
Meet Draco. Even though I DID roll the randomiser in create-a-sim like 12 times before birth, he is STILL a clone of Severus. Well... not entirely. His personality is different, but their genetics are all the same, down to which genes are dominant and which aren't :\
Weirdness! I told Bellatrix to "Try for Baby with Kevin" in the wardrobe, but she just stood there quivering while Kevin, blissfully unaware, kept doing other things and did not join her. Then there was a baby jingle. So she's pregnant but there wasn't any actual WooHoo involved o_O
Bellatrix: Mm, I love my mysteriously fertilising eggs
Then they DID WooHoo, properly, but she was already pregnant.
Bellatrix: I think I'm pregnant... but how can this be?! I'm SURE we used a condom!
Me: Well... you know that time you were staring into the wardrobe mirror...
Bellatrix: I hate being cheated on
Kevin: Shut up, at least I'm cleaning up after you
Apparently Antonia doesn't think much of Claudia's dancing abilities :[
Kevin found this lovely young woman strolling along his footpath... her name's Anne something, I think it's Anne Keegan. And she's an AL townie, in case the costume didn't give it away.
Annnnnd she will be Kevin's next conquest ;)
If he doesn't get them run over and killed by a car, that is. :|
Well, they narrowly avoided that one!
...
Ultimately they decided to partake in safer activities!
Bellatrix got promoted at her first day of work since forever. She's a Chief of Staff, so top of the career track! Yay!
Draco's birthday!
Cute, but eerily identical to Severus :P
And that's the end for today!
Sim credits:
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
katu_sims for Einstein Dork
...plus those I credited in-text!
Adric Sprita (alien child from generation two) mysteriously invited himself into the house. He still has that lovely sunstroke from all those Sim-decades ago.
He soon makes his intentions clear... ANTONIA! Because everyone loves Antonia.
So after a little flirting...
...they disappear off to bed. Although I'm sure it took longer than these pictures make out :\
And just as they finish, Antonia's partner Einstein returns from another fulfilling day in the military. Which did make me think, just how courageous does Adric have to be to pursue her? I mean, unless he knows Einstein's not the kind of guy who'd make use of military equipment to get back at him not least because you can't do that in Sims games
As a promiscuous Pleasure Sim, Antonia got a slightly more appropriate look. :P The prim and proper pink thing with bows hadn't actually been my idea; she aged into it and I was too lazy to change her. Well, now I stopped being lazy! Look!
Therese is the worst at looking after ickle Severus :@ She kept moving him from his baby blanket to the middle of the kitchen floor and dumping him there. Is she trying to tell me something?
It's ickle Severus' birthday! :P
With that bald head he's sure rocking the otherworldly look. But still very cute.
Adric: Antonia, I am so awesome
Adric: because once upon a time, I lived in a house!
Antonia: Hey, that IS pretty awesome
Adric: AND THEN IT GOT BURGLED
Ahem, worst picture of all time... but the point is, Bellatrix and Turin fell in crush! (and Bellatrix thinks she may be pregnant)
This means, of course, that she IS pregnant, since there are no such things as pregnancy scares in the Sims.
Oh would you look at that, Severus grew some hair.
Wow, it's clearly generation two nostalgia week here at the Spritas' place :\ Anyway, Kevin is heartfarting over his some-number-of-greats-aunt Zoe.
Flirtingggggg how exciting
But don't feel bad for Bellatrix for being cheated on, because AS YOU CAN SEE she is making out with Turin over here in the graveyard :|
Classic dancing!
Then, uh, bed.
Even though she was JUST snogging Turin, Bellatrix somehow feels betrayed
Kevin: EXCUSE ME! I was under the impression that this was an OPEN MARRIAGE?!
Zoe: :D
Zoe: I'm so sorryyyyy I didn't mean to sleep with him... I just... uh, fell on the bed... and then my pants fell off... and, uh... well you know how it is, right?!
Bellatrix: Oh, okay, consider yourself forgiven then.
Zoe *thinking*: ...uh, seriously?
Meanwhile:
Kevin: Boohoohoo, my wife hit me. Domestic abuse! *sobsob*
:\
You two really suck at the whole "keeping your illicit love a secret" thing.
Zoe: So Kevin, that WooHoo we just had was really something, know what I mean? ;)
Bellatrix: :(
MOAR shitty graphics, but I remembered the "Smooth Talk" aspiration thingy from FreeTime. Kevin and Bellatrix's relationship is saved! -_-;
...but apparently not Severus' relationship with his dad (or Zoe). Damn :|
Reconciliatory WooHoo! Hooray!
*POP*
Yeah, that's yesterday's conception. Not today's.
