STUPID FUCKING HATBOX

[jennicakes]

THEYAHHHS BAHF ON MY PRESSAH FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me again why I'm supposed to want to children?

Wait, is it because, by the time they're 8, they will theoretically bahf in the toilet, and not on expensive things I need to use every day?

Comments

[maydela]

I think the only time you can count on your children not barfing on your expensive things is when they have moved out of your house and stopped visiting.

[liddybird]

and make sure you change your locks after they move out. those little bastids have a way of finding themselves in your dwelling when they lose their job -- guard against that event at all costs.

[rredhead]

I'm setting myself up, but, Jack hasn't barfed on anything expensive yet. Sassy barfs WAY more than Jack does.

[cdsommer]

A barfing little kid is the least of your worries. Let me tell you about 16 year olds....