First the cat, then my mother, and now the fucking rug. God, why are you being such a dick?

[jenthamuppet]

Ah. Everything that could have possibly went wrong this evening did go horribly wrong.

First it was the being a tad bit late. There was random I-35 traffic...that wasn't so bad. Annoying maybe, but still not at all a rare thing. Then there was the getting pulled over. I only got a warning thank gawd and I think I'll certainly remember the speed

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[shadowfalconer]

IHOP SAVE FTW

[jenthamuppet]

o___o

Those girls love their omelettes. That's all I gotta say 'bout that.

[vindicator]

See, that guy at the ATM is a perfect example of someone who could use my 5-fingered dose of reality. Clearly in his fantasy world, pointing out a girl isn't wearing a bra is the greatest pick-up line ever.

What a tool. You should've kicked him in the nuts. That would've been hilarious.

[vindicator]

I'd also like to add that the "stupid gene" is spreading and it's causing guys to think girls that aren't dating them like to receive comments about their breasts.

For further evidence of this disturbing trend, go look at Mowi's LJ entry where she posted pictures in her costume. :D

[jenthamuppet]

:D You don't sound like a bitter human being at all!

Oh, and he kept going off on that whole, "Is it cold out here?" line. If I wasn't in an area where people were present...I'm quite sure the bastard would have raped me. He was just that persistant.

[vindicator]

Okay, last one, I swear. Since I know you're a fan of Ali G and Borat...

http://www.borat.kz/video/borat_spot_1_mbr_MTV.wmv

[jenthamuppet]

XD

[dmo214]

Holy shit girl...
If you need help with vengeance, I have a book on it.
As for the guy, you can use the ATM security camera if you really want to stir trouble.

[jenthamuppet]

Well, for now I can just hope the man's balls shrivel up and fall off sometime soon. Hell, maybe if he just lost his entire lower torso... I'd be cool with that.

Anyways, I've been assured that if I ever pick him out at Mockingbird Station and give the heads up to Phoenix he'll never be able to show his face there again.