My mind is corrosive.

[jen0va99]

Perhaps 'tis a bit random, but I love you all. I really do. <3

...except anriko because she's a mean seme.

Working on ShinRa/BC chaotic crack!fic again. Sephiroth/Cloud+Zack parts, specifically. Just added on to this part, and what I did is dedicated to thorne_scratch because... one of your comments made me do it. Well, a couple paragraphs, I mean.

Comments

[turk_elena]

... I need to take, like, four cold showers now. Thank you. =P

[jen0va99]

*prances around with a bag of dirt*

Tra la-la la-la~

[anriko]

You know you love it. ♥

[jen0va99]

*sparkles uke-ily*

I need a sparkly!uke icon before I use up all my slots.

[anriko]

Yes, you do. :D

[turk_elena]

... Your icon just made me rack up another shower needed. 0_0

[thorne_scratch]

...and then I killed and ate you.

(Oh my God, I am sitting here at my computer, laughing like a manaic and probably scaring the hell out of our houseguest downstairs.

Sephiroth took the blonde trooper by his slight and flimsily-armored shoulders, twisted him around, and leaned down until they stood face to face. And because I want him to, Sephiroth looked deep into Cloud’s big, blue, diamond-sparkly, icy, glittering, fathomless pool-like sapphire orbs lovingly for a long moment, his own prettily glowing aquamarine eyes glowing prettily.

Illegally underage! Oh, man.)

[jen0va99]

I know Sephiroth's my kinks, I'm not afraid.

[thorne_scratch]

I talked with someone about Sephiroth and his fetish for tiny underage blond boys. And the thing is, no one calls him on it because, dude, he's Sephiroth.

"This is my Cloud closet."

"What do you keep in there?"

"Uh... Nothing."

"Hello? Is anyone out there? It's very dark in here, sir..."

"You should probably just ignore that."

[jen0va99]

Zack probably would, but you know it's his fault that Sephiroth's got him in the first place.

[jen0va99]

Now I'm not so sure. MAYBE IT DOES!!1

I'm glad you liked it XDDD Hee! You mean a full story like this with ranty run-on crack!pr0n?

[lulu_nobody]

Your writing amuses me. You should write like that so very much more often.

See, unlike the book I am reading for school, your run-on sentences are interesting.

[jen0va99]

I'll try to XD I enjoy writing crack, I really do. Retarded ranting-style fics are so much easier to do.

[lulu_nobody]

Usually because it's only the writing of one's thoughts, as well as +5 on the retarded scale, which makes it all the better.

Seriously, though, you should write more crack. I DEMAND IT OF YOU.

[jen0va99]

OKAY I WILL.