Comments | jenthamuppet: It was a fucking bear. A bear that was in my car and staring at me with those godless eyes.

jenthamuppet

It was a fucking bear. A bear that was in my car and staring at me with those godless eyes.

Mar 06, 2006 22:14

Soooooo...

Yeah, I haven't updated in awhile. I've...been busy.

I've been dealing with school, hanging out with people, and trying not to kill Max. Which reminds me, I really need to update my class journal. Got my hair done all crazy. 'Cause, you know, I'm all insane like that and it really is weird to see blonde hair in my rearview mirror now ( Read more... )

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pepsibob March 7 2006, 04:40:55 UTC

~luff~

=) This weekend is gonna be KRUNK. (in the words of..black people? or white people trying to be black?)

jenthamuppet March 7 2006, 04:42:59 UTC

...

I...think it's a word that should never be spoken by anyone. Ever. Whether you're black, white, or retarded.

*slaps you.*

But, yeah, we'll have fun...whore.

pepsibob March 7 2006, 04:44:17 UTC

I like it when you slap me. Hookie. Do you like it when I throw you in a bear pit? Do you? You know you like bears.

jenthamuppet March 7 2006, 04:48:18 UTC

Oh, do you wish to put yourself even higher on my list? Do you? I can schedule you a lot sooner for your...inevitable appointment. It could happen tomorrow, even. I know you'll most likely show your face at a certain coffee shop and I would so hate that you'd never, ever get to drink your beloved Mel in Yo' Mouth or whatever they insist on naming it.

pepsibob March 7 2006, 04:49:25 UTC

I poisoned your drink with nano-tech bombs. Whenever I wish, I'll hit the detonator.

jenthamuppet March 7 2006, 04:54:41 UTC

Ah, my dear, how cute of you.

It truly would be a novel idea if I hadn't already done the same to you months ago. If, by some chance, my body ceases to function I have my own detonator linked to the steady pulse of my heart. Once that is gone, so are you.

And your family.

So, please, hit the button. I DARE you.

pepsibob March 7 2006, 04:55:45 UTC

I poisoned your bunny too.

jenthamuppet March 7 2006, 04:57:25 UTC

She's been genetically altered to withstand any sort of poisoning and, as a matter of fact, grenade blasts.

Your threat holds no weight!

pepsibob March 7 2006, 04:58:41 UTC

I rewired her.

Turn around.

MUAHAHAHA

jenthamuppet March 7 2006, 05:01:28 UTC

Ah, so clever of you!

Too bad that I have this force field to protect me from all harm. Nice try, Old Gal. Better luck next time.

Oh, but you might want to watch out the next time you feel like burning some incense. You my get some...explosive results!