Bellatrix is taking her pregnancy really, really badly. And now, by passing out, her aspiration points have plummeted.
Bellatrix: What's that? How do we prevent ourselves from pissing our pants?
Bellatrix: I KNOW THE ANSWER, PROFESSOR VON BALL! Pick me, pick me!
Bellatrix: NOT GETTING PREGNANT!
Bellatrix: Aw, that's not the answer? :[
Since Kevin's LTW is 20 Simultaneous Lovers, we have to get a move on >:|
This is Mew Scallywag (sea_serpent).
Unfortunately they actually have negative chemistry, so this shot is really false hope.
But OF COURSE she has chemistry with Turin, because everyone in this entire goddamn neighbourhood has chemistry with Turin. IDGI.
Turin is better at Kevin's LTW than Kevin is :<
This made me sad. WTF am I supposed to do, steal him from the orphanage?
These two are firmly back on good terms :D
Severus' birthday!
Severus the child!
dheuykaiemkyurekmy ghosts that's not how you celebrate a birthday
Julia: THAT'S HOW I'LL CELEBRATE EVERY BIRTHDAY UNTIL I GET MY COUCH BACK
I like that Claudia got the mop out before Turin had even finished pissing himself. This is a household used to dealing with ghosts.
Bellatrix started rubbing her own belly immediately after pop #2 :3
More adorable classic dancing! :)
According to his reputation, Kevin is a "Sociable Celebrity". This means townies applaud him if he happens to be standing outside while they walk past his house.
He may be back on good terms with Bellatrix, but he's still a Romance Sim with a 20 Simultaneous Lovers LTW. Sooo, this is Chloe Beachwee (from beachwee funnily enough).
Kevin: Here, a rose!
Chloe: A ROSE! :D
Yusss. 2 lovers down, 18 to go~
But not before some sexytimes in the wardrobe ;)
Well... actually it was three successive rounds of sexytimes... but I figured I could spare you all the pictures.
She's very pretty, but sadly for her, she fell in love so fast that Kevin probably won't need to see her again :S I love how the BFF thing stops relationship decay almost entirely; it's a big help for this LTW.
Antonia came home from work and died. Good job.
Passing Townie: Daaaamn, that dead woman is hot. Someone want to tell me where she'll be buried? I'd dig her up any day ;D
Turin, Bellatrix - THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE FOR SWOONING. When the Grim Reaper is standing between you to take someone's life away is not it.
Claudia: Pow, pow! I can take this Grim Reaper on~
And she did, so yay, Antonia's not dead after all :P
Severus: How am I supposed to do my homework? There's a CHAIR in my way!
Turin grabs Bellatrix' arse and they fall in love. Meanwhile Kevin scowls. Happy loving families~
Dammit, I hate it when the ghosts work out how to get inside! GTFO, Cedric :(
Cedric: YAY YOU KEPT MY BED :D
Me: Uhhhh... no I didn't? That's a new bed!
Time to meet the new babby!
Therese: Curses! Not another one!
Me: Yes, another one :/
Meet Draco. Even though I DID roll the randomiser in create-a-sim like 12 times before birth, he is STILL a clone of Severus. Well... not entirely. His personality is different, but their genetics are all the same, down to which genes are dominant and which aren't :\
Weirdness! I told Bellatrix to "Try for Baby with Kevin" in the wardrobe, but she just stood there quivering while Kevin, blissfully unaware, kept doing other things and did not join her. Then there was a baby jingle. So she's pregnant but there wasn't any actual WooHoo involved o_O
Bellatrix: Mm, I love my mysteriously fertilising eggs
Then they DID WooHoo, properly, but she was already pregnant.
Bellatrix: I think I'm pregnant... but how can this be?! I'm SURE we used a condom!
Me: Well... you know that time you were staring into the wardrobe mirror...
Bellatrix: I hate being cheated on
Kevin: Shut up, at least I'm cleaning up after you
Apparently Antonia doesn't think much of Claudia's dancing abilities :[
Kevin found this lovely young woman strolling along his footpath... her name's Anne something, I think it's Anne Keegan. And she's an AL townie, in case the costume didn't give it away.
Annnnnd she will be Kevin's next conquest ;)
If he doesn't get them run over and killed by a car, that is. :|
Well, they narrowly avoided that one!
...
Ultimately they decided to partake in safer activities!
Bellatrix got promoted at her first day of work since forever. She's a Chief of Staff, so top of the career track! Yay!
Draco's birthday!
Cute, but eerily identical to Severus :P
And that's the end for today!
Sim credits:
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest
simgaroop for Turin Grunt-Summerdream
katu_sims for Einstein Dork
...plus those I credited in-text!