The Spritas 6.5
Turin still thinks Antonia is really hot and spends half his time heartfarting over her. I don't think that's much consolation seeing as his rejection of her destroyed her relationship with her fiancé, but OH WELL.
See this? A destroyed relationship! Thanks again, Turin.
Turin: no probs :]
I am imagining a lot of unresolved sexual tension in this graveyard game of catch.
Oh sure, just gossip about Vladimir right in front of his face :/
Claudia: You know my son has a D average at school? I am very disappointed in him.
Vladimir: Hi.
Therese: Disappointed!! You know what you SHOULD be doing? You should be grinding him to pulp for daring not to do his homework!
Claudia: Don't criticise my parenting D< I am not an abusive mother!
Vladimir: Thanks mum :]
Kevin: Hmm, I am hungry. I'll go bug my grandma, I'm sure that'll help~
Kevin: FUCK YOU MUM, GET OFF THE PHONE AND GIMME SOME FOOD >:(
I did not actually know there was an autonomous "Nag" interaction. This is it.
Kevin: WHY IS THERE NO SOFT DRINK IN THIS HOUSE?? I demand soft drink!
Antonia: Psh! *ignores*
Kevin: And why don't you ever do anything about the ghost problem? I HATE THOSE GHOSTS. Do something!
Antonia: Are you kidding me? :/
Kevin: Those things leap out of nowhere and make me contort really weirdly trying to escape them! I'M GOING TO BREAK A BONE!
Antonia: Like I care about your bones
Kevin: AND WHY IS MY LIFE SO BEREFT OF MUSIC???
Antonia: bye bye *minus minus*
Kevin: HUNGRY!
Me: Then go eat some food before the ghosts get you. You'll die if they get you before then!
Way to completely ignore me, Kevin...
Kevin: C'mon ghosts, you just TRY to get me! I DARE YOU.
They got him.
He died.
Antonia: Pleeeeease spare him, Mr Grim Reaper sir
Vladimir: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Grim Reaper: OK choose a hand
Vladimir: AAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S A GHOST
Kevin's life is saved!
Did you notice a kicked-over, stinking rubbish bin a few shots up? OK, well, to celebrate Kevin's salvation from premature death, it gave everyone roach flu. Yay.
Claudia: ewwwwwwwww roaches *stomp stomp* *gets the flu*
Why do you guys think this is a good idea?
Vladimir: SHIT ANOTHER GHOST
His hunger was bordering on empty by this point, so I ordered him to go inside and eat.
Donna: MWAHAHAHAHA
Vladimir: FUCK SOMEONE HELP ME
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! Child services!
Social Worker: You are a BAD PARENT
Antonia: but it was actually the ghosts that --
Social Worker: SILENCE!!!
Kevin: FUCK YOU EPONINE. You're getting my cousin taken away!
Turin: Daaaaaamn that Antonia is fine ;D
Priorities, Turin! Your son's getting taken away, and all you can think about is how hot Antonia is??
Social Worker: You are also a BAD PARENT
Turin: ...can't concentrate... Antonia too hot...
Eponine to Antonia: BOO
Donna to Kevin: BOO
Kevin: *dies*
OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. Damn ghosts, you can't take all my heirs away from me in one night!
Luckily Antonia saved his life again. Luckily.
Social Worker: baibai guise, have fun without your young ones!
Turin finally extricated himself from thoughts of Antonia long enough to realise that HOLY CRAP, HIS KIDS JUST GOT PLACED IN STATE CARE
Eponine: Nyah-nyah!
Kevin: fuck not another one *-1,500*
Kevin: *is dead*
Antonia: *has passed out*
Claudia: *is bawling her eyes out*
Grim Reaper: *is steadily approaching*
Turin: IDGI?????
Antonia woke up long enough to save Kevin's life... again.
Eponine: FUCK YOU, I WANTED HIM TO DIE! Death death death and destruction, slaughter killing and madness, DEATH!
Antonia: AAAAAAAAAH
Then Antonia died.
Kevin: Fuck that Eponine is a bitchface!
Me: I agree. Zero nice points, you suck!
Claudia: Pleeeeeeeease spare her! It wouldn't be fair if she died, she's been doing so much life-saving today!
She won!
