00:00:08 [Time fails at anonymous, because of audio]

[jerk_o_clock]

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Ah, I am well aware that with how things are currently this may seem inappropriate but...

How should one who is not [ahems] accustomed to certain forms of affection accept the fact that there is someone who has those kind of... affections towards them?

[HE SOUNDS SO AWKWARD, HELP A POOR ROBOT OUT.]

Comments

[fasternlightbot]

*icon*

[jerk_o_clock]

... Do you want to end up like your brother when I fought him and won?

[fasternlightbot]

You'd have to catch me first, and with those tiny legs, I don't see it happening~

[jerk_o_clock]

I wouldn't need to catch you.

[laser_trident]

That depends...

Do you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike that someone?

[jerk_o_clock]

... I am not quite sure.

[laser_trident]

Uh huh...

And what are they doing? Huh?

[jerk_o_clock]

he uh...

took me to that prom last month.

[variabletamer]

Well, just because 'someone' is not accustomed to those forms of affection does not mean that person can't learn to enjoy it and return the affection. Just like with any new positive experience, at first it won't be familiar, but it can become so.

[jerk_o_clock]

but there is... touching.

[runawaypilot]

The answer is sex.

The answer is always sex.

[jerk_o_clock]

... no sex.

[runawaypilot]

Why not?!

[jerk_o_clock]

touching.

[techsavytabby]

Interesting query.

Oh oh oh I got this one!

OK?

GROW A PAIR!

...TA remind me from now on to only respond in text form so you can't "help".

[jerk_o_clock]

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