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[jerseygrrrl]

ok. this is quite the dilemma. there is something horribly wrong with the lead singer from brand new's face. i think it goes beyond ugliness- this man is GROTESQUE.

see what i mean?whoever can come up with the best explanation for it wins a prize of some sort

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[crushmekillme]

hahah I love brandnew.

Dude maybe he was in electro shock therapy and it exploded and left his face distorted.

[jerseygrrrl]

bonnie, they don't do electro shock therapy anymore because it fucks you up too much.
:sigh:
YOU LOSE THIS TIME, BUT YOU STILL WIN.

[crushmekillme]

Coco send me a prize.

because I'm sassy.

[seeinred]

actually, they do still do it.

[cardmonkey]

Right, you see...

His face is a good example of 'circocious umbriosus' or smoke ring jaw lock syndrome. After watching various others blow smoke rings, our lead singer here sat down one night and furiously attempted to mock what he's seen. Unfortunately, extreme use of the lower jaw muscles cause them to lock in place permanently.

Eeee-ouch.

[jerseygrrrl]

ow.
or he's just ugly.

[cardmonkey]

yeah, or that.

did i win?

[jerseygrrrl]

i think everyone has to win this contest, because i got so many fucking hilarious [and in your case, detailed] explanations
but i think patrick is the grand supreme deluxe winner, because, shit, just look at his new picture.
<3

[patnlizz]

[jerseygrrrl]

hahahahhahah patrick
unless someone comes up with something else,
i'd say you fucking win x4050234520354

[patnlizz]

so does that mean I get 4050234520354 prizes?

[jerseygrrrl]

drum drum drum.... god you're a genius

[tohu]

i met them at warped tour in jacksonville. the guy on the far right in that picture is reeeally nice.

[zerosignalone]

i was going to the ETID/throwdown show in south amboy, but my friend who i was going to go with can't attend....so im not going now either. cause im a loser like that.