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[jesse_bradford]

Nothing's on but porn! Got it all on tape, hot is how I feel. They're playing dirty games, Twister naked on the floor. The channel never changed to no Ally McBeal. 'Cause I'm awake and I can see the perverts on this porn. It's Swedish but the hey, I'm still watching porn. Poooorn.

Comments

[victoriabeckham]

Alllyyyyy

[jesse_bradford]

Were you on it or do you just love Calista Flockhart?

[victoriabeckham]

Sigh I wish, I'm more of a Cage and Fish girl, I got the DVDs for Christmas and finally watched it in a specific order.

[jesse_bradford]

From last episode to first? Really, that's the best way to view it. You'll see it gets better.

[mdallas]

I wonder if Swedish porn sounds like scrambled porn...they're weird like that.

[jesse_bradford]

Well, they go "ya" a lot. That has to turn some people on. It just has to.

[jessicacbiel]

Left boob blue?

[jesse_bradford]

Right testicle red.

[sheryl_crow]

Das good ya? I gotta get your cable. Geez.

[jesse_bradford]

Ya baby, be giving dat to me plis, ya. I think I got this channel last time I had it fixed. I need to send my technician a thank you note.

[just_theroux]

This is funny, but, moreso, hot.

[jesse_bradford]

Nobody seems to get that it's Natalie Imbruglia. Well, not the porn but the song.

[just_theroux]

HAHA WELL neither did I, but I feel like I have grown in special ways with the knowledge.

[jesse_bradford]

Haha, I'm not quite sure how to take that.