The Brown Stuff Goes In The Brown Bin..!

[jeffthelion]

I wish I could talk about all the stuff crawling around my head at the moment but I've promised internet silence on that for now though, LJ comrades! Patience needs to be your friend, good times are ahead

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[leylarna]

Matt complains at me for putting it in the bin too, I have to double bag it now. Lots of fun.

[jeffthelion]

See, that's fair enough but we live in a block and some folks have babies with shitty nappies AND we empty our cat litter trays once a fortnight, as she mostly goes outside! It's all a bit excessive!

[matheius]

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

How about you post the cat shit through their letterbox?

[jeffthelion]

If Angel was still here, I could smear the entire outside of their car in defecation and that would be just one week's worth of her poo!

Blue however, her stuff hardly smells and she rarely goes, and when she does, she mostly hides it outside in the bushes of the communal garden, next creative alternative, please..!

[matheius]

Okay. How about you post human shit through their letterbox? :D

[jeffthelion]

Ha, they can trace that! If I go to Leeds, I'll see if I can wangle one of the trucks clearing out Leeds Festival's toilets to deposit some of the waste through their letterbox!

[herwrittenword]

Oh boy. Haha. You should ask them where they would like it. =P

[jeffthelion]

Oh believe me, I've shown tons of restraint to not ask them to their faces!