Antonia: Thanks so much for saving my life! Here, have a hug~
Claudia: Nooooooo. Just because I saved your life, and we're sisters, and have a 100/100 relationship, does not mean you get to hug me.
AT LONG LAST day breaks, and the only reminder left of the night before is the ongoing spectre of roach flu.
Luckily the exterminator is here to solve the problem!
Exterminator: ewwwwwwwwwww roaches
Me: STFU and get spraying
Oh, and Claudia's mental instability has also taken a turn for the worse.
Then it was Kevin's birthday! Yay!
Hot. But JUST WAIT FOR THIS PICSPAM:
He reads while walking!
And how cute is he here? :O
/end of picspam
However, I'm not the one who gets to be with Kevin and his hotness. That honour goes to Bellatrix Forest (simsforaranya), his girlfriend from teenhood :D
She moves in and gets a sweet makeover :D IIRC her aspiration(s) is/are Knowledge/Romance, and in my game her LTW is to Max 7 Skills :3
She then goes and GAINS aspiration points for mopping a puddle of pee o_O O... kay...
AHAHAHAHAHA in this house I would REALLY recommend NOT revealing that you want that. Those ghosts'd be more than happy to oblige D:
Then they make babies.
GOOD JOB, EINSTEIN.
...the best part is, Einstein isn't even some kind of ironic insult. It's his name! hahaha
Einstein: HALPS I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE WHILE MAKING TOASTER PASTRIES BECAUSE I R SMRT AND WHAT DO I DO NOW?
And our firewoman today... is... already dead... you know, I wouldn't be encouraged if my fireperson was a walking, reanimated corpse. I mean, what would they have to lose? They wouldn't have the incentive of survival that a real fireman would have.
But, she does her job. So I guess that's okay then.
Antonia: remember that day I saved my son from death three times man that was a good day
Claudia: I lost my son on that day -_-
Kevin is in quarantine until he can get over this damn flu. IIRC the people who had it at this point were Kevin and Einstein, the latter of which infected Antonia before I could quarantine him. -_-
Claudia: Hey Mr Cup. Would you like to tell me who's the most popular girl in town?
Claudia: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Claudia: OMFG you are such a meanie *poke poke poke* Take that!
Therese's birthday!
Here she is as a pretty good-looking elder.
Heyyyy, Zeke Rose finally lost his crufty, singed hairstyle, face makeup and clothes. Only took, what, a Sim-century?
I made the mistake of zooming in close while he re-enacted his death. He looks like he's in agony! O_O
WHY DO YOU GUYS DO THIS. There are ghosts out there. Do you want to die?
Babies are on their way! :D
Bellatrix: You mean it? Babies? :D
Bellatrix proposes engagement to her beloved~
Kevin: Of course I will marry you!
Bellatrix: eeee :}
Kevin: oh wait... fuck
Bellatrix: I will close my eyes and pretend I don't see that negative engagement memory floating above your head
Turin, you homewrecker.
Turin: hey baby YOU ARE HOT ;D
Pop #2!
Bellatrix: hey, call me ;)
Bellatrix: You know, I think I want a natural birth. No doctors!
Therese: WHAT. ARE YOU JEOPARDISING THE LIFE OF MY GREAT-GRANDCHILD
They got married so the kids can have the surname Sprita, not Forest.
Turin: Sorry, whoever it is I'm talking to, I can't concentrate on a word you're saying, because I have this beautiful lady beside me...
Antonia: :|
Therese got abducted by aliens :|
In the last stages of pregnancy, Bellatrix starts sleepwalking, which is just great
then she goes into sleeplabour, which is even greater
Je vous présente Severus! I was struggling really hard to think of a naming theme, and eventually went with Harry Potter. Generation seven!
Then Therese came home from her holiday fun camp with the aliens. Unless... it wasn't so fun... :O
Honestly though, you'd think that a Romance Sim would actually find it pretty exciting up there with the aliens. Especially since her sub-aspiration is Knowledge. Just saying...!
That's all for now. Hope you enjoyed reading!
Credit for Sims where not credited in-text:
Einstein Dork is from katu_sims
Turin Grunt-Summerdream is from simgaroop
Zeke Rose (the ghost) is from simmericangirl