Stop, Stop, Stop All The Dancing...

[jeremytblack]

It's a "stop, stop, stop all the dancing, give me time to breathe" kind of Saturday morning, at least in my head; but in the real world, the dancing is not only going on, The Tramps are here in my living room singing, "Disco Inferno" at decibels rivaling a jet engine and my ass and feet are doing their best to get along little doggie and move along

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[robingf]

As to the Church thing, as a very, very lapsed catholic. I sugest several things. As he is going on and on, and you are doing the Catholic calisthenics, kneel ,stand, sit kneel. Remember that this is a BIG PAGAN holiday, as is most of the symbology in that building. So try to imagine you are attending a formal pagan rit.
If this fails, cruise the clergy, its whacked but passes the time.