The Spritas 6.4
My exams and secondary school education are now over, so hopefully updates can be a little more frequent now. :] Or, you know, when NaNoWriMo ceases to be a pressing concern... xD
Mew Scallywag (sea_serpent) accompanied Turin home from work.
UNFORTUNATELY, she takes offence at Turin's hatred of the night.
Mew: You don't like nighttime?? HOW THE HELL CAN YOU NOT LIKE NIGHTTIME?
She gets past this objection to "Network".
She works in a discount home furnishings warehouse AND in Congress? Isn't that illegal or something? What if she engages in corruption??
WHAT?!?! Einstein, you're not even a Romance Sim!!! Why are you sleeping with your fiancée's mother???
Therese and Jordan Stone are making out when, randomly, Maya Piper (dothesmustle) bursts into the house! :S Remember I said last time that Jordan's LTW was 20 Simultaneous Lovers? Well. Maya was one of them.
She stakes her claim on Jordan while Therese, literally, looks the other way.
Therese: Hmm, am I hotter than Maya? WHY YES I AM!
Hmm, vain Sims. Don't you realise that Jordan has enough, er, energy for all of you?
It's Vladimir's birthday!
:O SO CUTE
OK I give up. I have no idea what's going on here.
Damnit Eponine. Out again?
Donna: HELP! Why did I jump out of my mother's grave instead of mine?? Don't I know where to rest during the day???
Donna: By the way, DOWN WITH EINSTEIN
Me: ...
Donna: HE IS A BLIGHT UPON THIS FAMILY
I remember thinking as I took this picture, "Wouldn't it be funny if he got abducted?" Ha. Ha.
BECAUSE HE WAS.
Claudia got scared by a ghost (I think it was Eponine).
Donna: DAMNIT I HATE THAT EINSTEIN GUY
Einstein: Hi guys! :D
Jordan apparently thinks the grumpy ghost is hot.
... the grumpy ghost feels the same way about him? Well good luck pursuing your relationship, guys :/
I couldn't be bothered thinking of captions for all the ghost-scarings that happened that night... SO HAVE A LOVELY MONTAGE! :D (Except I actually forgot one...) The Spritas (and Mew) only have themselves to blame, though. THEY were the ones so determined to go outside.
In more important news, TURIN RETURNS!
Splat. Baby jingle. Etc..
Turin: Now I've spent time with those aliens, I realise my girlfriend's sister is HOTTT! ;D
This is the first time any of my Sims have received a "Good Date" letter! They never have good dates. They're always OK, Great or Dream.
Bellatrix Forest (simsforaranya) was walking past the house, so I got Kevin to go outside and greet her.
Oh and flirt ;) They only have one bolt though :(
So, tonight we have Julia's vengeful ghost!
And a penguin!
GHOSTS CAN SCARE THE PENGUIN??????
Penguin: So, about that plan to storm the White House...
Yeah, he was unfazed.
Julia: Why the hell didn't it think I was scary?! Stupid penguin!
POP!
And awwwwww :3
Yeah yeah Jamie (generation two spare), EVERYONE thinks she's hot, it seems.
Ahhh Vladimir, you and your good snowmen. Niceness isn't the Sprita way!
Oh Cuon, why so angry? You were such a kind man in life.
GRAVEYARD GAME TIME again! But this time it's night, so you know exciting fun hijinks are going to ensue!
The child? Of all the people in the graveyard to scare, you choose THE CHILD?
TWICE???
I hope you've lost that goody-two-shoes reputation of yours. You deserve to have lost it.
Cuon: Muahaha! Cruelty is so fun!
Me: >:|
Vladimir was so drained of energy that he passed out.
Which led to this traffic jam.
Which led to Claudia passing out because somehow she couldn't reach her bed.
Kevin: Hi, Auntie Claudia!
Kevin: OH WAIT YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS LOLOLOLOLOL
Vladimir hasn't finished any homework so far because he keeps deeming homework to be too unfun to do and cancels out the action. AMAZINGLY ENOUGH, he was rewarded with a D+. He didn't like that very much.
Kevin dated and obtained his first kiss from Bellatrix :D and they went up to two bolts JSYK
OK I must admit, I still squee over the cuteness of the Classic Dance.
Therese: And now I will help you with your homework!
Vladimir: Eh, I don't think so. There's no point doing it anyway; I'm already a D student.
I want you to make careful note of this. EINSTEIN IS VERY MUCH RECEPTIVE TO THERESE'S ADVANCES. Why? You'll see.
Bellatrix gave us a pinball machine! Yay! Now where to put it...
On the back porch is where I ended up putting it. Of course, Vladimir ditched his homework RIGHT AWAY to play with the new contraption. That kid's going to be a winner, I can tell already.
