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[jesse_bradford]

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[jakob_dylan]

You just took your keyboard's virginity!

[jesse_bradford]

Oh, I doubt it. It's been downloading some serious stuff.

[sheryl_crow]

I got as far as lady at the counter and...then you lost me. And I hope you wore protection. Wouldn't be good to catch a virus.

[jesse_bradford]

Damn, I'm sorry my phallus is illiterate. And the thing tried on a trojan, but...

[sheryl_crow]

I always wondered what the AIM profile meant when it said "Links may viruses or trojans." I always thought trojan's protected from viruses. So much to learn. And does your penis really need to know how to read? Maybe it just has poor eyesight. I can hook you up with a good Lasik place?

[jesse_bradford]

So did I, but you learn something new each day. You and your Lasik! It might interfere with my fertility. I'll pass. But maybe one day when I'm desperate.

[abb]

if i had a penis, i'd probably write every update with it.

[jesse_bradford]

If that were the case you'd be in serious need of a lot of viagra. And I'd want your staypower. In the meantime, breasts work as well?

[jesse_bradford]

With you around, I can't even fathom the thought of changing. ;)

[jemalone]

Hahahaha, sigh, I love them all, but if I had to choose my favorite, numero uno would be it. I cannot listen to that song ever, ever again now.

[jesse_bradford]

Hahaha! But it said no no, you're not the one for me. And this is where KT kills me.