I need money, lots and lots of money and I need it now so far the only ways to get it involve going to prison and becoming somebodies bitch... Which I definitely don't want!
oh me too!!! various forms of embezzlement, and outright robbery have occasionally crossed my mind, but there is of course the very real risk of imprisonment, which is just no fair, cos i would miss getting my nails done hehehe. computer fraud would be amazing, all those point whatsit of a penny going into some secret account, sifted off so no one can trace it - but i just am so not that clever - anything more than a bit of cut and paste and my brain hurts. so that always leaves the oldest profession, but there are too many amateurs in this town, most of whom will put out for a bag of chips, or a vodka and redbull. so i have to content myself with the woes of povery *sulks a bit - goes off to eat chocolate*
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