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[jerpiven]

Zooey Deschanel is to blame. I was perfectly content to sit back and relax in wonder at the smoothness of this baby soft internet connection, allowing me perfectly legal downloads of the Kool Moe Dee ouvre, but no, Miss Des had to bug me into registering a "screen name", because all the cool kids are doing it, with their hula hoops and their games

Comments

[zdeschanel]

i will gladly take the blame for this if it means you won't disappear like other incarnations of you.

[jerpiven]

I'm not going anywhere. Not when I have people like you to keep me around.

[e_dushku]

Goodonya, girl.

[jerpiven]

Like I said, I'm not leaving. I just got here, for fuck's sake.

[grenier]

Zooey Deschanel is to blame for a lot of things.

[zdeschanel]

i hate you.

[grenier]

You wish.

[zdeschanel]

haha well what am i to blame for.

nice dog by the way.

[joshua_lucas]

landed lucas. Yes, I'm so fucking original.

[jerpiven]

Yes, because mine doesn't sound anything like a pirated Kevin Smith project.

[joshua_lucas]

Or that movie you were in with Mandy Moore. That I got dragged to by my girlfriend specifically because you were in it.

[jerpiven]

Your girlfriend sounds like a woman of taste and distinction.

[kelly_clarkson]

ari is my favorite

[peetam]

"Chasing Liberty" was on some cable station this evening and I have to say, it's serious love of the Piven that goads me into sitting through that amount of cheese.

[jerpiven]

I also go well with a nice white wine, preferably in the dark, in bed, the better to have someplace comfortable to pass out to the sweet, sweet tones of my voice.