Of course, Turin chooses the tiniest bathroom in the whole house to give birth in.
This is Jintao! After Hu Jintao, President of the People's Republic of China.
No real caption for this; this is just Antonia kissing a man who is not her fiancé, Jordan Stone.
And this is her flirting with her sister's boyfriend, Turin. He was heartfarting all over her all over the place, so, well... :/
Meanwhile, Therese falls in love with Jordan, because he's a playa ;)
Jintao is turning one!
SOCUTE yet so ineligible for heir...
Bellatrix invited Kevin on a date downtown, and I guess I was feeling generous because for once I actually clicked "Yes". My graphics weren't as bad as I've become accustomed to on community lots, either!
Of course, they make out in the entrance area of the pub.
It turned into a bit of a "Spot-the-Sprita" night. This is Zoe, and I also saw Jamie, Marius, Fantine, Cosette, plus a couple of spares' spouses.
Abby Bucknor the Atrociously Evil Witch: LOLOLOL I'M SUCH A BADASS I CRACK MYSELF UP
Marius: Oh no an evil witch :(
Kevin rushes over to introduce himself, of course :P (yes, temporarily abandoning Bellatrix in the process)
Kevin: Hmmm, I wonder where Bellatrix went. She wouldn't be cross that I ditched her to make acquaintances with that evil witch, would she?
Apparently not!
Bellatrix: Hey, Kevin, meet my... er, nephew... Dale!
Dale: Eheheheheheheh >:D
I don't know what evil plan he had, and I wasn't going to ask.
The date ended and Kevin immediately jumped in the hot tub with two adult women - Mew Scallywag (again; sea_serpent) and Hillary Spicoli (sukkamielli at sukka_sims). The three of them bonded over their mutual love for algebra, trigonometry and the stock market :|
Oh, and rockets. As you can see Kevin stayed out all night.
Then Kevin met one of beachwee's Sims, but I somehow forgot her name :| All beachwee's Sims have the surname Beachwee in my game, so I'll call her Miss Beachwee~
Kevin: in my youth I watched a lot of TV
Kevin: so one day I realised my vision had gone bad :(((((((
Kevin: and the eye-doctor told me to look at this chart but I couldn't see what any of the letters said!
Kevin: so I hit him with a spatula :)
Miss Beachwee: OIC
Then Kevin introduced himself to his grandpa, Trebuchet Dork
and by that point he was exhausted so he called a taxi home.
Jamie: Hey distant relative! Don't be like that burglar! DAMN I HATE THE BURGLAR.
It must have been a century in Sim-years by now, and Jamie still hasn't got over that burglary. I don't even remember it happening, so clearly I'm much more forgiving than he is.
Then just as Kevin drives away, Penny the Infallibly Good Witch somehow creates a GINORMOUS EXPLOSION that makes the entire nightclub disappear -- but the butterflies emerge unharmed!
That aside, this trip downtown was fun! I should reject townies' invitations less often.
Back at home, it's nighttime, and the ghost of Zeke is out and about! Well, kind of, because he also kind of exploded, but look, thought bubbles! Clearly he still exists if he can think!
Turin: You're so hot :)
Antonia: Jordan is hot *fans self*
(PS sorry my graphics suck... that trip Downtown did hurt my graphics, but only on delayed reaction)
Antonia flirted with Turin, and even though no one had ever cared before, this time was different! (And no, not only because this was the first time Turin had turned her down. Even though it was.)
Einstein: What?!? How could you do this? Doesn't our engagement mean ANYTHING to you?
Me: Excuse me! At least Antonia didn't sleep with your mother! :P
Einstein: You cheating slut :( *slapslapslap*
Antonia: AUUUUGH I'm being obscured by graphical glitches! ...oh wait, physical pain too? Oh I see. Ow. I'm hurt.
Yeah, thanks for that, Turin. Antonia somehow destroyed both of her other two relationships for you AND you rejected her! Talk about ungrateful!
They're not, uh, entirely destroyed though. ACTUALLY, Antonia was "furious" with Einstein and Einstein's relationship with Antonia was at -20, but thanks to THE MAGIC OF ACR, they had passionate hate-fuelled sex anyway. :| Whatever works for them, I guess!
Oh yeah, and Bellatrix gave her beloved another pinball machine.
Thanks for reading! :D And a special NO THANKS to Photobucket for uploading literally every second picture that I was trying to upload for this update. What was that about? :/
And now for some acknowledgements - all the Sims I didn't credit explicitly when they appeared:
Einstein and Trebuchet Dork are both from katu_sims
Turin Grunt-Summerdream is from simgaroop
Dale Forest is (like Bellatrix) from simsforaranya
Cuon Morzan (one of the ghosts) is from sawcat
Zeke Rose (another ghost) is from simmericangirl