LOLercaust...

[jen0va99]

Oh man, I was just rereading my old FFVII playthrough where Cloud=my penis and Aeris=my ass... I can't... stop... laughing...

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[vwl]

Man, I had a game where I named everyone something retarded like that. Let's see if I can remember:

Cloud - Zack
Barret - Leprachaun <- this was probably actually spelled right
Tifa - an idiot
Aeris - my penis <- best. ever.
Red XIII - Meow
Cait Sith - a spy
Cid - GRRRRR
Vincent - Cheese
Yuffie - a big ho

I had a lot of great lines in that. Things like Cloud yelling, "Why is Shinra after my penis!?" and Tifa saying, "My penis is gone, you know." And, who could forget? "My penis will be able to bring happiness to all those in the slums." And of course, "Letting my penis go...was the start...of my bad luck..."

There was also things like, "I'm an idiot! Nice to meet you!" and "A spy is a spy!"

Ahhhh, classic.

[venefican]

I remember! Happy memories^^

[soranokumo]

I just shared all of these (again!) with my housemates, and we all spent the last half hour laughing until we cried.

BEST. CRACK. EVA.

[im_an_aaangel]

I nearly died laughing while reading through all of those. XD

[electricpower]

dfigfioags I am dyingggggg

This is doing an A+++ job of distracting me from how depressing Crisis Core is.