Aging not so Gracefully

[jellomarx]

 
I am on a diet. I hate dieting, but I long to be able to stand and see my enormous feet at the same time.

Mind you, I'm not what someone first meeting me would call obese. I'm a big man. Is it because as Harry Chapin said, "I've got a tire around my gut from sitting on my butt?" Partially so.

My problem is snacking. The only god that I seriously

Comments

too much time

[psunach]

I must admit that I am impressed by the writing talents of Jello. You come across as a thoughtful, insightful, passionate individual! Are you paying someone to write for you? I am also intrigued by the concept of the combover starting at the back of your neck. It begs the question, "would your hair flap while you were running?", which I guess begs the further question, "Were you really running?". Anyway, not nearly the talent of writing as you, but a response to the blog nonetheless.

Re: too much time

[jellomarx]

does Anything flap anymore?

Re: too much time

[psunach]

In order to flap an object must be limp and soft. So you tell me, does it flap or not?

Re: too much time

[jellomarx]

I've thought that I would keep this G rated, but alas, I must settle for PG-13.