see, it's because our parents are secretly twins that's why we're so similar and thus doubly amazing thus making us related thus making any sex we have.......incestuous. ew. <333333anyways
hang on... what if our parents just all hung out together during the really influential, formative years of their childhood... sharing the same kinda ideas, eating the same junkfood and watching the same tee-vee... that might mean that we're NOT related, but have the same kinda parental influences... then we could have sex. BETTER STORY TIMES INFINITY XO<33333333333
HAHAHA ooohhh maannn that was great. lisa frank owns your face hahahah... woo...
haha ive done that to so many people. i wanted to im my bud devon so i was like "DEVIE WEVIE!!!" and it was like "Hi, Meredith. This is Devon's mother, i was just blah blah.." with perfect punctuation and everything. That's such an awesome idea though, next time Dion is like "hey sexy" or something i'll be like "Hi, this is Meredith's father..." priceless.
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THEY'RE LYKE DEADxCORE
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oh the IM story is good, only because there was a possibility of you saying something really dirty or extra embarrassing... and it being his mom.
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trogdor strikes again!
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HA
p.s. the glazier at my house gave me a bright eyes tape
p.p.s. my parents recognised bright eyes and looked PROUD that they recognised it as WELL
wow
like, TWIN PARENTS
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that's why we're so similar and thus doubly amazing
thus making us related
thus making any sex we have.......incestuous.
ew.
<333333anyways
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BETTER STORY TIMES INFINITY
XO<33333333333
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<3!
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haha ive done that to so many people. i wanted to im my bud devon so i was like "DEVIE WEVIE!!!" and it was like "Hi, Meredith. This is Devon's mother, i was just blah blah.." with perfect punctuation and everything. That's such an awesome idea though, next time Dion is like "hey sexy" or something i'll be like "Hi, this is Meredith's father..." priceless.
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DION IMS YOU AND SAYS "HEY SEXY"?????
GAWD JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY
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"haha hey"
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