Tiny!Jens

[kisuuna]

Here's a little something that was auctioned on Ebay last week. I didn't go for it, but I downloaded the pics because I thought you might be interested :o)

Comments

[trampadoo]

Dawwwwwwww! :D *squeak* Look at the trousers and the huge Schultüte! It's almost as big as him. ^_^ Thank you, what a lovely find. :)

[kisuuna]

And oh, the funny collar :D

[mariale_80]

Dawwwwwwwwww so cute!!! ^_^ Oh mine, and he looks so small, makes me want to cuddle him and ruffle his hair... wait, He still has that effect ^^

[mariale_80]

P.S.: Thank you for the so lovely find :D

[kisuuna]

... and I bet he exploits it shamelessly *g*

[spamjoe]

Awwww *feels the sudden urge to cuddle tiny!Jens*
Thanks for posting! :)

[kisuuna]

You wonder how he's ever going to get through that door if he can't even reach the handle.

[pollyanna101]

Oh, thanks so much for posting!
Did you notice this green dinosaur/crocodile thing that is always with him during his life (except Schalke, maybe).
Maybe it means something (in psychological sence)?

[kisuuna]

Yes, yes, that must be it! Jens' old school is called Georgschule, so of course the cute little dragon school mascot refers to the legend of Saint George and the dragon. I just looked it up at Wikipedia:

- As legend would have it, Saint George killed the dragon and by doing so saved a poor innocent virgin. Likewise, Jens chivalrously protects his immaculate goal by killing evil penalties and other ravenous beasts, err, balls.

- Among other things, Saint George is the patron of the field workers, and Jens definitely is a field worker, right?

- The George Cross is the flag of England, place of Jens' Great Victories.

- The red Brustring on the white Stuttgart jersey of course constitutes half a George Cross.

- And I'm sure Schalke somehow fits in there as well if we look close enough.

Q.E.D.! XD

[pollyanna101]

Yes, Jens is no one else as a field worker, so Saint George is his patron definitely.
(He is worker in literal sence of the word, not like some lazy goalie that showed a kind of circus yesterday)
And Schalke, well: they wear cobalt/white tricots, and the word cobald remains of kobolds, sprites that have their gold and silver treasures in mountain caves - as dragons do.

There has to be another book, except of Jens' one, "The spiritual meaning of everyday life of Jens Lehmann" or something like that.

[kisuuna]

Das ist ja wunderbar, aber dann tragt das bitte nicht in meinen Kommentaren aus - das macht mir nämlich auch keinen Spaß, so etwas zu lesen, selbst wenn es nicht an mich gerichtet ist - noch dazu unter einem völlig unschuldigen öffentlich geposteten Foto von Jens als Schulkind.